Fucking Germany
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Dirty German
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Author : Daniel Chaffey
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-01-04
Dirty German written by Daniel Chaffey and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-01-04 with Foreign Language Study categories.
Learn slang words, modern phrases, and curses they never taught you in German class with this handy and hilariously improper English-German phrasebook. You already know enough German to get by, but you want to be able to tell those inside jokes, greet your friends in a laid-back manner, and casually pick someone up at a bar. From “What’s up?” to “Wanna go home with me?” Dirty German will teach you how to speak like you're a regular on the streets of Berlin. But you’ll also discover material that goes beyond a traditional phrasebook, including: · Hilarious insults · Provocative facts · Explicit swear words · Themed German cocktails · And more Next time you’re traveling to Germany, pick up this book, drop the textbook formality, and get dirty!
Fuck Berlin
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Author : Kristjan Knall
language : en
Publisher: BookRix
Release Date : 2022-06-09
Fuck Berlin written by Kristjan Knall and has been published by BookRix this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-09 with Travel categories.
I am really sorry you live in Grimsby, the banlieue of Lyon, Podgorica or some other bumfuck nowhere. Which, at least from here in Berlin, is pretty much anywhere in the world. But guess what, Berlin is not a single fuck better. Actually, it's a shithole of epic proportions. Don't believe the hype, or you are going to be the fuckwit of the month. You won't earn money here, you won't have fun, in spite of the tons of drugs you will be taking, you will not meet your partner, soul-companion, no real friends, or even people who won't fuck you over at any given opportunity. You will be left as a bloated, syringe mark riddled corpse on the sidewalk best ignored, but most likely be pissed on by Berliners. And they won't even be drunk. Now, don't get me wrong. This is not another racist pamphlet. They usually don't work out well in Germany. If anything, it's racist against Germans, and specifically, against Berliners. Thinking is the most unhealthy disease in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any disease. Luckily, in Berlin at any rate, thought is not catching. The fact is, they are the scum of the earth. If you stay here long enough, you will be too. 12 years, to be exact, and in Germany everything is exact. The reason? Don’t ask, you traitorous pig. Just follow orders. How it got that way, is a bit of a mystery. An ugly, chaotic, but at times absurdly funny mystery. So, if there's any way you can be diverted from coming here, or at least don't want to fall that hard, read on and see what an admitted asshole Berliner has to say. What’s more, do you hate guide books? Good, because they are shit, unless you want to cue for hours at a fucking museum with thousands of people. Why is it that we always go to exhibitions, museums, historic sites and other crap that we wouldn’t even give a firstt glance at home? Because we are bored, we don’t know what to do, and where. So here is all the info you need to go to the dark corners, enjoy abject eccentricity, and get smashed like there is no tomorrow. I’ve written a shitload of books about Berlin and way too often stammering twats come along and ask for an English version, while getting his purse nicked by a friend of mine. Don’t you get insulted enough? So, yeah, as we’re all so fucking international, here you have it, all unfiltered, all way too real. Oh, and be prepared to lose all your cushy illusions through vicious thoughts and obscenely strong language, you whiny little cunt. Warum also soll man sich mit einem weiteren dieser Autoren treffen? Zumal der Verlag auch noch selbst davor warnt.“ - Der Tagesspiegel, 19.3.2013. „Fast durchgängige Meinung: Kristjan Knall hat einen Knall.“ - Berliner Kurier, 19.2.2013 „Vieles an Knalls Beschreibungen ist maßlos übertrieben und landet oft unter der Gürtelline.“ - Berliner Morgenpost, 24.3.16. „Dass er in der Verkleidung wie eine jüngere Ausgabe von Helge Schneider wirkt, war ihm nicht bewusst, ist ihm aber recht.“ - Süddeutsche Zeitung, 28.11.14 „Im Online-Auftritt des Berliner Kuriers hinterlässt ein Leser am 18. Februar in der Kommentarspalte hinter dem Bericht über die Flaggenverbrennung folgende Nachricht: „Für den Vogel sollten wir Berliner sammeln, um ihm ein Ticket nach Russland zu spendieren, am besten dorthin, wo der Meteorit runtergekommen ist. Oder an die Elfenbeinküste, da kann er ja dann die Menschen weiter beleidigen. Mal sehen, was die dann mit ihm machen.“ - Cicero, 20.6.2013 Weiteres vom Meister des Abfucks: Berlin zum Abkacken. Eulenspiegel, 2013 111 Gründe Berlin zu hassen. Schwarzkopf, 2016 Stoppt die Klugscheißer!. Eulenspiegel, 2013 Europa ist geil, nur hier nicht. Eulenspiegel 2014 Edition Umsonst: Fuck Berlin - A Not-Guide, 2022 Wir Lügner – wie Google uns uns entlarvt, Bookrix, 2017 Als Mehmet Yildiz: Neukölln, ein Frontbericht. Bookrix, 2017 IS-Idioten – was mal gesagt werden muss, Bookrix, 2017 Hassfick - Pick-Up Artists, Tinder, Liebe und Hass. Bookrix, 2016 Land ohne Eigenschaften - Eine Reise durch Dunkeldeutschland. Bookrix, 2016 Berliner Armee Fraktion - Der Kampf beginnt. Bookrix, 2016 Fuck Trump - Sind die Amis wirklich so bescheuert? Bookrix, 2015 Fake News – Zu schräg, um wahr zu sein?, Bookrix, 2015 Shitstorm - Der letzte Thriller. Bookrix, 2015 twitter.com/Kristjan_Knall facebook.com/dakristjanknall/ [email protected]
Fucking A Hot German Girl
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Author : Rich Succès
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-06-24
Fucking A Hot German Girl written by Rich Succès and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-24 with categories.
