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Don T Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch


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Don T Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch


Don T Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2018-07-04

Don T Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-04 with Fiction categories.


When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.



Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched


Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1867

Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1867 with categories.




The Farce Of The Fart And Other Ribaldries


 The Farce Of The Fart And Other Ribaldries
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Author : Jody Enders
language : en
Publisher: University of Pennsylvania Press
Release Date : 2011-05-31

The Farce Of The Fart And Other Ribaldries written by Jody Enders and has been published by University of Pennsylvania Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-31 with Literary Collections categories.


Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!



Till Death Do Us Fart


Till Death Do Us Fart
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-05-18

Till Death Do Us Fart written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-05-18 with Humor categories.


Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.



The 500 Question


The 500 Question
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-01-06

The 500 Question written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-06 with Fiction categories.


Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.



Fart Lover Supreme


Fart Lover Supreme
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2020-01-24

Fart Lover Supreme written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-01-24 with Fiction categories.


Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.



Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched Because


Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched Because
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Author : Olga M. Fyne
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2010-07

Don T Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched Because written by Olga M. Fyne and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


This book is satirical in nature, and is appropriate for both children and adult audience. To the adult, the title (Aesop's Fable) actually speaks for itself, because it is criticizing the idea of being sure of things, before seeing them actually materialize, or expecting the ideal conditions for things to happen in the future. Children, although they might not quite understand the fable, will enjoy the humor in each line of text, and the lively accompanying illustrations. Olga Mullings was born in New Roads, Westmoreland, Jamaica West Indies. She is the seventh child, born to Alton and Viris Mullings, in a very huge family. She received her formal education, at the Enfield All-Age School, Westmoreland, and attended West Indies College Mandeville, now Northern Caribbean University, (NCU), where she completed a three year course of study in Teacher Education. Olga is married with three children, and migrated to the United States of America in 1987. She has been teaching in the NYC. Dept of Education for 21 years, and enjoys teaching children, but takes special pride in the teaching of reading. This gave her an incentive to write children's books, especially rhymes, which encourages children to read and make it easier for them to decode. Olga is a firm believer that the sky is the limit, therefore, she is always improving herself. As a result, she is the holder of a B. A. Degree from Empire State College, a M.S. Degree from Brooklyn College, a S.D.A. Certificate from N.Y.S. Education Department, with studies completed at Mass. College of Liberal Arts, and a Literacy Leaders Certificate from Teachers College. This summer, she completed a PhD from Northwestern Theological Seminary, with a concentration in Divinity. Finally, Olga was born with an insatiable appetite for writing, and finds tremendous pleasure in doing so. She sees an opportunity to write in almost everything, and has the ability to compose a rhyme, a book or a poem out of just about anything. She also wrote three other books, namely: "My Shadow is a Copy Cat" Jerry and Sherry" and "Squirrel Race." She is available for book-signing events at bookstores, libraries, schools, churches, amusement centers, etc, upon invitation and appointment. She also hosts: educational, spiritual conferences and workshops, performs marriage ceremonies, and accepts educational/administrative consultation, author con-sultation and speaking engagements. For further information, please visit www.fynebooks.com.



The Gay Assteroid


The Gay Assteroid
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2020-09-24

The Gay Assteroid written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-24 with Fiction categories.


Bill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts in a bid and snaps it up. Now in his possession, he's not sure what to do with it. How does one go about promoting a pink asteroid that doesn't look the least bit menacing? By promising a gay, old time, of course! Approximately 1,000 words.



Pedo Flamb


Pedo Flamb
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2019-02-02

Pedo Flamb written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-02 with Fiction categories.


When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.



They Call Me Vlad Episode 1 Return Of The Blech


They Call Me Vlad Episode 1 Return Of The Blech
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2023-12-18

They Call Me Vlad Episode 1 Return Of The Blech written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-12-18 with Fiction categories.


VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.