Cruise Ship Passengers Ask The Wackiest Questions
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Cruise Ship Passengers Ask The Wackiest Questions
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Author : Richard Barry
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2000-04
Cruise Ship Passengers Ask The Wackiest Questions written by Richard Barry and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-04 with Cruise ships categories.
Funny Comments Cruise Ship Passengers Hardcopy
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Author : Bradley Mckay
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-03-29
Funny Comments Cruise Ship Passengers Hardcopy written by Bradley Mckay and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-03-29 with categories.
The book began twelve years ago, whilst walking on the pier in an exotic destination. A passenger approached and blurted out the most bizarre question I had ever heard. I grabbed the nearest piece of paper, and wrote the comment down in order to capture it to be shared with others. From that day forth, I carried a piece of paper in my top pocket to capture the moment. I used the 10 second rule, to give them the chance to realise what it was they were asking. The result of recording these questions and statements has resulted in the book you are holding. At the time of hearing the comments, I had a burning desire to reply with an equally bizarre answer. However I had some empathy due to them being on a cruise which can have an effect on some people's grasp of reality. As you navigate through this book, some questions where so outrageous that, I was completely baffled and had no response to include. I have personally witnessed every comment in this book, including the horrific spelling and grammatical errors. I hope you enjoy reading each comment and look out for some that you may have said yourself. After all we can all say things that seem perfectly reasonable at the time.
Funny Comments Cruise Ship Passengers
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Author : Bradley Mckay
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-05-07
Funny Comments Cruise Ship Passengers written by Bradley Mckay and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-07 with categories.
The book began sixteen years ago, whilst walking on the pier in an exotic destination. A passenger approached me and blurted out the most bizarre question I had ever heard. I grabbed the nearest piece of paper, and wrote the comment down in order to capture the moment to share with my fellow crew members later on. From that day forth, I carried a piece of paper in my top pocket to capture the moment as it was said. I used the 10 second rule, to give the passenger the chance to realise what it was they had said. The result of recording these questions and statements throughout the years gave me the inspiration to write this book. At the time of hearing the comments, I had a burning desire to reply with an equally bizarre answer. However, I had some empathy due to them being on a cruise which can have an effect on some people's grasp of reality. As you navigate through this book, some questions where so outrageous, that I was completely baffled and had no response to include. I have personally witnessed every comment in this book, including the horrific spelling and grammatical errors produced in written comments. I hope you enjoy reading each comment and look out for some that you may have said yourself. After all we can all say things that seem perfectly reasonable at the time when on holiday.
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member
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Author : Joshua Kinser
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member written by Joshua Kinser and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Travel categories.
In this often hilarious, sometimes shocking, and always insightful book, the well-published travel and guidebook writer Joshua Kinser provides a behind-the-scenes exposé into what it is really like to work as a cruise ship crew member. The perfect book to read on your next cruise, Chronicles of a Cruise Ship Crew Member, goes below the waterline to explore the cramped, dirty and dimly lit crew areas on a revealing tour of the ship's underworld. Go where no passenger has gone before and learn what the crew eats, where they sleep, how they party, and finally understand why all of the officers on a cruise ship are Italian. Climb aboard an adventure on the high seas and witness the wonderful side of ship life where crew members have whirlwind escapades while traveling the world aboard a massive sailing city. Drawing from his experiences working as a musician aboard cruise ships for more than five years, Joshua tells the laugh-out-loud funny and also beautifully poignant story of what cruise ship crew members experience from the minute they first step onto a ship to the day they walk down that gangway for the last time.
The Funny Assassin
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Author : Charlie Hogg
language : en
Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
Release Date : 2024-01-05
The Funny Assassin written by Charlie Hogg and has been published by Austin Macauley Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-05 with Fiction categories.
Meet Billy Doyle: a skilled military Ops Specialist turned uproarious stand-up comedian. His days of combat may have taken a backseat to laughter, but his fighting spirit hasn’t hung up its boots just yet. In a twist of fate, his comedic routine catches the eye of a British Intelligence Officer, especially when Billy effortlessly fends off thugs post-show. This act of valour swiftly lands him a new gig, melding his military prowess with his comedic charm in the covert world of espionage. Billy’s debut in the cloak-and-dagger realm involves investigating, and possibly eliminating, the nefarious Lord Carmthen, the mastermind of a grand blackmailing empire stationed right out of London. As Carmthen’s dark money fuels a drug syndicate stretching across South America, Billy finds himself chasing shadows from the bustling heart of South Florida to the sun-kissed shores of the Caribbean. Infiltrating the cartel isn’t a laughing matter, but Billy’s comedic facade proves to be an unexpected asset in a world where trust is a rare commodity. As he delves deeper into the underbelly of the drug trade, entangling with the cartel’s members, his mission morphs into a crusade to cripple the cartel’s stronghold. But the stakes are sky-high, and the moments of peril Billy faces demand far more than punchlines to navigate. Every covert operation drags him further into a deadly game where missteps could be fatal, and trust could be a mirage. The only constant companion Billy has is danger, and his only armour is his undying resolve to dismantle the tendrils of corruption and hopefully, live to tell the tale.
The Seven Questions You Re Asked In Heaven
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Author : Dr. Ron Wolfson
language : en
Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
Release Date : 2011-06-16
The Seven Questions You Re Asked In Heaven written by Dr. Ron Wolfson and has been published by Turner Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-16 with Religion categories.
