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Do Ants Have Assholes
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Author : Jon Butler
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2009-04-01
Do Ants Have Assholes written by Jon Butler and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-04-01 with Humor categories.
"Every year, one funny book seems to stand out from all the others. This year, it's Do Ants Have [Assholes]?…a rip-roaring parody" Spectator "The book being touted as this year's can't-miss, downstairs-loo-fixture of a dead-cert publishing-phenomenon-sensation" Guardian "A very funny spoof of pop-science collections" Daily Telegraph A venerable and historic newspaper, the Old Geezer is read and respected by the world's most conscientious, upright citizens. When these beacons of respectability have serious questions, they turn to the Old Geezer's "Questions and Answers" page. Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening answers to thought-provoking questions such as: If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do? How many men would it take to kill an elephant with their bare hands? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? Are "crabs" related to crabs? What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Do Ants Have Assholes
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language : en
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Release Date : 2009
Do Ants Have Assholes written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with English wit and humor categories.
Ascent Of The A Word
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Author : Geoffrey Nunberg
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-08-14
Ascent Of The A Word written by Geoffrey Nunberg and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-14 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
It first surfaced in the gripes of GIs during World War II and was captured early on by the typewriter of a young Norman Mailer. Within a generation it had become a basic notion of our everyday moral life, replacing older reproaches like lout and heel with a single inclusive category -- a staple of country outlaw songs, Neil Simon plays, and Woody Allen movies. Feminists made it their stock rebuke for male insensitivity, the est movement used it for those who didn't "get it," and Dirty Harry applied it evenhandedly to both his officious superiors and the punks he manhandled. The asshole has become a focus of collective fascination for us, just as the phony was for Holden Caulfield and the cad was for Anthony Trollope. From Donald Trump to Ann Coulter, from Mel Gibson to Anthony Weiner, from the reality TV prima donnas to the internet trolls and flamers, assholism has become the characteristic form of modern incivility, which implicitly expresses our deepest values about class, relationships, authenticity, and fairness. We have conflicting attitudes about the A-word -- when a presidential candidate unwittingly uttered it on a live mic in 2000, it confirmed to some that he was a man of the people and to others that he was a boor. But considering how much the word does for us, and to us, it hasn't gotten nearly the attention it deserves -- at least until now.
The Duh Awards
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Author : Bob Fenster
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-04-01
The Duh Awards written by Bob Fenster and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-01 with Humor categories.
From the genius of funnyman Bob Fenster, who brought you Duh!, They Did What!?, and Well, Duh!, comes another in real-life idiocy. The Duh Awards honors the intellectually challenged and utterly inept. From historical explorers to politicians to celebrities to everyday people, no one is spared from lampoon. Ever notice there seems to be an award show for just about everything? And that everyone who wins is rich, beautiful, and brilliant? Good-looking, intelligent winners are everywhere. The Duh Awards is for the rest of us. These awards are handed out to the not-so-smart, the underworked, the overpaid, the wacky, the weird, and the downright stupid. And it's about time! Chapters include such ridiculousness as: Boss of the Year and Other Slave Driver Awards; Champion Scoffers, Scorners, Insulters, and Other All-Star Wise Guys; and Only in Hollywood-The Anti-Oscars. Here are just a excerpts from this hilarious book: The Know-a-Little, Talk-a-Lot Society presents the Anti-Expert Awards: In 1931 President Herbert Hoover somehow missed the impact of the Great Depression when he offered this solution: "If someone could get off a good joke every ten days, I think our troubles would be over." Winning Mind Games: All-Star Shockers, Psych-Outs, and Gross Champs: During the halftime show of the 2004 Super Bowl, singer Justin Timberlake removed part of singer Janet Jackson's shirt to reveal one of her star breasts on national TV. This upset viewers who had tuned in to watch rapper Nelly grab his crotch. The Spin Awards for Fooling Most of the People Enough of the Time: In 2003 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld told the press: "As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns--the ones we don't know we don't know." The Duh Awards celebrates the moments that some would rather we forget.
Do Ants Have Uncles
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Author : Janice Garden MacDonald
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2023-08-07
Do Ants Have Uncles written by Janice Garden MacDonald and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-07 with categories.
