Might twelve, 2015
Hold out, no. There is no way I’m commencing off like that. This is an explorer’s journal, not a book about my middle college crushes.
Adventurer’s Log, Day 1:
Not known time—perhaps early morning
I, Sir Benjamin Shortsword, arrived in the new entire world right now, with the blessings of my men and women ringing in my ears, and outfitted only with this pencil and diary. Stevespeed to…