501 Excuses To Play Golf

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501 Excuses To Play Golf

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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2004-05-01

501 Excuses To Play Golf written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-05-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.

Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!

501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot

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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2016-05-01

501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Humor categories.

You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot

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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Release Date : 2016-05-01

501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Humor categories.

There's no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one ready just in case, or 501 for that matter.

501 Excuses To Go Golfing

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Author : Justin J. Exner
language : en
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
Release Date : 2000-11

501 Excuses To Go Golfing written by Justin J. Exner and has been published by Greenleaf Book Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-11 with Humor categories.

Golf S Best Excuses

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Author : Joshua Shifrin
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2019-10-01

Golf S Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.

Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

World S Greatest Golf Excuses

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Author : Mark Oman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1989

World S Greatest Golf Excuses written by Mark Oman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1989 with Humor categories.

The Golfer S Excuse Handbook

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Author : Kurt Taylor
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2022-11-17

The Golfer S Excuse Handbook written by Kurt Taylor and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-17 with categories.

Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!

The Golf Excuse Handbook

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Author : Jason Frank
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-05-01

The Golf Excuse Handbook written by Jason Frank and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.

The Golf Excuse Handbook is a light-hearted book intended to appeal to golfers of all handicaps and also to those who have loved ones that play the game and are forced to listen to their stories. This book provides various excuses derived from true stories experienced over two decades playing golf. This is a fun golf book designed to give the reader some laughs, possible excuses and, most importantly, another way to enjoy the wonderful game of golf.

50 Reasons To Hate Golf And Why You Should Never Stop Playing

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Author : Fred Fruisen
language : en
Publisher: duopress
Release Date : 2017-02-21

50 Reasons To Hate Golf And Why You Should Never Stop Playing written by Fred Fruisen and has been published by duopress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-02-21 with Sports & Recreation categories.

Every golfer has a love/hate relationship with the game. What we love about golf one day, we curse at the next. We've all been frustrated to the point of breaking our clubs or vowing to sell them, announcing our departure from this infuriating sport only to show up at the course the next day, excited to play again. Golf is a game that teases, thrills, torments, and teaches. 50 Reasons to Hate Golf and Why You Should Never Stop Playing is a hilarious look at this addictive, wonderful, strange, beautiful, exasperating, mystifying sport and the culture surrounding it that people have been obsessed with for more than 500 years. With an introduction by Chris Rodell, author, columnist, and golf fanatic. Featured in the Golf Channel.

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

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Author : Franklin Dohanyos
language : en
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Release Date : 2001-02-01

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and has been published by Kensington Publishing Corp. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-02-01 with Humor categories.

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.