Scary Mommy S Guide To Surviving The Holidays


Scary Mommy S Guide To Surviving The Holidays
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Scary Mommy S Guide To Surviving The Holidays


Scary Mommy S Guide To Surviving The Holidays
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Author : Jill Smokler
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-11-17

Scary Mommy S Guide To Surviving The Holidays written by Jill Smokler and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-17 with Humor categories.


From New York Times bestselling author and acclaimed “Scary Mommy” blogger Jill Smokler comes a funny and practical guide filled with essays, recipes, and tried-and-true tips sure to get any parent through the holiday season—without losing your marbles. Ah, the holidays: a time of joy, celebration, serenity, and peace… Unless, of course, you have whiny, screaming children demanding presents, attention, and a personal appearance by Santa or Judah the Maccabee. Then you’re screwed. But wait, there’s hope: Scary Mommy Guide to Surviving the Holidays to the rescue! Yes, in this handy holiday guide, you’ll find everything you need to survive the fall/winter rush of cheer in style, and without having a mental breakdown. From relatable, hilarious essays on everything from the Santa myth to being seated at the dreaded kids’ table, to easy-to-follow recipes that might include just a little something special to take the edge off (can anyone say Kahlua?), to fun and accessible gift ideas, this book is your ticket to peace of mind—and a laugh—during the busy, crazy holiday season!



Mom S Survival Guide


Mom S Survival Guide
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Author : Susan Randol
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2010

Mom S Survival Guide written by Susan Randol and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Child rearing categories.


Being a mom can be challenging, rewarding, and incredibly frustrating! But with the hardworking advice in Redbook Mom’s Survival Guide, every mom’s life can be made a little easier. Time-tested tips from real moms as well as plenty of advice from the experts cover topics both serious and light-hearted. Everything from catching your child in a lie and stopping the dreaded tantrum to taking the perfect holiday photo and preparing for back-to-school madness is written in the engaging mom-to-mom voice that has been so popular in the magazine.



This Is Not My Beautiful Life


This Is Not My Beautiful Life
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Author : Victoria Fedden
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan
Release Date : 2016-06-07

This Is Not My Beautiful Life written by Victoria Fedden and has been published by Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-07 with Biography & Autobiography categories.


This Is Not My Beautiful Life is the story of how Victoria lost her parents to prison and nearly lost her mind. No one ever said motherhood would be easy, but as she struggles to change diapers, install car seats, and find the right drop-off line at pre-school--no easy task--when each one is named for a stage in the lifecycle of a freaking butterfly! She's also forced to ask herself whether a jump-suit might actually complement her Mom's platinum-blonde extensions and fend off the cast of shady, stranger-than-fiction characters (like the recovering addict who scored a reality show when he started an escort service for women) who populated her parents' world. This Is Not My Beautiful Life is a hilariously funny and unexpectedly moving memoir of a just-functional family you will never forget.



Megan Goes On Holiday


Megan Goes On Holiday
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Author : Owen Jones
language : en
Publisher: Tektime
Release Date : 2022-07-15

Megan Goes On Holiday written by Owen Jones and has been published by Tektime this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-07-15 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


In 'Megan Goes on Holiday', the family goes on holiday abroad, taking Megan for the first time. She becomes besotted with the place. On her return home, she makes a bit of a fool of herself by pretending to be what she is not and showing off. However, her mother and a few others bring her back to reality, and Wacinhinsha gives her an explanation for her recent infatuation with her holiday destination. Megan is a 13-year-old teenage girl, who realises that she has psychic powers that others do not have. At first, she tried to talk to her mother about them, but with disastrous consequences, so she learned to keep quiet about them. However, some people do offer to help and an animal showed a special friendship, but they were not 'alive' in the normal sense of the word. They had passed on. Megan has three such friends: Wacinhinsha, her Spirit Guide, who had been Sioux in his last life on Earth; her maternal grandfather, Gramps and a huge Siberian tiger called Grrr. Wacinhinsha is extremely knowledgeable in all things spiritual, psychic and paranormal; her grandfather is a novice 'dead person' and Grrr can only speak Tiger, as one might imagine and most of that, of course is unintelligible to humans. In 'Megan Goes on Holiday', the family goes on holiday abroad, taking Megan for the first time. She becomes besotted with the place. On her return home, she makes a bit of a fool of herself by pretending to be what she is not and showing off. However, her mother and a few others bring her back to reality, and Wacinhinsha gives her an explanation for her recent infatuation with her holiday destination. Translator: Owen Jones PUBLISHER: TEKTIME



Christmas Confessions And Cocktails


Christmas Confessions And Cocktails
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Author : Vicki Lesage
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2015-07-27

Christmas Confessions And Cocktails written by Vicki Lesage and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-07-27 with categories.


