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Uncle John S Presents Book Of The Dumb
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Author : John Scalzi
language : en
Publisher: Portable Press
Release Date : 2003
Uncle John S Presents Book Of The Dumb written by John Scalzi and has been published by Portable Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Humor categories.
Chronicles some of history's biggest moments of folly and questionable theories, from vegetable-flavored Jello-O and land wars during the bitter Russian winters to the pole-sitting fad and the development of the 8-track tape. Original.
Dumb Show
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Author : Joe Penhall
language : en
Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc
Release Date : 2007
Dumb Show written by Joe Penhall and has been published by Dramatists Play Service Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Drama categories.
THE STORY: Courted at the end of his show by bankers John and Jane, TV star Barry believes he is to get the five-star treatment that he deserves. However, urged to provide a candid account of his offstage life and views, the Barry that emerges is t
How Dumb Can You Get
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Author : Kate Kenyon
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Release Date : 1987
How Dumb Can You Get written by Kate Kenyon and has been published by Scholastic Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1987 with Schools categories.
Tracey advises Nora, the star student in shop class, to play dumb to keep Brad interested
The Dumb Book
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Author : Editors of Readers Digest
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-03-18
The Dumb Book written by Editors of Readers Digest and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-03-18 with Humor categories.
The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain
The Dumb Book
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Author : Hans Christian Andersen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-12-20
The Dumb Book written by Hans Christian Andersen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-12-20 with categories.
A little known story from the well known children's author Han's Christian Andersen. An old man dies and requests that he be buried with a book of pressed plants. The book is full of meaning into a life thoroughly lived and filled with memories of his past. This book celebrates a life while addressing the subject of death in a beautifully poetic way.
How Dumb Are You
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Author : Adam Winer
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-06
How Dumb Are You written by Adam Winer and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-06 with Games & Activities categories.
What’s the capital of Canada? Who’s the president pictured on the dime? Do you have even the slightest recollection of how to multiply fractions? National Lampoon’sHow Dumb Are You'is filled with questions every mildly-educated American should be able to answer — but often can’t. Written by Adam Winer (a panelist on VH1’s hit pop culture comedy showBest Week Ever),this Great American Stupidity Quiz is perfect for readers interested in either measuring their own personal mental failings or simply giving the gift of lowered self-esteem to a friend. Plus,How Dumb Are You'pairs its forehead-slapping quiz questions with intriguing bonus trivia and groundbreaking metrics that scientifically measure a reader’s exact level of stupidity. Undoubtedly,How Dumb Are You'will become the defining literary work of the modern era. You should probably buy it.
You Re Stupid And Dumb And You Don T Know Anything
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Author : Anthony Elliott
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05
You Re Stupid And Dumb And You Don T Know Anything written by Anthony Elliott and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05 with categories.
"You're Stupid and Dumb and You Don't Know Anything!" is the true story of Paul Johnston, a boy growing up in an abusive family. The story follows Paul from ages 3 to 14, and how his life was engulfed in his mother's betrayal. The content is of sexual, physical, and mental abuse in nature. Indeed, Paul endured deception, neglect, and complete disregard for human life with most of the people he came into contact with. As a young man, Paul is forced into a car, kidnapped, sodomized and tortured. The details are graphic and the language is strong, but this was his life. As you'll soon see, many people are involved in using this child as they see fit. The story is real. The timeline is approximated, but is as close to accurate as Paul can get. If you or someone you know needs help, please call the Center for Missing and Exploited Children at 1-800-THELOST (1-800-843-5678)
Reader S Digest Dumb Dad Stories
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Author : Editors of Readers Digest
language : en
Publisher: Trusted Media Brands
Release Date : 2020-04-07
Reader S Digest Dumb Dad Stories written by Editors of Readers Digest and has been published by Trusted Media Brands this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-07 with Humor categories.
The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of real people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In this collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. For example: You’re a dumb criminal if…you’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department. During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain
Why Are Boys So Dumb
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
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Why Are Boys So Dumb written by and has been published by Dorrance Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with categories.
Dumb Things People Say
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Author : Jeanne Gray
language : en
Publisher: E-Booktime Llc
Release Date : 2006-06-01
Dumb Things People Say written by Jeanne Gray and has been published by E-Booktime Llc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-06-01 with Humor categories.
What made me write this book is from overhearing dumb remarks, and questions people ask. You might have heard a few of these over the years or have been guilty to contributing to a few of these questions. (I'll admit, I am just as guilty for asking dumb questions too). If you really think about it, those dumb questions are really funny. These are really dumb questions that are meant to be taken serious. "My reply to myself" section is just a sarcastic version of what most people like myself would like to say out loud but wouldn't dare to. However, it is said with plenty of attitude with the eyes and body language. Can you imagine someone responding out loud with plenty of body and hand language? For example, Oh! I know he didn't just ask me that! Can you imagine the head and neck motion or maybe the eyes rolls up in your head from disgust or disbelief. Well, basically this is the way we kind of see ourselves but doing it quietly within ourselves. If only you could really read people minds when you ask a dumb question and you really don't realize it. Some questions are so foolish it can leave you speechless. This is just a collection of things people tend to say that comes right off of the top of their heads without any thought; you know the old adage, "Mouth in motion before Brain in gear." I'm sure you will come up with more of your own experiences that may not be included. Here are many examples of my favorite dumb things people say. You may find yourself chuckling at a few of these dumb questions and remembering some of the questions you may have heard yourself or may have ask just yesterday.