A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetery
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetery
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Author : Margaret Olson Webster
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002-01-01
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetery written by Margaret Olson Webster and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-01-01 with categories.
Life and death stories-humorous, helpful, healing, haunting, historic-told by a longtime cemetery sexton. A cultural study which has grief counseling potential, human interest and pure enjoyment. Contains over 130- photographs, documents and drawings. Stories about early settlers, children, babies, characters, calamities, gender relationships and more date from the turn of the century to current time, from poignant and humorous to unexplainable, and are entertaining as well as revelatory.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetery
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Author : Madison Van Scott
language : en
Publisher:
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetery written by Madison Van Scott and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Baptists categories.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetry
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Author : Carl Muller
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2000-10-14
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cemetry written by Carl Muller and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-10-14 with Literary Collections categories.
Nineteen side-splitting stories from sri lanka to begin this chronicle of the funny things that have happened to him, muller goes back to his days as a recruit in the royal ceylon navy when the queen of england came a-visiting: the saucy sailors decide to tip her a wink! the second story takes us back to mullers childhood in anuradhapura where two visiting rat snakes turn out to be a railway linesmans grandparents there are further hilarious adventures in the navy, encounters with more snakes of different sizes and lineage, graphic descriptions of jam-making factories, and hazardous days in the gulf effortlessly, muller creates caricatures that leave you helpless with laughter as they highlight the follies and foibles of the human race.
Funny Things Happened On My Way To The Cemetery
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Author : Hugh Robert MacDonald
language : en
Publisher: FriesenPress
Release Date : 2014-11-14
Funny Things Happened On My Way To The Cemetery written by Hugh Robert MacDonald and has been published by FriesenPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-14 with Clergy categories.
Ever been chased by a jealous husband swinging an axe? Or had your shoelaces and socks chewed by a cheetah while you couldn't move? What about having a doctor pass out beside you while he was delivering your child? If your answers are no, then you are lucky. If you want to find out how someone survived these wild and crazy adventures, read this book! The light-hearted autobiography of Hugh MacDonald recounts the laughable and unusual adventures and misadventures of a budding concert pianist, a minister of one of Canada's largest churches, a college professor, a radio talk-show host, a Paris tour guide, and a civil marriage commissioner. MacDonald tells of being carried down a main street in Montreal completely naked; walking a marathon with raw eggs squishing in his boots; being forced to eat beef stew, well-flavoured with cat hair; inadvertently buying 3,125 condoms in preparation for his wedding; being marooned and coming close to death in a Northern Ontario blizzard; and so much more! MacDonald winds these yarns into an interesting account of his long and varied life. This book can be read in one sitting, or you can savour it as bedtime reading, enjoying one or two funny stories each night. Either way, you can't go wrong with this humorous telling of MacDonald's life.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Closing
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Author : Chandler Mason
language : en
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Release Date : 2019-10-03
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Closing written by Chandler Mason and has been published by Page Publishing Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-03 with Business & Economics categories.
Gone are the days where real estate agents were the gatekeepers of knowledge about local real estate. In fact, potential buyers often know more about a particular property than agents as there is so much information about a property now available on the Internet. A buyer is often keyed in on a particular property and agents have to keep track of hundreds or thousands of listings that are constantly changing. So why hire a real estate agent? Simply upload some pictures and add some basic details and your incredible home will sell itself. If you are a buyer, just find the coolest home and go to the bank to get a loan. Not so fast! It has become easier to get your house online to market it to the world, however it has become increasingly difficult to keep the deal together and move it along to closing once you have a buyer. The real estate agent's job has evolved as it has become increasingly difficult getting from a fully-executed sales agreement to being handed the keys at the closing table. This book gives 123 issues that can arise once the contract is signed. No two deals are alike and there are countless issues that can happen prior to or at the closing table. You might be able to find a buyer on your own or pick out a house on your own, but chances are, getting to the closing table is another story.
Funny Things Happened On My Way To The Cemetery
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Author : Hugh Robert MacDonald
language : en
Publisher: FriesenPress
Release Date : 2014-11-18
Funny Things Happened On My Way To The Cemetery written by Hugh Robert MacDonald and has been published by FriesenPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-18 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Ever been chased by a jealous husband swinging an axe? Or had your shoelaces and socks chewed by a cheetah while you couldn't move? What about having a doctor pass out beside you while he was delivering your child? If your answers are no, then you are lucky. If you want to find out how someone survived these wild and crazy adventures, read this book! The light-hearted autobiography of Hugh MacDonald recounts the laughable and unusual adventures and misadventures of a budding concert pianist, a minister of one of Canada’s largest churches, a college professor, a radio talk-show host, a Paris tour guide, and a civil marriage commissioner. MacDonald tells of being carried down a main street in Montreal completely naked; walking a marathon with raw eggs squishing in his boots; being forced to eat beef stew, well-flavoured with cat hair; inadvertently buying 3,125 condoms in preparation for his wedding; being marooned and coming close to death in a Northern Ontario blizzard; and so much more! MacDonald winds these yarns into an interesting account of his long and varied life. This book can be read in one sitting, or you can savour it as bedtime reading, enjoying one or two funny stories each night. Either way, you can’t go wrong with this humorous telling of MacDonald’s life.
