Knock Knock How To Traumatize Your Children


Knock Knock How To Traumatize Your Children
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How To Traumatize Your Children


How To Traumatize Your Children
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Author : Knock Knock
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2007

How To Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Family & Relationships categories.


While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.



Experimenting With Babies


Experimenting With Babies
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Author : Shaun Gallagher
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-10-01

Experimenting With Babies written by Shaun Gallagher and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-01 with Family & Relationships categories.


Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.



Raising The Perfect Child Through Guilt And Manipulation


Raising The Perfect Child Through Guilt And Manipulation
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Author : Elizabeth Beckwith
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2009-09-22

Raising The Perfect Child Through Guilt And Manipulation written by Elizabeth Beckwith and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-22 with Humor categories.


A hysterically tongue-in-cheek, parody parenting guide by “a wonder writer and an expressive, hilarious comedian” (Zack Galifianakis). Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith’s Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: “Us” vs. “Them” How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don’t Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It’s a Good Thing



All My Friends Are Dead


All My Friends Are Dead
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Author : Avery Monsen
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-10-01

All My Friends Are Dead written by Avery Monsen and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-01 with Humor categories.


If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.



Moms Who Drink And Swear


Moms Who Drink And Swear
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Author : Nicole Knepper
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-04-02

Moms Who Drink And Swear written by Nicole Knepper and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-02 with Biography & Autobiography categories.


If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.



Things That Might Kill You


Things That Might Kill You
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Author : Knock Knock
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2007-05

Things That Might Kill You written by Knock Knock and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05 with Health & Fitness categories.


Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health. The world's worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac's fantasy life. We're all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce?



How To Get Into Debt


How To Get Into Debt
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Author : Knock Knock (Firm)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2007

How To Get Into Debt written by Knock Knock (Firm) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Debt categories.


Helps in fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments. This title assists in learning to maximise the gap between income and outflow.



Welcome To The Club


Welcome To The Club
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Author : Raquel D'Apice
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-09-20

Welcome To The Club written by Raquel D'Apice and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09-20 with Humor categories.


From an Emmy Award–winning comedy writer: “An absolute must for every parent who needs to laugh so they don’t cry.” —Bunmi Laditan, author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure From the comedian behind the popular parenting blog The Ugly Volvo comes a refreshing spin on the baby milestone book. Instead of a place to lovingly capture the first time baby sleeps through the night, this book commemorates baby’s first poop explosion; first time baby says a word you didn’t want her to say; and first time you forget the details of childbirth enough to consider having a second kid. Accompanied by distinctive illustrations, these one hundred rarely documented but all-too-realistic milestones provide comfort, solidarity, and comic relief for exhausted and terrified new parents.



The Body Keeps The Score


The Body Keeps The Score
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Author : Bessel van der Kolk, M.D.
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2014-09-25

The Body Keeps The Score written by Bessel van der Kolk, M.D. and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-25 with Psychology categories.


#1 New York Times bestseller “Essential reading for anyone interested in understanding and treating traumatic stress and the scope of its impact on society.” —Alexander McFarlane, Director of the Centre for Traumatic Stress Studies A pioneering researcher transforms our understanding of trauma and offers a bold new paradigm for healing in this New York Times bestseller Trauma is a fact of life. Veterans and their families deal with the painful aftermath of combat; one in five Americans has been molested; one in four grew up with alcoholics; one in three couples have engaged in physical violence. Dr. Bessel van der Kolk, one of the world’s foremost experts on trauma, has spent over three decades working with survivors. In The Body Keeps the Score, he uses recent scientific advances to show how trauma literally reshapes both body and brain, compromising sufferers’ capacities for pleasure, engagement, self-control, and trust. He explores innovative treatments—from neurofeedback and meditation to sports, drama, and yoga—that offer new paths to recovery by activating the brain’s natural neuroplasticity. Based on Dr. van der Kolk’s own research and that of other leading specialists, The Body Keeps the Score exposes the tremendous power of our relationships both to hurt and to heal—and offers new hope for reclaiming lives.



The Myth Of Normal


The Myth Of Normal
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Author : Gabor Maté
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2022-09-13

The Myth Of Normal written by Gabor Maté and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-09-13 with Psychology categories.


OVER 1 MILLION COPIES SOLD We tend to believe that normality equals health. Yet what is the norm in the Western world? Mental illness and chronic disease are on an unstoppable rise. How did we get here? And what lies ahead for us? 'It all starts with waking up... to what our bodies are expressing and our minds are suppressing.' In this life-affirming book, Gabor Maté connects the dots between our personal suffering and the relentless pressures of modern life – showing that ill health is a natural reflection of our disconnection from our true selves. Drawing on four decades of clinical experience, and stories of people transforming their bodies and minds, Dr Maté offers a hopeful pathway to reconnection and healing.