That evening when I got home, I left the bag I had on my back at the entrance. I was heading straight to the living room when I saw her.
The F King Book
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Author : Allan Wood
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2006-10-03
The F King Book written by Allan Wood and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-03 with Humor categories.
These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
Another Kind Of Country
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Author : Kevin Brophy
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-01-03
Another Kind Of Country written by Kevin Brophy and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-03 with Fiction categories.
From Chile to Germany, a heart-wrenching tale of love, loyalty and new beginnings. Santiago, 1973: Rosa is a happy girl, living a privileged life amongst the ruling elite. But when violence erupts with the Pinochet coup, her socialist parents are the first to be taken. Forced to flee across the Andes, she finds herself rescued by a Stasi spy, and escapes behind the Iron Curtain to Germany. East Berlin, 1989: Englishman Patrick Miller has crossed over and is working at the Secretariat for Socialist Correctness in Publishing. Dragged into a dangerous, cynical world of shady dealings on both sides of the Wall, Patrick doesn't know what he believes in anymore. Until he meets Rosa... Separate currents of the twentieth century have washed Patrick and Rosa up in a divided city that despite everything they've both come to love. As the Soviet Union starts to break up around them, the tide of change is too strong for even the much feared Stasi to hold back. But once the barriers are down and the rubble cleared, what kind of country will they be left with?
Bfg Big Friendly German
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Author : Per Mertesacker
language : en
Publisher: deCoubertin Books
Release Date : 2019-09-09
Bfg Big Friendly German written by Per Mertesacker and has been published by deCoubertin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-09 with Sports & Recreation categories.
At Arsenal, the club where he won the FA Cup three times, Per Mertesacker was affectionately called the 'Big Friendly German.' Standing at 6ft 6in, he was the defender who took fitness so seriously that he invested ten per-cent of his annual salary on personal therapists. His endurance would help him in a decade- long career with the German national team which culminated in him lifting the World Cup in 2014. In his autobiography, Mertesacker reveals the story of that summer in Brazil, explaining the tactical tricks of Jogi Low as well as the motivational arts of Arsene Wenger. He asks himself to what extent talent plays a role in football, having been a youth who was told he had too little of it until he was promoted by Ralf Rangnick at Hannover 96. Now the academy manager at Arsenal, Mertesacker details what it really takes to become a success in the game he started playing when he was just four years old.
A Journey On My Own
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Author : Eric H. Vieler
language : en
Publisher: Government Institutes
Release Date : 2009-11-10
A Journey On My Own written by Eric H. Vieler and has been published by Government Institutes this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-11-10 with History categories.
A Journey on My Own tells the story of Eric Vieler, born in America but raised in Hitler's Germany, where he saw the persecution of Jewish neighbors and experienced the bombing of cities. After being expelled from a Nazi-run academy, he crossed battle lines to reach his home. On Easter 1945, he encountered American troops, became their interpreter, and witnessed fierce fighting. He joined British occupation forces, doing a variety of jobs for food as compensation. Vieler's quest for his American identity was fulfilled when he was repatriated to America at age fifteen, but thoughts of independence were thwarted when, due to his age, he was required to attend public school. Although he held after-school jobs, his primary support was through a New York City welfare agency. In 1950, Vieler enlisted in the Army, was commissioned at age nineteen, and went on to serve in Korea, where he was seriously wounded and twice decorated for valor.
Berlin Underground
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Author : Dante X
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-08-24
Berlin Underground written by Dante X and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-24 with categories.