A Funny Thing Happened On My Journey To Heaven
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Author : Patricia Coury Hartman
language : en
Publisher: Xulon Press
Release Date : 2009
A Funny Thing Happened On My Journey To Heaven written by Patricia Coury Hartman and has been published by Xulon Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Self-acceptance categories.
Me?!? Go to church? Lightning will strike me dead! Me?!? Homeless? Jobless? How did this happen? Me?!? Give money to the church? They are just after my money! Me?!? Go back to school? Become a CPA? I'm over 40! Me?!? Tithe? I give enough! Me?!? Date? How could I ever trust a man again? Me?!? Write a book? I'm a CPA for Heaven's sake! Me?!? Witness? People will think I'm strange! Author Patricia Coury Hartman is, of all things, a CPA. She always sees the lighter side of life, even though she has been through some very deep painful times, including divorce and parenting alone. Her smile and her laughter brighten any room. Her humility shows through in her writing, as she shares transparently how she got to where she is today. She has a gift of taking the complex and making it simple. Her journey has taken her from: [Runaway to Home Again [Liberal to Conservative [Atheist to Christian [Single Mom to Married [Empty Nester [Rebellion to Contentment [Broke to Financially Stable [Bus Driver to CPA [Homeless to Homeowner [Proud to Humble [Lost to Found [Sinner to... well... Grab a cup of coffee and a box of tissues and head for the easy chair. Get ready for times of laughter, reflection and joy...
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven
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Author : Corey Taylor
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2013-06-20
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven written by Corey Taylor and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-20 with Music categories.
Corey Taylor has seen a lot of unbelievable things. The Grammy Award-winning singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour's curiosity has drawn him into situations that would’ve sent most people screaming scared and running for the hills. Corey’s ballsy enough to go into the darkness and deal with the consequences though. As a result, he’s seen ghosts up close and personal, whether it be while combing through an abandoned house in his native Iowa as a child or recording an album in the fabled Houdini Hollywood Hills mansion. He’s also got the memories (and scars) to prove it. For some reason, he can’t seem to shake these spectral stories, and that brings us to this little tome right here... At the same time, being an erudite, tattooed, modern Renaissance Man, he never bought into the whole God thing. Simply put, he’s seen ghosts, but he hasn’t seen Jesus. Corey especially can’t find a reason why people do the insane things they do in HIS name. That’s where everything really gets interesting. His second book, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven, compiles Corey’s most intimate, incredible, and insane moments with the supernatural. His memories are as vivid as they are vicious. As he recounts these stories, he questions the validity of religious belief systems and two-thousand-year-old dogma. As always his rapid-fire writing, razor sharp sense of humour, unbridled honesty, and cosy anecdotes make quite the case for his point. You might end up believing him or not. That’s up to you, of course. Either way, you’re in for a hell of ride.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Health Fair
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Author : Fred Neil
language : en
Publisher: Virtualbookworm Publishing
Release Date : 2002-06
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Health Fair written by Fred Neil and has been published by Virtualbookworm Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-06 with Humor categories.
The medicinal value of humor is not a new phenomenon. During the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln told his Cabinet, "With the fearful strain upon me day and night, if I did not laugh, I should die. You need this medicine as much as I do." With the funniest stories and lists this side of the millennium, this book is a heaping helping of penicillin for the mind. This book will heal the stitches it keeps you in. Almost everything has been fair game for the Email laugh mavens who contributed stories to this book. Under a laugh attack are (Heaven forbid) the Bible, travel, kids, sex and sexists, the Clinton years, News at 11, body parts, medical moments, politically incorrect and the usual suspects - blondes and lawyers. Nothing new, everything borrowed and some stories decidedly blue.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Cooperstown
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Author : Mickey McDermott
language : en
Publisher: Triumph Books
Release Date : 2003-04
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Cooperstown written by Mickey McDermott and has been published by Triumph Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-04 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
A memoir by the 1940s pitching sensation looks back at a career playing for thirteen teams in four countries from the 1940s to the 1960s.