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Being Morose

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Author : MR Ian Udin-Sloan
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-04-17

Being Morose written by MR Ian Udin-Sloan and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-17 with categories.

In a dystopian parallel world, Oxfordshire Police have a hopeless drunk and an over worked Geordie novice, working on crime solving mysteries, along with a cast of shady characters in the force, and very dodgy residents, their families, pets, and gardens. Anarchy alcoholic fug and rude words abound "There was no answer from the old scrote. Robbie pressed the doorbell with his elbow, while repeatedly pressing the "call" button on his mobile phone. 11.20am, and all of Oxford was in uproar about the murder of Sir Edward Jayward, their MP, and - and - the man leading the investigation wasn't even answering the door! Stupid old git! Drunken buffoon! Hopeless addled turd! INSIDE the flat, Morose was also flat. On his back. He was listening to 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles, ' by the Cockney Rejects, on repeat, while he hid under a duvet on the couch. Oooh, the light! The light! 11.20am and there was this awful, blinding light!!! And that confounded banging inside his head. And outside his head. And some ringing in his ears, and ringing outside his ears too! Unless..... Carefully, Morose peeled off the duvet, and cautiously looked around the room. Yes, it was still there. Planet Earth, that is. Cursing his luck, he became vaguely aware that the banging and ringing outside his head, was due to the front door being battered in, and the phone ringing next to him. Taking things one at a time, he wrenched the phone off the wire, and then walked - well, staggered - to shoot the little git hammering on the door. He paused to load his revolver. That prankster out there stood no chance against "Dead - eye Morose," shooting champion of 1988 in the firearms division. Robbie was now using a rock to knock through the panelling on the door. It was 11.22am, and he was getting desperate, the pub would be open soon and Morose would have his mental SATNAV geared for it. 11.23am, and Morose took a deep breath, released the safety catch on the door, and on his revolver. Things were not looking good for either of them. The door swung open. To Robbie's sudden shock there was Morose, and there was a gun pointed at him. "Never answer the door without your trousers on, Sir" "Good point, Robbie" "And a pair of underpants is also advisable, sir" 1. SINS OF THE FEATHERS Left alone with Inspector Morose, Robbie Harris prays for a good murder and promptly gets one in the shape of their local MP. Grilling the entire household, it becomes apparent, that all is not as it should be. Anywhere. But at least there's a full drinks cabinet. 2. MORONIC MYSTERIES An attempt is made on Inspector Morose's life. Sadly it fails, and a guard is set on him as it becomes apparent that a cop killer is out for revenge as is Mrs Harris's bank manager. As Morose begins to recognise familiar patterns in the killers' modus operandi the chase is on. 3. CHERUBIM AND TURPENTINE A missing schoolgirl turns up at the police station and attempts to out-drink Inspector Morose. Modern beat combo music is singled out, as no-one can think of anything else to blame today's disaffected youth on. Daily Mail readers will love it. 4. LAST SEEN SWEARING Morose vanishes on a bender, around the same time as a public school teenager vanishes from the planet. While a trail of bodies and frustrated teachers builds up an off licence is trashed to jolly things - and Morose - up, and Newcastle United visit for some light relief. 5. GEEKS BEARING GIFTS Oxfords' Geordie-Greek community is being culled for reasons unknown. Mrs Harris has a go at culling the bank staff and celebrities start culling each other, while the big chief gets too big headed for his own good. 6. DRIVEN TO DESTRUCTION While Mrs Harris starts a new job, Morose is trying to frame a used-car dealer for random murders. Robbie Harris feels Morose is barking up the wrong tree. A specialist in violence against women feels Morose is just barking. Mindless violence & homicides follow. Follow Morose on Fac

Chambers S Etymological Dictionary Of The English Language Ed By J Donald

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Author : Chambers W. and R., ltd
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1882

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Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
Release Date : 2023-05-05

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Release Date : 1894

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Author : William Chambers
language : en
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Release Date : 1872

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Author : Robert Hunter
language : en
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Release Date : 1894

The Encyclopaedic Dictionary A New Practical And Exhaustive Work Of Reference To All The Words In The English Language With A Full Account Of Their Origin Meaning Pronunciation History And Use written by Robert Hunter and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1894 with categories.

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Author : Robert Hunter
language : en
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Release Date : 1894

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Author : James Stormonth
language : en
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Release Date : 1876

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Author : Gregory Lamberson
language : en
Publisher: Medallion Media Group
Release Date : 2015-12-21

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Julian Weizak, an obituary writer in New York, celebrates his birthday alone in a bar on New Year’s Eve. At the stroke of midnight, scores of homicides break out on the East Coast. In all, twenty thousand murders are committed that night in New York alone, with the epidemic spreading across the country and the world, time zone by time zone. Julian makes a startling discovery: the crisis day was every single murderer’s birthday. At midnight each day thereafter, nearly twenty million people around the world become homicidal maniacs, contributing to the biggest killing spree in history. It looks as if the chaos can lead to only one end: the extinction of humankind.

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Author :
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Release Date : 1885

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