How do you get to the heart of a life well lived? Its all about the questions. If you can hear the questions and apply them to the way you live your life on earth today, then when the time comes, your soul will be ready to take that stairway to heaven, prepared to answer the Seven Questions with a resounding Yes!, and take your rightful place among the angels. from the Prologue In this charming, inspiring and wise guide to a well-lived life, beloved teacher Ron Wolfson provides an advance copy of the Seven Questions youll be asked in heavenwhether youre a believer or a non-believer. The answers to these questions will help you shape a life of purpose and meaning on earth today. Supported by wisdom from the Jewish tradition, lifes experiences, and personal anecdotes, Wolfson tells you about these transformative questions and explores the values that are at the heart of a life that matters. He offers funny, insightful and poignant stories of how peopleancient and contemporaryhave answered the Seven Questions through their everyday actions. He encourages you to reflect on your own life goals and provides ideas both big and small for achieving them.
Cruise Ships Do Funny Things To Me
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Author : Joshua Kinser
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-11-20
Cruise Ships Do Funny Things To Me written by Joshua Kinser and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-20 with categories.
From the author of Chronicles of a Cruise Ship Crew Member, a #1 bestseller in Amazon's "Cruise" and "Caribbean" categories. What kind of ridiculous and outrageous stuff happens to people who work on cruise ships? Funny stuff, that's what. At least that's what happened to me while I was sailing around the world working aboard cruise ships for more than six years. This 84-page collection of nineteen true short stories offers a comical glimpse into the life of a cruise ship crew member, those brave souls who dare to leave it all behind to go live inside the hull of a ship, way below the waterline. It takes a special kind of person to want to live so close to a bilge tank. It's true; Cruise ships do funny things to me. And here's the proof.
The Travel Detective
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Author : Peter Greenberg
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2005-05-03
The Travel Detective written by Peter Greenberg and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-05-03 with Travel categories.
Renowned travel authority and NBC Today show travel editor Peter Greenberg shares his insider secrets. Americans now travel more than ever before. Yet as our traveling has increased, the service we receive from airlines, hotels, and other agencies has deteriorated dramatically. Industry surveys reveal what you already feel: growing dissatisfaction among travelers of every age, income, and education level. We've been abused by the travel experience. Peter Greenberg is here to help. The Travel Detective tells you the things most travel agents can't — or sometimes just won't — tell you. In his characteristic friendly and conversational tone, Greenberg tells how to find the secret walk-up fares that can save air travelers hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on last minutes flights; which coach seats on which planes are better than first class; the secret rule to know to avoid being bumped from a flight, which cruise ship brochures lie; which credit card companies are fastest — and slowest — to come to your aid in a foreign land, or worse, in the U.S.,; which hotels have the best — and the worst — fire and crime safety records, and how you can protect yourself; how to negotiate the best hotel room deal; which hotels have the worst water pressure in their showers (and better yet, how you can get great water pressure, even at those hotels); and much, much more. Accessible and entertaining, The Travel Detective gives you the information and tools you need to make every trip an affordable pleasure.
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member
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Author : Joshua Kinser
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-10-13
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member written by Joshua Kinser and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-13 with categories.
"Both funny and informative, this story reveals what really happens in the underbelly of a cruise ship, from the highs to the lows." Susie D.,Proofreader, Red Adept Editing"This fun and fact-filled memoir gives landlubbers a fond but not too romanticized glimpse of what it's like to be a crew member on a cruise ship. Journey with this young musician as he learns to live and love at sea." Kim H., Copy editor, Red Adept EditingWritten by a well-published author who worked on cruise ships for more than five years, this often hilarious, sometimes shocking, and always insightful book provides a comical behind-the-scenes look into what it's really like to work on a cruise ship. Take a tour below the waterline and explore the cramped, dirty, and dimly lit crew areas on a revealing journey through the cruise ship's underworld. Go where no passenger has gone before, and learn what the crew eats, where they sleep, how they party, and finally understand why all of the officers are Italian.Climb aboard an adventure on the high seas and witness the wonderful side of ship life where crew members have whirlwind escapades while traveling the world aboard a massive sailing city.Drawing from his experiences working as a musician and an art auctioneer, the author tells the laugh-out-loud and also poignant story of what cruise ship crew members experience from the minute they first step onto a ship to the day they walk down that gangway for the last time.
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member
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Author : Joshua Kinser
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-12-02
Chronicles Of A Cruise Ship Crew Member written by Joshua Kinser and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-02 with Cruise ships categories.
Professionally edited 3rd edition released December 2, 2013. In this often hilarious, sometimes shocking, and always insightful book, well-published travel and guidebook writer Joshua Kinser provides a behind-the-scenes exposé into what it is really like to work as a cruise ship crew member. Chronicles of a Cruise Ship Crew Member goes below the waterline to explore the cramped, dirty, and dimly lit crew areas on a revealing tour of the ship's underworld. Go where no passenger has gone before and learn what the crew eats, where they sleep, how they party, and finally understand why all of the officers on a cruise ship are Italian. Climb aboard an adventure on the high seas and witness the wonderful side of ship life where crew members have whirlwind escapades while traveling the world aboard a massive sailing city. Drawing from his experiences working as a musician on board cruise ships for more than five years, Joshua tells the laugh-out-loud funny and also beautifully poignant story of what cruise ship crew members experience from the minute they first step onto a ship to the day they walk down that gangway for the last time.