Adventures Of Bacon And Eggs
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Adventures Of Bacon And Eggs
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Author : A. Dickman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-06-01
Adventures Of Bacon And Eggs written by A. Dickman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-01 with categories.
Adventures Of Bacon And Eggs
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Author : Al Dickman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-06-01
Adventures Of Bacon And Eggs written by Al Dickman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-01 with categories.
The Adventures of Bacon & Eggs is a story for children about compassion, friendship, courage, and loyalty. It features a disgustingly smelly man, a farmer who hates everything, especially children (he calls them maggots) in fact the only thing he loves is eating bacon and eggs. Which is why on his farm he keeps pigs and chickens. One day an especially clever pig makes a horrifying discovery. Along with a brave chicken they rescue their friends and teach the beastly farmer a terrible lesson. Who is this book for? It's a difficult question because for some this story is a little 'dark'. My children grew up listening to stories by the genius Roald Dahl and they absolutely loved the language, characters and humour he used. It will be obvious to many that the Adventures of Bacon & Eggs has been influenced by Roald Dahl, and so there are grotesque and silly aspects to this story. Most children from the age of 6 to 10 will enjoy the book (especially boys). However there is a chance that if your child is particularly sensitive, there are aspects that could be frightening. To be sure why not read the sample below and 'look inside' to ensure you are happy with the book before you buy. Without ruining the story, I will say there is a happy ending. (At least for the animals). *Note: Some have commented that the story is a covert vegetarian campaign to turn children off eating meat, this isn't the case. I just hope this story makes people think about the consequences of eating animals. As a kid I worked on a farm and to this day I am scarred by the experience. In my view we are too removed from the process of killing animals for food and this makes us blasé about the cruelty involved. Having said that I still enjoy eating meat, its just that I believe we should treat animals with compassion. With that said here's a taster...IMAGINE this, a smell so pongworthy it would make your eyes water, a combination of cabbage that had been boiled for days, along with moldy cheese, combined with the smell of something unspeakable you might have stepped in and found on the bottom of your shoe. The truth is Smythe was a walking stink-bomb, with a cloud of invisible stink surrounding him. Wouldn't it be wonderful if someone invented smell-o-vision glasses so we could see smells like this in the air and then we could avoid them. Unfortunately it was impossible to avoid the stink of the man in this story, so it was just as well that he rarely left his farm and only his dog had to live with his pong. The farmer's name was Mr Smythe, but he was such an unpleasant person, he really should have been called Mr Horrid and Nasty. If you saw him you would think he was rather unusual. His head was shaped like a mangled turnip, he was completely bald apart from a few tufts of wiry white hair. His eyebrows were thick black and bushy. They looked like fat caterpillars crawling across his forehead. His eyes were small and mean, his nose an enormous red conk with hairs poking out of his nostrils. While his teeth, those teeth that were left in his head, were yellow and misshapen. He only ever brushed his teeth on his birthday which meant his breath smelled for 364 days of the year. He also wore dentures, badly fitting false teeth, made of plastic. When he spoke, no, he never spoke because he SHOUTED ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN TALKING TO HIMSELF. When he shouted globs of foul smelling spit would fly in different directions. His personal hygiene was a shocker, his fingernails were long and filthy. Bits of goodness knows what was trapped under his nails and this smelled so bad that even the farmer's dog was disgusted. Still he never washed or showered and even slept in his clothes. Smythe didn't believe in washing clothes he thought it was a waste of time, and so they got dirtier and dirtier. Now this is a strange thing but there comes a point when something is so utterly filthy, it can't get any worse... Visit: www.AdventuresofBaconandEggs.com for more
The Adventures Of Turkey Bacon And Mr Egg
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Author : L H
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-15
The Adventures Of Turkey Bacon And Mr Egg written by L H and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-15 with categories.
Mr. Egg dreams of traveling the countryside, and learns it's not all it cracked up to be. But his friend Turkey bacon at his side, he is still determined to follow his dream! On the way, they both learn exactly how much the great wide world sees them as a yummy meal to eat!!
