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Completely Bonkers
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Author : Tom E. Moffatt
language : en
Publisher: Bonkers Short Stories
Release Date : 2022-07-30
Completely Bonkers written by Tom E. Moffatt and has been published by Bonkers Short Stories this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-07-30 with categories.
This 3-books-in-1 compendium is chock-full of twenty-one hilarious stories by award-winning author, Tom E. Moffatt. Prepare to have your mind blown... from a cat's flea to the far reaches of our solar system! There is something for everyone in this 750-page bumper collection of Bonkers Short Stories, suitable for kids aged 7 to 107. Buy this door-stopper paperback now for hours of epic bedtime reading. Back Cover Blurb: A boy in a fly's body. A toad waiting to be kissed. Mums with superpowers and creatures that feed off embarrassment. Are you sure it's a good idea to mess with that time machine? It's all gone COMPLETELY BONKERS with this bumper collection of hilarious short stories! NOTE: This is a compendium of the following three previously-published Bonkers Short Story collections: Mind-Swapping Madness Body-Hopping Hysterics Mix-up Mayhem
Utterly Bonkers
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Author : Phoenix Petit-Hayes
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-06-03
Utterly Bonkers written by Phoenix Petit-Hayes and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-06-03 with categories.
Packed with tales and adventures full of dragons, trolls, cave girls, vampires, unicorns, witches, dinosaurs, eighties pop stars, hamsters and lazy grandads, Utterly Bonkers! is written and illustrated by Phoenix Petit-Hayes (aged nine and three quarters). If you're a fan of crazy, fun stories for kids you'll love this collection of writings and rants - the tales are blunt, direct, absurd and completely devoid of any flowery embellishments - just like all children aged nine and three-quarters! Utterly Bonkers! is an unique and hilarious insight into the thoughts of a young mind.
Home
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Author : Daniel Steward
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
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Home written by Daniel Steward and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with categories.
Psycho Bonkers Volume 1
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Author : Vince Hernandez
language : en
Publisher: Aspen Comics
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Psycho Bonkers Volume 1 written by Vince Hernandez and has been published by Aspen Comics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Crack the speed barrier wide open in this thrilling new adventure that redefines what it means to go full throttle! Shine's team reaches the third leg of the Super Bonk Rally, and their competition heats up as the desire for triumph means the racers will stop at nothing to reach victory lane-including the death of their fellow drivers! Meanwhile, discover the truth behind Shine's ascension towards the top, and what sacrifices she had to endure in order to make her dream a reality! Told in a series of five legs within the race of all races-the Super Bonk Rally, this five issue mini-series will span amazing landscapes and death-defying terrain, as these racers go completely Psycho Bonkers!
Bonkers
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Author : Jennifer Saunders
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2013-10-10
Bonkers written by Jennifer Saunders and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-10 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Bonkers: My Life in Laughs by Jennifer Saunders - the hilarious, touching life story of the iconic comedian and national treasure Jennifer Saunders' comic creations have brought joy to millions. From Comic Strip to Comic Relief, from Bolly-swilling Edina in Ab Fab to her takes on Madonna or Mamma Mia, her characters are household names. But it's Jennifer herself who has a place in all our hearts. This is her funny, moving and frankly bonkers memoir, filled with laughter, friends and occasional heartache - but never misery. BONKERS is full of riotous adventures: accidentally enrolling on a teacher training course with a young Dawn French, bluffing her way to each BBC series, shooting Lulu, trading wild faxes with Joanna Lumley, touring India with Ruby Wax and Goldie Hawn. There's cancer, too, when she becomes 'Brave Jen'. But her biggest battle is with the bane of her life: the Laws of Procrastination. As she admits, 'There has never been a Plan. Everything has been fairly random, happened by accident or just fallen into place. I'm off now, to do some sweeping...' Prepare to chuckle, whoop, and go BONKERS.
Psycho Bonkers Volume 1
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Author : Vince Hernandez
language : en
Publisher: Aspen Comics
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Psycho Bonkers Volume 1 written by Vince Hernandez and has been published by Aspen Comics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Crack the speed barrier wide open in this thrilling new adventure that redefines what it means to go full throttle! Following the tragic events of issue one, Shine must come to grips with the fact that, besides her Bonk Racer and Gabbo, she is now alone. However, in the present, and a crucial leg of the Super Bonk Rally, the team discovers that having company around can actually be far worse! Told in a series of five legs within the race of all races-the Super Bonk Rally, this five issue mini-series will span amazing landscapes and death-defying terrain, as these racers go completely Psycho Bonkers!
Gobsmacked
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Author : Ben Yagoda
language : en
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Release Date : 2024-09-24
Gobsmacked written by Ben Yagoda and has been published by Princeton University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-09-24 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
A spot-on guide to how and why Americans have become so bloody keen on Britishisms—for good or ill The British love to complain that words and phrases imported from America—from French fries to Awesome, man!—are destroying the English language. But what about the influence going the other way? Britishisms have been making their way into the American lexicon for more than 150 years, but the process has accelerated since the turn of the twenty-first century. From acclaimed writer and language commentator Ben Yagoda, Gobsmacked! is a witty, entertaining, and enlightening account of how and why scores of British words and phrases—such as one-off, go missing, curate, early days, kerfuffle, easy peasy, and cheeky—have been enthusiastically taken up by Yanks. After tracing Britishisms that entered the American vocabulary in the nineteenth century and during the world wars, Gobsmacked! discusses the most-used British terms in America today. It features chapters on the American embrace of British insults and curses, sports terms, and words about food and drinks. The book also explores the American adoption of British spellings, pronunciations, and grammar, and cases where Americans have misconstrued British expressions (for example, changing can’t be arsed to can’t be asked) or adopted faux-British usages, like pronouncing divisive as “divissive.” Finally, the book offers some guidance on just how many Britishisms an American can safely adopt without coming off like an arse. Rigorously researched and documented but written in a light, conversational style, this is a book that general readers and language obsessives will love. Its revealing account of a surprising and underrecognized language revolution might even leave them, well, gobsmacked.