#1 Amazon Best Selling Author American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from her crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to her even crazier holidays in her new home in France. Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you'll chuckle at in this installment of the Paris Confessions series. This Christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season! A humorous collection of holiday-inspired stories with Christmas drink recipes If you're looking for a great read this holiday season, don't miss Christmas Confessions & Cocktails! The 25 stories in this holiday collection take you on an adventure full of Christmas spirit (and spirits, with the Christmas cocktail recipes). And it makes the perfect Christmas gift! Interview with the AuthorQ. What was your inspiration to write the Confessions series? A. After a few too many drinks at the bar, I either turn to storytelling or karaoke. I'm much better at storytelling-or so my friends say! They encouraged me to put my tales to paper, and thus was born my series of memoirs, essentially a collection of funny essays. Q. OK, so they're technically memoirs. But they seem different than traditional memoirs. How would you categorize them? A. Most of the best selling memoirs are written by celebrities, who already have a huge audience. I had to choose a different angle in order to stand out, so I went for humor. I hope people find my memoirs funny, with all the dating humor you would find in chick lit. I also talk about my travels, so my books would appeal to anyone who likes travel humor and travel memoirs by women. Confessions of a Paris Party Girl includes partying and dating humor, while Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer would fall into the parenting humor or pregnancy humor categories. Q. Yikes... Those are practically spoilers! A. Sorry! Between my French last name and my author bio, I think the cat might already be out of the bag. However, even if you have a rough idea of how it all ends up, you have no idea how rough it was getting there until you read my books! Q. Aren't there already so many memoirs, and ones about Paris in particular? Why should I choose yours? A. It's true, there are some really great Paris memoirs out there. The fact that I have read (and enjoyed!) so many best selling memoirs myself makes me think it's a popular genre for a reason. We're always thirsty for another sip of Paris, right? To travel to Paris through the pages of a book... to fall in love with Paris again! Q. What order should I read the books in? A. Each book in the Confessions series can stand alone, but like fine wine and pungent cheese, they go great together! I would recommend the following order: -Confessions of a Paris Party Girl: A Humorous Travel Memoir -Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer: A Humorous Parenting Memoir - Christmas Confessions & Cocktails: A Humorous Holiday Memoir with Sassy Drink Recipes -Petite Confessions: A Humorous Memoirette - Confessions & Cocktails: A Humorous Memoirette Categories- Christmas Collections & Holiday Collections - Christmas Gifts - Family Christmas - Christmas Humor - Cocktails & Recipes - Humor Essays - Biographies & Memoirs - Travel Essays & Travelogues If you're looking for: Christmas humor, Christmas cocktails, Christmas recipes, the holiday season, Christmas travel, Christmas season, family Christmas, Christmas love stories, Christmas with the kids, funny memoirs, travel memoirs by women, travel humor, coming of age memoirs, travel essays, & funny essays.



I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus


I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus
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Author : Ann Hodgman
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2004-11-02

I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus written by Ann Hodgman and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-11-02 with Humor categories.


The hilarious holiday handbook for those who are starting to see Scrooge's point of view. Let's face it-sometimes the joys of Christmas are enough to make us want to run away from home-with all of the eggnog, of course. But with a little wry humor, Ann Hodgman is here to tackle Christmas stress and bring cheer back into the holiday. Delving into such diverse topics as making Christmas for kids and adults, how many traditions are just too many, and much more, I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus is full of helpful advice, recipes, and true holiday horror stories to let you know you're not alone.



The Campus Life Guide To Surviving High School


The Campus Life Guide To Surviving High School
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Author : Verne Becker
language : en
Publisher: Grand Rapids, Mich. : Campus Life Books
Release Date : 1990

The Campus Life Guide To Surviving High School written by Verne Becker and has been published by Grand Rapids, Mich. : Campus Life Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1990 with Education categories.




The Freshly Single Man S Guide To Household Survival


The Freshly Single Man S Guide To Household Survival
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Author : Jeff Bruner
language : en
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Release Date : 2014-02-20

The Freshly Single Man S Guide To Household Survival written by Jeff Bruner and has been published by Page Publishing Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-20 with Reference categories.


Some men are single by choice; others end up single through little to no choice of their own. Many of these divorced men and widowers find themselves overwhelmed by the multitude of new tasks at hand, from doing laundry to raising children on their own. Jeff Bruner lost his wife of 25 years suddenly to cancer, and soon found himself spending most of the day paying bills or hours wandering around the grocery store, not even knowing what he needed. Through trial and error, he learned how to perform the many tasks that his wife had done for years, and he has written this extremely helpful guide for "freshly single" men that covers everything from cooking to cleaning to combing cat fur. The Freshly Single Man's Guide to Household Survival might become the new Bible for the millions of suddenly single Sams in our society.



The Second Baby Survival Guide


The Second Baby Survival Guide
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Author : Naia Edwards
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2011-11-11

The Second Baby Survival Guide written by Naia Edwards and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-11 with Family & Relationships categories.


The Second Baby Survival Guide offers a brilliant mixture of practical, experience-driven advice and warm supportiveness to help second-time parents-to-be cope with a new baby and a toddler. Covering everything from telling your older child about the new baby, to trying to organise your day with two in tow, this book will equip you for the exciting – and busy – journey ahead. Naia Edwards offers reassuring advice and tips on a range of topics, from ensuring everyone gets enough sleep, to tackling jealousy and tantrums in your older child and how to adapt to your bigger family. And yes, you will be able find enough love for two. With frequently asked questions and case studies offering words of wisdom from parents who've been there (and survived to tell the tale!) this is an engaging, trustworthy and enjoyable read and is set to become a parenting classic.



The Complete Guide And Collection Of Cringe Worthy Awkward Stories Of Surviving Freshman Year


The Complete Guide And Collection Of Cringe Worthy Awkward Stories Of Surviving Freshman Year
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Author : Emily Draeger
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2014-04-29

The Complete Guide And Collection Of Cringe Worthy Awkward Stories Of Surviving Freshman Year written by Emily Draeger and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-29 with categories.


This book is designed to give people a sense of what my freshman year was like. Every awkward, beautiful, life-changing moment. And even those little moments that maybe no one remembers except for me, because as I stated above, everything in my life is an event. No matter the size of the event. This is not going to be a stereotypical, "What to Expect When Starting College" book. It's a, "What Emily's College Experiences Were, When Starting College" book. The events may not pertain to you and your experiences. I just hope you can enjoy reading a hilarious (at least I think so) take on a college girls freshman year.