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Goodnight Trump
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Author : Erich Origen
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2018-11-13
Goodnight Trump written by Erich Origen and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-13 with Humor categories.
Say goodnight to America's manchild-in-chief with this bestselling and wickedly funny parody. In the very classy room There was a golden mirror And a silver spoon And a broadcast of -- A half-baked story from a fake newsroom . . . Goodnight Trump opens in the very classy golden bedroom of the White House, where it is bedtime for the 45th President of the United States. Readers can encourage this very stable genius to bid goodnight to some of his favorite treasures: a drawer overflowing with subpoenas, a Russian nesting doll that opens page by page to reveal a secret message, a thriving swamp just outside his window, and much more. Turn out the lights on Trump's America with this hilarious yet poignant call to action.
Goodnight Trump
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Author : Erich Origen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-11-15
Goodnight Trump written by Erich Origen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-15 with Presidents categories.
Goodnight Trump
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Author : Antonio Carter
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-08-16
Goodnight Trump written by Antonio Carter and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with categories.
In this lavish bedroomThere was a tableAnd a ratty toupeeAnd a painting of...Donald in tight gold lame'And a clueless young wife And a small painted elfA really dumb actressAnd Trumpkin himselfAnd a silly old fool And a ditsy buffoon.And a washed up child star who was not gone too soon.And a broom and the help and a book for a diet.And a clever old lady who's saying be quiet.Say goodnight and good riddance to Donald Trump with Goodnight Trump! Inspired by the politically charged climate of this election season, the author of the Dr. Seuss parody Oh, The Sh!t You Don't Know! has released a new book about the candidate that has everyone talking: Donald Trump. As every liberal-minded (and the occasional conservative) American knows, it is well past time to say goodnight to this brash, unqualified, and utterly un-presidential presidential candidate and all of his celebrity supporters. Antonio Carter does exactly this in his parody of Margaret Wise Brown's beloved picture book, Goodnight Moon.Public Figures parodied in this book:Donald TrumpMelania TrumpTila TequilaSarah PalinBen CarsonCandy CarsonAaron CarterStacey DashMike TysonJon VoightScott BaioOmarosaDennis Rodman***This book is a parody for adults and intended for entertainment purposes only.***
Goodnight Bush
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Author : Erich Origen
language : en
Publisher: Little Brown GBR
Release Date : 2008-05-27
Goodnight Bush written by Erich Origen and has been published by Little Brown GBR this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-05-27 with Humor categories.
A brilliant parody of the children's classic Goodnight Moon, built around the coming end of the worst presidency ever. Goodnight Bush: An Unauthorized Parody is a hilarious and poignant visual requiem for the Bush administration. In it we see a childlike George W. Bush tucked safely away in the confines of his own room with all of the toys he's willfully destroyed, abused, or defaced. Complete with a quiet Dick Cheney whispering "hush," this bedtime story lets us finally say goodnight to the disaster that was the last eight years.
Goodnight Loon
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Author : Howard Altman
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-04-20
Goodnight Loon written by Howard Altman and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-04-20 with categories.
Donald Trump is an ignorant, arrogant, racist, witless, heartless, hopeless, narcissistic, nihilistic, vulgar, vile, hate-spewing, press-attacking, Nazi-loving, Hillary-obsessed, tiny-handed, orange-tinted moron. This is a collection of original poems and parodies lampooning everything from the Mandarin Mussolini and his GOP enablers, to failed Senate candidate Roy Moore. This is a much-needed laugh at what could otherwise make us cry.
Goodnight Beautiful Women
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Author : Anna Noyes
language : en
Publisher: Atlantic Books Ltd
Release Date : 2016-06-02
Goodnight Beautiful Women written by Anna Noyes and has been published by Atlantic Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-02 with Fiction categories.
Anna Noyes has produced a powerful, mesmerizing debut collection of loosely interconnected short stories. Assured and atmospheric and imbued with the luminous beauty of the Maine coastline, these stories are bold, unflinching and utterly compelling. Ordinary lives are held under the microscope, making them vivid, extraordinary - steeped with promise yet mired by threat, driven mad with longing, muted by heartache and loss, trapped in the evanescence of memory. With breathtaking control and a rhythmic, lucid prose that is distinctly her own, Goodnight Beautiful Women marks Anna Noyes as an exhilarating new talent.
