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Confessions Of A Hot Mess Mom
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Author : Amber Meyer
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018
Confessions Of A Hot Mess Mom written by Amber Meyer and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with categories.
Confessions of a Hot Mess Mom is a humorous romp from Amber Meyer that offers nuggets of hard-earned mom wisdom paired with side-splitting stories about parenting and marriage.Sometimes a life filled with love needs a little bit of itching powder…And Amber, mom of three, isn't afraid to use it! After Amber married her high school sweetheart, she quickly learned that navigating the trials and tribulations of marriage would take a wickedly dry sense of humor and more than a little optimism. Life has blessed Amber with a treasure trove of stories to tell... some painful, others undeniably hilarious. Whether it be surviving serious embarrassment, creative parenting, or a dose of marital communication with a few pinches of strategically-placed itching powder, Amber has learned to stay true to herself.The perfect read for moms who need a laugh to make it through yet another cereal aisle tantrum. This book has enough humor and heart to get you through it all.
Confessions Of An Ex Hot Mess
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Author : L.K. Elliott
language : en
Publisher: FriesenPress
Release Date : 2015-03-23
Confessions Of An Ex Hot Mess written by L.K. Elliott and has been published by FriesenPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-23 with Self-Help categories.
A Hot Mess (n.): Someone whose thoughts and appearance are in a state of disarray but who still maintains an undeniable beauty and allure. Are you sick of self-help books putting you to sleep? Would you like to transform your life but don’t know where to start? Self-proclaimed ‘ex hot mess’ L.K. Elliott has been there. Having endured abuse, neglect, and low self-esteem, Elliott found herself newly married, with everything she’d ever wanted, but suffering from depression. She has collected the wisdom she gleaned from years of therapy, research, and most of all pure life experience recovering from her depression into this volume.With honesty and humour, Elliott outlines transformational tools for self-love and stress relief in plain language – no self-help jargon here! She sees the potential for personal growth in everyone, and brings that relentless optimism to Confessions of an Ex Hot Mess, challenging readers to “choose now over later” to find love, happiness, and balance.
Real Vibes Only
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Author : Chelsea Husum
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2024-02-14
Real Vibes Only written by Chelsea Husum and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-02-14 with Family & Relationships categories.
Real Vibes Only: Unapologetic Confessions of a Hot Mess Mompreneur is like a shot of espresso for your soul! Chelsea unapologetically shares her wild, unfiltered journey, proving that there's no mountain too tall to climb. Dive into her rollercoaster ride of brutally honest, raw moments that have shaped her spirit. Her extremely personal and vulnerable stories show us the beauty in embracing imperfections and adversity, and how they mold us into badass warriors.With humor, wit, and a hefty dose of "I don't give a damn," Chelsea bares it all, leaving you inspired and ready to face life head-on! This book is Chelsea in her purest, most authentic form-a beacon of strength and a generator of laughter, reminding us all that we're capable of facing any storm that comes our way! You'll feel like you're gabbing on the couch with her, sharing all your deepest secrets and, of course, a bottle of wine!
Confessions Of A Domestic Failure
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Author : Bunmi Laditan
language : en
Publisher: MIRA
Release Date : 2017-05-02
Confessions Of A Domestic Failure written by Bunmi Laditan and has been published by MIRA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-02 with Fiction categories.
From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut “perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood” (Booklist, starred review). There are good moms and bad moms . . . and then there are hot-mess moms. Confessions of a Domestic Failure introduces readers to Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who’s trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect mommies. When Ashley gets the chance to enroll in a mommy-blog maven’s Motherhood Better boot camp, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she’s always wanted to be. But the pursuit of perfection has a way of going perfectly wrong. With her razor-sharp wit, Bunmi Laditan creates an unforgettable and hilariously relatable character while lambasting the social pressures every new mother faces. “Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for.” —Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened
Confessions Of An Overwhelmed Wife And Mom
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Author : Cherisse Plair
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-08-13
Confessions Of An Overwhelmed Wife And Mom written by Cherisse Plair and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-13 with categories.
