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Don T Be A Douchebag
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Author : Matthew James
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016
Don T Be A Douchebag written by Matthew James and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016 with Etiquette for men categories.
Don T Be A Douchebag
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Author : Glenn Whitehead
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2015-01-19
Don T Be A Douchebag written by Glenn Whitehead and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-01-19 with Humor categories.
"I've been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I'm now about 3 miles from the house. I've been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times; now I'm only 3 cars away. OK, green arrow, let's move. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi; SON-OF-A-BITCH! I'm going to have to sit through another cycle because only 2 cars made it that time. Excuse me ass crack, would you mind extracting your head from your anal cavity and getting the fuck out of the way?" "Am I the only one who's on the verge of a stroke from putting up with our ignorant, narcissistic fellow human beings? This is why, even though I'm a strong proponent of the second amendment, I'll never carry a gun in my truck. By the time I get home from work every day, I feel it would be perfectly acceptable to fire a warning shot through one of these asshole's windows." What the hell are we doing? We've turned our country over to the lowest link of the food chain, and I've had an ass full of it. As I vent my frustrations with these morons, on a daily basis, my wife asks me: "Do you really think you're smarter than everyone else?" It pisses me off to even have to answer that question. Is it not obvious as hell that, of course I'm smarter than these miserable douchebags? This book is my call to arms. It's time we stopped tolerating these turds and began the process of exposing and publicly shaming them. So join me in forcing these self centered pricks to begin the twelve steps of Douchebags Anonymous. Our message should be loud and clear: DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG!
Don T Be A Douchebag A Man S Guide To Etiquette
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Author : Matthew James
language : en
Publisher: Engage Books
Release Date : 2016-11-01
Don T Be A Douchebag A Man S Guide To Etiquette written by Matthew James and has been published by Engage Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-01 with Fiction categories.
What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed "real man's" attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.
Don T Be A Douchebag
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Author : Cassie Leigh
language : en
Publisher: Cassie Leigh
Release Date :
Don T Be A Douchebag written by Cassie Leigh and has been published by Cassie Leigh this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Family & Relationships categories.
The Quotable Douchebag
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date : 2014-12-30
The Quotable Douchebag written by and has been published by Quirk Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-12-30 with Humor categories.
Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.
Don T Be A Douchebag
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Author : Fun Humor Notebooks
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-12-11
Don T Be A Douchebag written by Fun Humor Notebooks and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-11 with categories.
Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a funny, humorous phrase on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.
The Studying Hours
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Author : Sara Ney
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-09
The Studying Hours written by Sara Ney and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09 with College students categories.
CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE. No doubt about it, Sebastian 'Oz' Osborne is the university's most celebrated student athlete-and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliché, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn't give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks. SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE. Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university's most diligent student-but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags-and Oz Osborne is all three. She's smart, sarcastic-and not what he expected. EVERY DOUCHBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS. He wants to be friends. He wants to spend time with her. He wants to drive her crazy. He wants... Her.
You Might Be A Douchebag
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Author : Joe Bartnick
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-07-31
You Might Be A Douchebag written by Joe Bartnick and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-07-31 with categories.
Nobody ever thinks they're a douchebag. It's easy to point to someone else and proclaim them to be a douchebag but when it comes to douchebag self awareness, most of us exist in a state of total douchebag denial. That's why I wrote this book. I want to help you avoid being a douchebag. Simply put, a douchebag is someone who is not cool. Everyone wants to be cool. No one wants to be a douchebag...well almost no one. So, I'm here to help. I've put together a collection of behaviors that will let you know if you might be a douchebag. I've even added illustrations. Because you might be a douchebag without even knowing it. Now, some of you might get mad when you realize you've been acting like a douchebag. But remember, we all act like douchebags sometimes, but hopefully not all of the time. So don't get mad; get cool.
Robin Batman 2021 2
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Author : Jeff Lemire
language : en
Publisher: DC Comics
Release Date : 2021-12-14
Robin Batman 2021 2 written by Jeff Lemire and has been published by DC Comics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-12-14 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.
Dick Grayson is struggling in his training to be Robin, and the Batman decides the young man needs a break…and takes him to meet the Justice League! In an awe-inspiring moment, he meets the World’s Greatest Heroes…and their sidekicks! Will these teen titans get along?
The Failing Hours
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Author : Sara Ney
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-01-25
The Failing Hours written by Sara Ney and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-25 with categories.
Zeke Daniels isn't just a douchebag; he's an asshole. A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships-most assholes don't. Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him. He's never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he's never had any intention of having one. Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they're related; his own friends don't even like him. So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca? Sweet, quiet Violet-his opposite in every sense of the word. The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit. And that pisses him off, too.