How Hard Can Love Be
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Author : Holly Bourne
language : en
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
Release Date : 2016-02-01
How Hard Can Love Be written by Holly Bourne and has been published by Usborne Publishing Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-02-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
All Amber wants is a little bit of love. Her mum has never been the caring type, even before she moved to America. But Amber's hoping that spending the summer with her can change all that. And then there's Prom King Kyle, the serial heartbreaker. Can Amber really be falling for him? Even with best friends Evie and Lottie's advice, there's no escaping the fact: love is hard.
Snowcub
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Author : Graham Fulbright
language : en
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
Release Date : 2021-07-06
Snowcub written by Graham Fulbright and has been published by Troubador Publishing Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07-06 with Fiction categories.
If you relish writing which pushes the envelope with the unconventional, Snowcub is for you. Graham Fulbright has struck gold with his quintet of soft animal toys and their shared dreamstate metamorphoses into sharp-minded, flesh-and-blood creatures. Whereas Moby Dick’s creator thought domesticated dogs and horses Man’s cleverest mind readers, Graham looks to the wild side for nature’s shrewdest judges of human nature. But he also rings the changes, putting words into the mouths and beaks of creatures unable to think straight because of unwittingly parodying humankind. And, as is often the case with Graham, language comes under the microscope. There’s no shying away from the fact that the main thrust of this novel will sit uneasily on some readers’ consciences. An intrepid teenager has thrown down the gauntlet: face up to the inconvenient truth that most of us think animals exist to do with as we see fit. Last but not least, let’s not forget the creature after whom this novel is named. You will be hard put not to warm to the furry protagonist and his quest for self-realisation as he grapples with doubts, fears and aspirations mirroring your own. Under this heroic creature’s leadership and armed with lessons learnt from their encounters with animal life across the globe the novel’s five goodwill ambassadors become a young girl's mental support agents in defence of the planet’s threatened fauna.
Laugh Like A Dog By Jeff Tikari
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Author : Jeff Tikari
language : en
Publisher: Jeff Tikari
Release Date : 2015-10-13
Laugh Like A Dog By Jeff Tikari written by Jeff Tikari and has been published by Jeff Tikari this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-13 with Fiction categories.
Laugh like a Dog John Rao is of Eurasian/Anglo-Indian descent. A Catholic scholarship enables him to enrol at an expensive college where he meets Meena Rowal. John is handsome, well built and smart. Meena is short, stout and homely. But the angle that sets her apart is her enormous wealth. To John’s meagre and pedestrian social standing there could not be anything more desirable in a girl. They date – Meena introduces him to expensive clubs and restraunts; they indulge sex in hotel rooms, and the inevitable happens – Meena conceives. Meena and John marry clandestinely in a small church attended by John’s mother and brother. The Rowal family finds out and persuades John to marry in the Hindu way as well. John now moves into the Rowals’ family Mansion. But the situation sours progressively. Meena treats John off-handedly; whilst at the same time lavishes gifts on him regularly to keep him in line. John’s demands for wealth grow and Meena’s father, Ranjit, wonders if he may have to have his son-in-law eliminated for his growing greed. John has been homosexually involved with Tom, (another Anglo-Indian boy) whom he deserts by marrying Meena, but not before he rapes Tom’s young sister, Sally. Tom is less hurt by his sister being raped than by John’s cruel betrayal. Tom attempts to shoot John but misses through tear blurred vision. They reconcile later when John manoeuvres and gets Tom and his sister to live in one of the rooms in the large Rowal Mansion. John is dragged off by his wife to her mother’s farm for a few days. Tom and Sally are left behind. Ranjit (Meena’s father) notices Sally’s impish attractiveness and is strongly drawn to her. He offers her a job in his office and to get rid of Tom, offers him a job as Manager on his wife’s farm. When John returns he hears with incredulity Tom’s account of Ranjit’s enchantment with Sally. John doesn’t know how best to use this piece of information to his advantage. In the meanwhile, Meena arrives in a huff from her mother’s farm: John had, insolently, not thanked her mother for his stay on the farm. Meena addresses him rudely and John blows a fuse, “Piss off, bitch!.” He shouts at her. His demeanour is threatening and Meena is thoroughly cowed down. In one fell stroke John has attained ascendancy in the relationship and Meena feels an ominous foreboding. Ranjit propositions Sally; and offers her a house in the suburbs. Though Sally accepts, she does not accept his advances. And one fine day sells the house and decamps; only to surface later as a wealthy business woman, who beguiles and bewitches all. Meanwhile, Meena is rushed to the family maternity home where she gives birth to a baby girl. John is a picture of devotion to his daughter. Ranjit and John’s confrontation is becoming dangerous. John has learnt of Ranjit’s enchantment with Sally. Feelings are unsheathed; daggers shine in their eyes. The sharp blade of confrontation drips with blood. There can be no backing off –lines have been indelibly etched. Meena & her mother cower in terror.