My name is Cherisse Plair and I have a confession. I am a reformed Hot Mess Express! It took me a while to from stressed to blessed, but you do not have to make the same mistakes that I made. In this book, I want to share with you some tips I learned along the way.As a mom, you handle a lot of things throughout the day, and honestly it can get to be overwhelming. I want to help you streamline your life, so you are able to enjoy your family and yourself the way you have been longing to. You will find Biblical encouragement as well a practical applications to make your life easier. I am not a professional organizer, but I am a mom with real experience. If you are ready to get it together, I am ready to help.
Dear Mother
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Author : Bunmi Laditan
language : en
Publisher: MIRA
Release Date : 2019-04-02
Dear Mother written by Bunmi Laditan and has been published by MIRA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04-02 with Poetry categories.
The first collection of poetry from Bunmi Laditan, bestselling author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure and creator of The Honest Toddler, capturing the honesty, rawness, sheer joy and total madness of motherhood. With the compassion and wit that have made her a social media sensation among mothers around the world, Bunmi Laditan puts into evocative and relatable words what so many of us feel but can’t quite express. For mothers who love their children with a fiery fierceness but know what it is to feel crushed at the end of those long days, Dear Mother is like a warm hug that says, “I get it.”
True Mom Confessions
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Author : Romi Lassally
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2009-04-07
True Mom Confessions written by Romi Lassally and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-04-07 with Family & Relationships categories.
Mothers' hilarious, outrageous, heartfelt admissions "Sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom." "I put an educational DVD on so I could have sex. It wasn't with my husband." Romi Lassally provides a judgment-free zone where women can reveal their mommy misdemeanors. From not feeling like cleaning up vomit in the middle of the night, to barking something completely inappropriate to the children, to wanting to be pawed by hands that aren't covered in jelly, the confessions pour in daily. Heartfelt and hilarious, naughty and nasty, frank and outrageous, the confessions culled together for this book represent the best-or the worst?-of those humbling hidden secrets of motherhood in all its glorious messiness as improvisation and triage. They dare to suggest that it's okay for moms to make mistakes, to have unkind thoughts, to publicly or privately embarrass themselves-and above all to be human.
Confessions Of A Former Puck Bunny
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Author : Cindi Madsen
language : en
Publisher: Entangled: Embrace
Release Date : 2017-05-08
Confessions Of A Former Puck Bunny written by Cindi Madsen and has been published by Entangled: Embrace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-08 with Fiction categories.
Confession #1: I used to be a puck bunny, but after a hockey player broke my heart, I gave up all things hockey. Now I'm just focused on finding a way to pass my math class so I can graduate college. Confession #2: Ryder "Ox" Maddox's deep, sexy voice sends fuzzy tingles through my entire body, and I'm powerless to stop it. Which is a big problem since the hot, surprisingly funny hockey player is my new math tutor. Confession #3: I can't stop thinking about how ripped Ryder is from all his hockey training, and how fun it'd be to cross lines with him. Confession #4: I kissed a hockey player and I liked it. Confession #5: If I'm not careful, I might relapse and fall for Ryder, and then I'll be totally pucked. Each book in the Taking Shots series is STANDALONE: * Getting Lucky Number Seven * Anatomy of a Player * Crazy Pucking Love * Confessions of a Former Puck Bunny
Confessions Of A Scary Mommy
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Author : Jill Smokler
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-04-03
Confessions Of A Scary Mommy written by Jill Smokler and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-03 with Family & Relationships categories.
Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.
Hot Mess Mom
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Author : Lisa Wood Shapiro
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 2015-12-01
Hot Mess Mom written by Lisa Wood Shapiro and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-12-01 with Family & Relationships categories.
In this hilarious breastfeeding tell-all, the newly titled reissue of How My Breasts Saved the World, Lisa Wood Shapiro recounts her misadventures of new motherhood from the delivery of her daughter and her rookie days as a food source to the bittersweet end of weaning. This may be the information age, but so much of nursing and new motherhood know-how still exists in the smart gal's rumor culture. Only after Shapiro shares her own saga, complete with lactation consultants, chocolate binges, and a new use for green cabbage, do her friends and relatives confess to their own travails. New motherhood always happens to the childless, but it is not always instinctual, and one doesn't have to go it alone. There are professionals who can make it work without pain, and it does get easier. Whether or not your breasts have been involved in any world-saving activities, you won't be able to put this book down until you've read the last line.