"I know about humans. They have big feet. They come to the country to relax and eat." Our plucky Ant hero still has a few things to learn about humans, in this charming story that kids ages 2-6 will love. When Ant accidentally gets hijacked to the city in a human's backpack, returning home becomes a top priority. It's a long journey but Ant will do anything to get back to the anthill family and the colony. Little ones will learn about determination, self-reliance and playing safely outside. There are plenty of opportunities to discuss basic safety around strangers. Interesting facts about ants are sprinkled throughout to keep curious kids interested and engaged. Includes discussion ideas After-story discussion ideas are included to encourage interaction and help develop reading comprehension skills. "Do Ants Have Uncles?" makes a great bedtime or anytime story. A heartwarming, rhyming tale, with colourful illustrations and a happy ending. Early Reader Ages 2-6 Also makes a great first reader for kids starting to read on their own.
How To Kick Someone S Ass
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Author : E.R. Silverman
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-05-18
How To Kick Someone S Ass written by E.R. Silverman and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-18 with Reference categories.
A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar. Go with a roundhouse kick, Judo hip throw, or Karate punch to bring him to the ground. Your cheapskate neighbor refuses to pay you back. The next time he's on vacation, turn on his backyard hose. By the time he returns home, his yard will be a swamp and his water bill will be through the roof. Some juiced-up meathead starts trouble at the gym. Take him down to size with an Aikido wrist twist. There's more than one way to skin a cat—or kick someone's ass. In this rough and ready field guide, you'll find 365 ways to nail the bastards who try to get you down. Written under an alias by a man who's been there, done that, and lived to deny it all, this is all you need to protect and avenge yourself against every possible threat—be it physical, emotional, psychological, financial, or otherwise. From cue balls and steel-toed boots to spiders and Krazy Glue, you'll find an amazing array of household weapons and tactics designed to put that moron in his or her place once and for all.
The Big Ass Book Of Jokes
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2009-02-10
The Big Ass Book Of Jokes written by and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-02-10 with Humor categories.
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
The Golden Ass
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Author : Apuleius
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 1998-05-28
The Golden Ass written by Apuleius and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-05-28 with Fiction categories.
Written towards the end of the second century AD, The Golden Ass tells the story of the many adventures of a young man whose fascination with witchcraft leads him to be transformed into a donkey. The bewitched Lucius passes from owner to owner - encountering a desperate gang of robbers and being forced to perform lewd 'human' tricks on stage - until the Goddess Isis finally breaks the spell and Lucius is initiated into her cult. Apuleius' enchanting story has inspired generations of writers such as Boccaccio, Shakespeare, Cervantes and Keats with its dazzling combination of allegory, satire, bawdiness and sheer exuberance, and remains the most continuously and accessibly amusing book to have survived from Classical antiquity.
The Golden Ass Or The Curious Man
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Author : Peter Oswald
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2002-08-06
The Golden Ass Or The Curious Man written by Peter Oswald and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-08-06 with Performing Arts categories.
A comedy written for the Shakespeare's Globe, telling the story of an insatiably curious young man who, wishing to turn himself into a wise owl, takes the wrong drug and finds himself transformed into an ass. His subsequent travels lead him to encounter the chaos of human desire from the perspective of a servile donkey. The most exquisite tale in this wonderful epic, as originally told by Lucius Apuleius, is the first known account of the marriage of Cupid and Psyche, which is perhaps the archetypal myth behind modern psychology. Inspired by The Golden Ass, Peter Oswald has written a riotous erotic comedy of love and desire, which premiered at the Globe Theatre, London in August 2002. This version is true to the original: in the words of C S Lewis is 'a strange compound of picaresque novel, horror comic, mystagogue's tract, pornography and stylistic experiment.'
The Painted Closet Of Lady Anne Bacon Drury
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Author : H. L. Meakin
language : en
Publisher: Routledge
Release Date : 2013
The Painted Closet Of Lady Anne Bacon Drury written by H. L. Meakin and has been published by Routledge this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013 with Emblems categories.
Lady Anne Bacon Drury (1572-1624) devised dozens of panels comprised of pictures and Latin mottoes for the walls of her closet or study. The panels functioned as a 'book' of meditations to enable her - well-connected, wealthy, and well-educated as she was - to cope with the disappointments of her life. For the first time in 400 years, Meakin thoroughly investigates the personal, social, and intellectual contexts of Lady Drury's closet.