The Penultimate Self Help Book
The name "penultimate self help book" is rather self explanatory as the self help actually does mean SELF HELP. So this book cannot help you. Hopefully it can make you realise that actually, the only one that can help you is you. It's actually that simple.
I hope you get that from this book. It's a bit of fun and lets face it.. If I can write a self help book, then anyone can!