The greatest, most awesome collection of Dad Jokes … ever

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Author : David M Williams
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Summary : Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!If you've ever uttered these immortal lines this is the book for you. If you want to bring out the biggest groans from your children, your partner, heck, nieces, nephews, random kids you encounter along life's journey, then this is the book for you. Where else will you find such classic lines as "Hola Milk, Soy Dad?" or "Babushka Dolls are so full of themselves." In fact, did you know Darth Vader guessed what Luke Skywalker was giving him for Christmas because he felt his presents? Yes, this is the ultimate, the best, the most agonisingly groanful collection of Dad Jokes ... ever. You might even say this is the ultimate dad-a-base.

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Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Genre : Family & Relationships

Summary : The complete collection of the World's Greatest Dad Jokes is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling. With hundreds of jokes that will make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

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Author : John Franck Publishing
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Summary : The perfect novelty gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! These groan-makers Dad Jokes are packed to the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this book might also be a gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (Horrific) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Ultimate Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. A customer left a funny comment on our Social Media Page: "I am a Dad and I love telling jokes to my family, what I want to see my wife rolling her eyes when I pick a Joke from this Book " What are you waiting for? GET your copy and ENJOY family time! Please note that this book doesn't contain jokes about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke means an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince and sometimes laugh.

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Author : Andy Herald
Genre : Humor

Summary : Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

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Author : Dad Says Jokes
Genre : Humor

Summary : From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

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Author : Digital Books
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Summary : This book might be dedicated to dads, but it is good, clean fun for the entire family! Kids and teens usually cringe when their dads make terrible (that are so bad they're good!) jokes, and this book can allow them to get their own back! Moms might even want to take a turn too! There are many benefits to sharing jokes in general and even more so in sharing humor as a family! Jokes can be positive for your family's health!: There have been several studies that link a sense of humor with coping skills. Laughter releases endorphins in the brain, which are known as the feel-good brain chemicals. These hormones mean humor can improve self-esteem or even help against mood disorders! Like many other skills, children learn about fun through social interaction. Sharing jokes with family can be the first step of a well-rounded sense of humor, strengthening your familial bonds and help ease a child's anxiety or grumpiness! Jokes help refine verbal skills!: Puns and jokes can be bite-sized lessons in spelling, homophones, and etymology. Even cheesy jokes can be a learning opportunity! Jokes can elevate social standing: A well-placed joke can be the foundation of a new! Children who share and enjoy jokes can start conversations with their peers more easily. Having a head start by practicing with family can arm a child with social tools, especially if they have problems in that area! Jokes can improve your memory: A good joke can make a concept easier to remember. Math, science, and history jokes can help your child remember something they otherwise would have trouble to grasp! For example: "Do you know any jokes about Sodium hypobromite?" "NaBrO." Or "What's purple and 5000 miles long?" "The grape wall of China." Jokes can boost interest in reading: Children who are struggling with reading or reluctant to pick up a book are far more likely to pick up a joke book. Even if it isn't literature, jokes can be good practice for children who have difficulty in reading out loud. After all, jokes are meant to be shared!

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Author : Joseph Phair
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Summary : Super Dad Jokes Book Get ready to laugh and groan at the same time! Dad Jokes Over 400 Best of the Worst is a great dad jokes book for any father who loves to deliver witty dad puns and eye-rolling jokes. With fatherhood comes dad duties, and the one that dad seems to be best at is the classic dad joke. Give your dad this great collection of amazing dad jokes, funny one-liners and hilariously punny dad puns. This book makes a great gift for any dad. Inside you will find: Classic dad jokes that never get old! Perfect puns! Great One-Liners that cause giggles and groans. Family-friendly reading--everyone will enjoy it. A great gift for dads, grandpas, uncles, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor. Keep dad equipped with some great dad jokes. He'll be sure to thank you!

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Author : Garret Thompson
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Summary : Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!

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Author : Joe Kerz
Genre : Humor

Summary : Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

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Author : Trisha Sofa
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Summary : Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!