Dad S Wit
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The Wit And Wisdom Of Dad
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Author : Emotional Rescue
language : en
Publisher: Wit and Wisdom of
Release Date : 2017-10
The Wit And Wisdom Of Dad written by Emotional Rescue and has been published by Wit and Wisdom of this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10 with categories.
From parenting to pints, dads are just spiffing and this tip-top collection of retro photos and frightfully funny captions capture everything to love about fatherhood. The Wit and Wisdom of... is a series of jolly humorous books brought to you by the rip-roaringly funny folks behind the best-selling On-the-Ceiling greetings cards. Perfect as a birthday, Christmas or Father's Day gift for long-suffering fathers everywhere. Also available: The Wit and Wisdom of Mum, The Wit and Wisdom of the Husband and The Wit and Wisdom of the Wife.
Dad S Wit And Wisdom
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Author : Richard Benson
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2018-01-11
Dad S Wit And Wisdom written by Richard Benson and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-11 with Humor categories.
When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there’s a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a dad is the best job in the world.
Dad Rules
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Author : Paul G. Markel
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-01-09
Dad Rules written by Paul G. Markel and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-09 with categories.
"Dad Rules; Wit and Wisdom from a Dad to Whom it May Concern" is a collection of short tales, witticism, and heartfelt advice. Sprinkled throughout you will find short tales from the life of the author and his beloved bride. The material offered herein is based upon three decades of "dad experience." While some "Dad Rules" are based upon observation, the vast majority are based upon the real-life experience of the author, the dad. If it seems too ridiculous to be true, it is not. Dads will understand. "Dad Rules" is NOT a new age, touchy-feely, everyone gets a damn trophy book. There are no participation trophies in life. The sooner kids grasp that concept the better. "Dad Rules" follow up on the success of Paul Markel's parenting book, "Team Honey Badger; Raising Fearless Kids in a Cowardly World," an Amazon bestseller.
Dad S Wit
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Author : Richard Benson
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2010-09-06
Dad S Wit written by Richard Benson and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-06 with Humor categories.
'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope' - Bill Cosby When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you of why being a dad is the best job in the world.
This Is The Book You Give Your Dad
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Author : Matt Goulet
language : en
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Release Date : 2019-05-07
This Is The Book You Give Your Dad written by Matt Goulet and has been published by Simon & Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-07 with Family & Relationships categories.
The quirky and charming illustrated book for the #1 man in your life—dad!—is complete with all of the facts, fun, and knowledge he needs to become the King of Dads. Let’s face it: no one ever knows what sort of present to get their dad, whether it’s his birthday, Chanukah, Christmas, Father’s Day, or even just a little nudge to remind him you care. And you’ll probably just get him a book anyway. So what to do? Well the one solution to this perennial problem is here. This Is the Book You Give Your Dad is the fitting purchase for Dad, no matter the occasion. This paper-over-board little illustrated gift book is brimming with wit and wisdom—just like dad!—including how to give a toast for any occasion and a quick history of the polo shirt and the periodic table of beer and even ideal lawn mowing patterns. There’s even a customizable dedication page where you can add a personal touch. While the advice, tips, and how-to’s in the book range from practical to humorous the information is sure to please Dad’s aesthetic taste. This Is the Book You Give Your Dad is one-stop shopping for the guy who deserves only the very, very best.
Just Like Dad Says
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2009-10-06
Just Like Dad Says written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-06 with Humor categories.
'I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood' Homer Simpson Fathers come in many guises - wise or silly, strict or kind. They can make you laugh and they can make you cringe. They can drive you home and they can drive you mad ... In Just Like Dad Says, wise and witty words from the likes of Billy Connolly, Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Milligan and Homer Simpson cover everything from the joy of being a new dad to waving kids off as they - finally - leave home. Old and new, laugh-out-loud funny or wickedly dry, Just Like Dad Says is the best ever collection of quotes by and about Dad. 'My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo' Bob Monkhouse 'Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective' P.J. O'Rourke
Dad Jokes For New Dads
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Author : Jimmy Niro
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2020-05-01
Dad Jokes For New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-01 with Humor categories.
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
The Little Book Of Dad
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Author : Orange Hippo!
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2021-05-13
The Little Book Of Dad written by Orange Hippo! and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-13 with Family & Relationships categories.
Their bellies may stretch their spandex beyond saving and their capes may only fly after a large ominous-sounding fart, but – make no mistake – dads are superheroes. Well, half the time, at least. Because, let's not forget, when it comes to cocking things up, dads are also incredibly self-sufficient. Ignored by mums everywhere and taken advantage by babies of all ages, being a dad is arguably the world's toughest job (after motherhood, of course). Overworked, underpaid and constantly in need of feeding, dads deserve just as much attention, validation and an equal share of the duvet as mums, and yet often have to settle for second best. From taxi-ing teenagers to funding fun, juggling jobs to half-arsing house chores, dads simply are the best. Even at their hungover worst. This Little Book of Dad is a celebration of dad-hood, daddy-ing and all the dad-based shenanigans that come with it. And it couldn't be more timely. With Netflix, YouTube and Fortnite – all of whom are much more fun than you – there has never been a better time in history to sit back, relax and just enjoy the wonders of fatherhood. Consider this tiny tome a bedside companion for exhausted dads of all strange shapes, sizes and smells, which, last time we looked, was all of them.
Keep Calm For Dads
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-05-08
Keep Calm For Dads written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-08 with Humor categories.
WISE WORDS FOR FATHERS Being a dad is great, but nobody ever said it was easy. This book is packed with inspiring and witty quotations to help you keep going through the hard times and enjoy fatherhood in all its glory.
The Little Book Of Fathers Wit
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Author : Rosemarie Jarski
language : en
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Release Date : 2008-05
The Little Book Of Fathers Wit written by Rosemarie Jarski and has been published by Carlton Publishing Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-05 with categories.
The Little Book of Fathers' Wit offers a little light relief to fathers old, new or feeling blue. Pearls of paternal wit and wisdom come from fathers who've been there, done that, got the grey hairs to prove it. The contributors include famous names from Gordon Ramsay to Bob Monkhouse and from Ken Dodd to John Paul Getty, who muse on everything from the birth to nappy-changing, family holidays to first dates, weddings to bankruptcy. But dads don't have it all their own way: Father's view is balanced by sharp observations and wry comments from the family members who put up with him and his little ways. It all adds up to a warm and funny valentine to the man who shapes our lives like no other and whom we love like no one else: dear old Dad.