Goodnight Mister Tom
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Author : Michelle Magorian
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2010-06-03
Goodnight Mister Tom written by Michelle Magorian and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-06-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Puffin Classics: the definitive collection of timeless stories, for every child. Tom tucked a blanket round him, drew up a chair by the fire and watched Willie fall asleep. The tales he had heard about evacuees didn't seem to fit Willie. 'Ungrateful' and 'wild' were the adjectives he had heard used, or just plain 'homesick'. He was quite unprepared for this timid, sickly little specimen. Britain, 1940. With World War Two raging all around, young children are being sent from their homes in the city to the countryside for safety. When eight-year-old Willie Beech first arrives on Tom Oakley's doorstep, neither are quite sure what to make of each another. Brought up in terrible poverty, Willie is terribly shy, and totally unprepared for village life - but the gruff-but-gentle 'Mister Tom' quickly takes him under his wing. Neither he nor Willie could ever have predicted the journey they will go on together - nor the unbreakable bond that will be formed. Winner of the Guardian Children's Fiction Award, and rightly hailed as a true classic of children's literature, Goodnight Mister Tom is a beautifully told, deeply moving story about the power of friendship, kindness, hope - and love. 'Everyone's idea of a smash-hit novel: full-blown characters to love and hate, moments of grief and joy, and a marvellous story that knows just how to grab the emotions' - Guardian
Tell The Machine Goodnight
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Author : Katie Williams
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2018-06-19
Tell The Machine Goodnight written by Katie Williams and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-06-19 with Fiction categories.
FINALIST FOR 2018 KIRKUS PRIZE NAMED ONE OF THE "BEST LITERARY FICTION OF 2018' BY KIRKUS REVIEWS "Sci-fi in its most perfect expression…Reading it is like having a lucid dream of six years from next week, filled with people you don't know, but will." —NPR "[Williams’s] wit is sharp, but her touch is light, and her novel is a winner." – San Francisco Chronicle "Between seasons of Black Mirror, look to Katie Williams' debut novel." —Refinery29 Smart and inventive, a page-turner that considers the elusive definition of happiness. Pearl's job is to make people happy. As a technician for the Apricity Corporation, with its patented happiness machine, she provides customers with personalized recommendations for greater contentment. She's good at her job, her office manager tells her, successful. But how does one measure an emotion? Meanwhile, there's Pearl's teenage son, Rhett. A sensitive kid who has forged an unconventional path through adolescence, Rhett seems to find greater satisfaction in being unhappy. The very rejection of joy is his own kind of "pursuit of happiness." As his mother, Pearl wants nothing more than to help Rhett--but is it for his sake or for hers? Certainly it would make Pearl happier. Regardless, her son is one person whose emotional life does not fall under the parameters of her job--not as happiness technician, and not as mother, either. Told from an alternating cast of endearing characters from within Pearl and Rhett's world, Tell the Machine Goodnight delivers a smartly moving and entertaining story about the advance of technology and the ways that it can most surprise and define us. Along the way, Katie Williams playfully illuminates our national obsession with positive psychology, our reliance on quick fixes. What happens when these obsessions begin to overlap? With warmth, humor, and a clever touch, Williams taps into our collective unease about the modern world and allows us see it a little more clearly.
Goodnight Sleepy Joe
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Author : Fabian Teter
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-14
Goodnight Sleepy Joe written by Fabian Teter and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-14 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Goodnight, Sleepy Joe is a children's story about an old, tired man who dreams of one day being a puppet for the left. His journey has been a long road full of basements, trillion-dollar deficits, and nepotism. If he can win the favor of the left all will be forgiven. Will Sleepy Joe sweep it all under the rug or reside in the basement for the rest of his days? Only time will tell.
Goodnight Ipad
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Author : Ann Droyd
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-10-27
Goodnight Ipad written by Ann Droyd and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-27 with Humor categories.
A parody of the children's classic and a hilarious gift for anyone that finds modern life funny and absurd. In a bright buzzing room, in the glow of the moon-and iPhones and Androids and Blackberries too-it is time to say goodnight... Modern life is abuzz. There are huge LCD WiFi HD TVs and Facebook requests and thumbs tapping texts and new viral clips of cats doing flips. Wouldn't it be nice to say goodnight to all that? Like the rest of us who cannot resist just a few more scrolls and clicks, you may find yourself ready for bed while still clinging to your electronics long after dark. This book, which is made of paper, is a reminder for the child in all of us to power down at the end of the day. This hilarious parody not only pokes loving fun at the bygone quiet of the original classic, but also at our modern plugged-in lives. It will make you laugh, and it will also help you put yourself and your machines to sleep. Don't worry, though. Your gadgets will be waiting for you, fully charged, in the morning.