Go The F K To Sleep
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Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Akashic Books
Release Date : 2011-06-14
Go The F K To Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Akashic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-14 with Humor categories.
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Precious Little Sleep
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Author : Alexis Dubief
language : en
Publisher: Lomhara Press
Release Date : 2020-10-19
Precious Little Sleep written by Alexis Dubief and has been published by Lomhara Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-19 with Family & Relationships categories.
Aren’t babies precious? So is sleep. Your baby is capable of sleeping through the night and this book will show you how. A whip smart and entertaining guide that focuses on WHY babies sleep the way they do, this book arms you with evidence-based and flexible tools that work for every unique situation so that you can teach your baby how to sleep well. This book will help you tackle the thorniest sleep snags, including: > Navigating the tricky newborn phase like a pro > Getting your child to truly sleep through the night > Weaning off the all-night buffet > Mastering the precarious tango that is healthy napping > Solving toddler and preschooler sleep struggles Sleep expert Alexis Dubief, of the wildly popular website, podcast, and group Precious Little Sleep, imparts effective, accessible, and flexible strategies based on years of research that will dramatically improve your child’s sleep. You’ll love the practical solutions and the way she presents them. And it works! Buy it now.
You Have To Fucking Eat
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Canongate Books
Release Date : 2014-11-12
You Have To Fucking Eat written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Canongate Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-12 with Humor categories.
From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.
Fuck Now There Are Two Of You
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Canongate Books
Release Date : 2019-10-01
Fuck Now There Are Two Of You written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Canongate Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-01 with Humor categories.
It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Open Road Media
Release Date : 2011-06-14
Go The F K To Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Open Road Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-14 with Humor categories.
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
No Go Sleep
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Author : Kate Feiffer
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-03-06
No Go Sleep written by Kate Feiffer and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A baby does not want to go to sleep, even as everything else around her wishes her a good night. Lyrically written, this lulling text, paired with soothing art, is sure to put even the youngest reader in the mood to visit dreamland. Full color.
Stop Meowing And Go The F Ck To Sleep
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Author : Rosa Silva
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-01-11
Stop Meowing And Go The F Ck To Sleep written by Rosa Silva and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-11 with categories.
Stop Meowing and Go the F*ck to Sleep is a funny bedtime book for all the desperate cat parents out there. If you have experienced the nightmare of having a kitty who won't let you have a good night's sleep, this is the book for you. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.
Sleep Is For The Weak
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Author : Emily-Jane Clark
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-10-01
Sleep Is For The Weak written by Emily-Jane Clark and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-01 with Family & Relationships categories.
Sleep Is For The Weak may cause Gina Ford to have contented kittens. It might even force Supernanny to throw herself off the naughty step, but it will certainly provide some welcome comfort and comical light relief to exhausted parents suffering from sleep-deprivation! It features humorous alternatives to `useful' sleep advice while offering inspiration, laughter and survival strategies for mums and dads struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness. Including chapters `What to Expect (When Nothing Is Anything Like You Expected When You Were Expecting)' and `How Not To Lose Friends and Irritate People When You Have Babies', this book will make even the most stressed parent laugh. Combining Emily-Jane's own experiences in emotive detail (the good, the bad and the funny) with a series of tongue-in-cheek guides, charts, subversive imagery and NO-sleep solutions, this is a source of inspiration and hope for new mums and dads.
I Will Not Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Richard Crasta
language : en
Publisher: Invisible Man Press
Release Date : 2015-01-08
I Will Not Go The F K To Sleep written by Richard Crasta and has been published by Invisible Man Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-01-08 with Humor categories.
What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.
The End Of The Jews
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-03-18
The End Of The Jews written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-03-18 with Fiction categories.
The ruthlessly engrossing and beautifully rendered story of the Brodskys, a family of artists who realize, too late, one elemental truth: Creation’s necessary consequence is destruction. Each member of the mercurial clan in Adam Mansbach’s bold new novel faces the impossible choice between the people they love and the art that sustains them. Tristan Brodsky, sprung from the asphalt of the depression-era Bronx, goes on to become one of the swaggering Jewish geniuses who remakes American culture while slowly suffocating his poet wife, who harbors secrets of her own. Nina Hricek, a driven young Czech photographer escapes from behind the Iron Curtain with a group of black musicians only to find herself trapped yet again, this time in a doomed love affair. And finally, Tris Freedman, grandson of Tristan and lover of Nina, a graffiti artist and unanchored revolutionary, cannibalizes his family history to feed his muse. In the end, their stories converge and the survival of each requires the sacrifice of another. The End of the Jews offers all the rewards of the traditional family epic, but Mansbach’s irreverent wit and rich, kinetic prose shed new light on the genre. It runs on its own chronometer, somersaulting gracefully through time and space, interweaving the tales of these three protagonists who, separated by generation and geography, are leading parallel lives.