A 27,000 word German Fetish Sex Club AdventureIntroductionI'd only been living and working in Berlin for about four months and by chance, met Jurgen when I was out one evening at the famous Casino Berlin. I was alone and sitting at the bar watching the live band when he walked up and sat next to me. We started chatting about the Asian girls that were always wandering around in the casino on the pick up. He also spoke fairly good English, but it wasn't long before I realized, he was obviously high on something... and boy did he like to talk...! Telling me all about the Berlin nightlife and underground sex clubs, and that he enjoyed coming out alone at the weekends to relax. It was always an interesting night out at the casino and as I was recently divorced, I'd moved to Germany to get away from my ex wife, who was to be honest, a bit of a nightmare. A few weeks previously, I'd had a bit of fun with one of the Asian girls, who told me that most of the Asian girls wandering around in the Casino were married...! And they not only liked making extra money for intimate personal services, they also enjoyed the flirting and sex on the side. But when Jurgen offered for me to come home with him to make love to his wife...! I couldn't believe it and thought he was winding me up.Excerpt from Chapter 1 "So you like my little Nina...?" he said sliding his hand inside her kimono and caressing her breasts. She looked embarrassed and grabbed his hand but he said something in Spanish and she let go to let him continue."Of course... She's very beautiful like you described," I replied. He pulled her waist band and let the kimono fall open revealing her perfect little tits and hardening nipples, then caressed them again as she sighed and held his shoulder to balance herself on the armchair. He said something again and she slowly parted her legs, exposing her tiny red lace knickers. Biting her lower lip and giving me the sexiest fucking look I've ever seen in my life. She looked so tiny sitting next to him and as he ran his hand up her inner thigh I couldn't break my stare. Pulling her legs apart a little more he said, "Look at her perfect pussy... It's so smooth and tight and her breasts are so soft but firm." "Fuck me Jurgen, I agree, she's absolutely beautiful, are you sure you want to do this...?""Yes and she say she likes you, you big man and can teach her make love yes...?""Teach her...! Surly she's had lots of experience back in Spain hasn't she...?" "No... she was virgin when come here... I her first... But like I tell you before... cannot make love for long time." He said something to her again, so she stood up and walked over and stood in front of me, kimono still open and her tits exposed. I reached out and stroked her hips, then ran my hand down her legs and up her inner thighs and gently rubbed the gusset of her little red knickers. Closing her eyes, she sighed and nearly collapsed as I felt her warm yoni through her knickers. Taking her delicate little hand, I pulled her towards me and cupped the junction between her thighs, squeezing and exploring, making her sigh again. Jurgen stood up and moved behind her, slipped the kimono off her shoulders letting it fall to the floor. Now naked except for her bright red knickers, he cupped her tits from behind as I continued exploring between her legs. She was so fucking beautiful and I was as hard as I could ever remember, easing a finger under her knickers, I slipped it inside her already smooth wet slit. Her arms reached out to my shoulders to steady herself, as my finger probed and explored her cunt. Jurgen stepped away and walked back to the coffee table where he pulled out his little box to do another couple of lines. Nina was looking down at me with a please fuck me look in her eyes, so easing my finger out, I pulled her down next to me on the sofa. Kissing her gently, I caressed her sexy little breasts as she
Wtf Berlin
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Author : Jacinta Nandi
language : en
Publisher: Satyr Verlag
Release Date : 2022-05-02
Wtf Berlin written by Jacinta Nandi and has been published by Satyr Verlag this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-05-02 with Fiction categories.
It's been a squillion years since Jacinta Nandi arrived in the German capital – and like Jesus, she has suffered, so you don't have to. In this collection of short texts, she'll tell you everything you need to know about stingy male "feminists", oppressive church taxes, unnecessary Anmeldungen – and how to make the perfect German Abendbrot (exhausted cucumbers are key). Why are Berlin house numbers so confusing? Why does everyone love dogs and hate babies? And do you really need to learn German to survive in this city? Join Jacinta on her expatsplaining journey through the German Hauptstadt filled with ketamine and glitter, judgy grannies and scary Beamte, and, of course, Currywurst and pain. A travel guide is nice to have – but this book is essential if you want to survive in Berlin! German Version: Survivaltipps für Berlin: Jacinta Nandi lebt seit 20 Jahren in Berlin. Satyrs erstes englischsprachiges Buch versammelt ihre Erkenntnisse über Kirchensteuer, deutsches Abendbrot, rassistische Beamte und den Geiz männlicher Feministen. – Dieses Buch ist der unverzichtbare humoristische Überlebensratgeber für alle Expats und Berlin-Besucher*innen.
Unwanted
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Author : Sandra M. Bucerius
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Release Date : 2014-08-20
Unwanted written by Sandra M. Bucerius and has been published by Oxford University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-20 with Social Science categories.
The immigration of Muslims to Europe and the integration of later generations presents many challenges to European societies. Unwanted builds on five years of ethnographic research with a group of fifty-five second-generation Muslim immigrant drug dealers in Frankfurt, Germany to examine the relationship between immigration, social exclusion, and the informal economy. Having spent countless hours with these young men, hanging out in the streets, in cafes or bars and at the local community center, Sandra Bucerius explores the intimate aspects of one of the most discriminated and excluded populations in Germany. Bucerius looks at how the young men negotiate their participation in the drug market while still trying to adhere to their cultural and religious obligations and how they struggle to find a place within German society. The young men considered their involvement in the drug trade a response to their exclusion at the same time that it provides a means of forging an identity and a place within German society. The insights into the lives, hopes, and dreams of these young men, who serve as an example for many Muslim and otherwise marginalized immigrant youth groups in Western countries, provides the context necessary to understand their actions while never obscuring the many contradictory facets of their lives.