Alphabet Of Manliness Revised And Updated
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The Alphabet Of Manliness
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Author : Maddox
language : en
Publisher: Michael Joseph
Release Date : 2006-06
The Alphabet Of Manliness written by Maddox and has been published by Michael Joseph this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-06 with American wit and humor categories.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls. If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Alphabet Of Manliness Revised And Updated
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Author : Maddox
language : en
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Release Date : 2009-08-25
Alphabet Of Manliness Revised And Updated written by Maddox and has been published by Kensington Publishing Corp. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-08-25 with Humor categories.
The hilarious New York Times–bestselling parody guide to all things alpha male, now revised and updated. Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn’t, such as the word “holy” and the word “shit.” Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition! If it’s a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike. If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already. The new edition includes: •“The Numbers of Manliness” •A full-color insert •Corrections to typos!
Crappy Children S Art
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Author : Maddox
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-11-20
Crappy Children S Art written by Maddox and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-20 with Humor categories.
If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids-and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork.
F Ck Whales
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Author : Maddox
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-10-17
F Ck Whales written by Maddox and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-17 with Humor categories.
A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe. In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.
The English Catalogue Of Books
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1882
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The American Catalogue Of Books Or English Guide To American Literature With Especial Reference To Works Of Interest To Great Britain
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856
The American Catalogue Of Books Or English Guide To American Literature With Especial Reference To Works Of Interest To Great Britain written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1856 with categories.
The American Catalogue Of Books
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856
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The American Catalogue Of Books Or English Guide To American Literature Giving The Full Title Of Original Works Published In The United States Since The Year 1800 With Especial Reference To Works Of Interest To Great Britain Etc
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856
The American Catalogue Of Books Or English Guide To American Literature Giving The Full Title Of Original Works Published In The United States Since The Year 1800 With Especial Reference To Works Of Interest To Great Britain Etc written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1856 with categories.
A Classical Dictionary A New Edition Revised And Considerably Enlarged By The Rev T Smith
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Author : John LEMPRIERE (D.D.)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1833
A Classical Dictionary A New Edition Revised And Considerably Enlarged By The Rev T Smith written by John LEMPRIERE (D.D.) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1833 with categories.
General Catalogue Of Printed Books
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Author : British Museum. Department of Printed Books
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1965
General Catalogue Of Printed Books written by British Museum. Department of Printed Books and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1965 with English imprints categories.