Bacon Eggs And Boogeymen
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Author : Blair Merrin
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-06-13
Bacon Eggs And Boogeymen written by Blair Merrin and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-13 with categories.
SUMMER PRESCOTT BOOKS is thrilled to present: Bacon, Eggs, and Boogeymen - Book 3 in The Bandit Hills SeriesWhen a sweet elderly woman's husband goes missing, Dash and Cassie step in to try to figure out whodunit. Dash goes camping with Cassie on a dare, and they discover more than they bargained for at an abandoned campsite. The adventures continue, served with a heaping helping of breakfast from Tank's diner, in this latest installment of The Bandit Hills Series
Bacon Goes Boo
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Author : Olivia Johnson
language : en
Publisher: FriesenPress
Release Date : 2019-09-16
Bacon Goes Boo written by Olivia Johnson and has been published by FriesenPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-16 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Bacon goes BOO is an imaginative story about one little pig's love of Halloween and his outrageous search for his MOST favorite costume - the one that goes BOO.
Bacon S Adventure
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Author : Herbert Marion Bacon
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1952
Bacon S Adventure written by Herbert Marion Bacon and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1952 with categories.
An Eggs Traordinary Adventure
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Author : Adam Peltzman
language : en
Publisher: Golden Books
Release Date : 2008-01
An Eggs Traordinary Adventure written by Adam Peltzman and has been published by Golden Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
King Pablo leaves Sir Tyrone and Knight Uniqua in charge of guarding a boring old egg. But soon the egg comes to life and runs away, towards Dragon Mountain! Will the mighty knights be able to bring sweet Eggbert back to the castle? A special tie-in to the Tale of the Mighty Knights Tent-pole event!
Alexs Adventure
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Author : Keith Usher
language : en
Publisher: Stamford House Publishing
Release Date : 2006-04
Alexs Adventure written by Keith Usher and has been published by Stamford House Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-04 with categories.
An illustrated childrens book, which tells the story of Alex, a young boy who has a special ability passed to him by his grandfather, enabling him to travel back in time. This book is divided into a series of short stories, each story set around a visit to a ruin, from where a time travel experience takes place.
The Elk Hunt The Adventure Begins The Adventures Of Wilder Good 1
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Author : S. J. Dahlstrom
language : en
Publisher: Paul Dry Books
Release Date : 2013
The Elk Hunt The Adventure Begins The Adventures Of Wilder Good 1 written by S. J. Dahlstrom and has been published by Paul Dry Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
As his father helps in his mother's battle with cancer, twelve-year-old Wilder Good joins his mentor, Gale Loving, on an elk hunt in Colorado's San Juan Mountains, where they face threats from fatigue, injury, and a wilderness predator.
Adventures From The Psyplex
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Author : David M. Cotner
language : en
Publisher: Author House
Release Date : 2010-12-28
Adventures From The Psyplex written by David M. Cotner and has been published by Author House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-12-28 with Fiction categories.
This is Tsa Sohone's second assignment from the Psyplex (central core of the collective consciousness) and this time, the former Caddo Xinesi's (Shaman's) life energy is sent to the body of Logan Gortner and is directed by the Psyplex to take control of the body of the retired financial advisor after sixty-two years of being a subordinate soul within. Joining Tsa Sohone and Logan are several other life energies from the Psyplex, some familiar ones like Old Blue the mule from his first adventure, and some new and interesting ones; ones that will play important roles as Tsa Sohone struggles to carry out his assigned task, again in Arkansas, but now in the year 2012. The mission assigned to him this time revolves around the jaguar pendant that was found in little Jenny's hand the day she was born in 1878 and was passed down in her family, all the way to its current owner and relative, Logan Gortner. The mysterious appearance of the pendant in the infant's hand was never solved, but now, Tsa Sohone has the chance to find out the origin of the necklace and the importance it will play during the second half of the Sun's life that starts the day after the end of the Mayan calendar on December 21, 2012. Tsa Sohone must first determine the role the pendant plays and then unlock the secret the pendant holds to successfully complete the mission assigned him by the Psyplex. As in his first adventure from the Psyplex, he encounters many obstacles and endures several trials in his quest to solve the mystery of the jaguar pendant.