Fucking Pterodactyl
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Fucking Pterodactyl
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Author : Xenophon Oviduis-Sophron-Naso
language : en
Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
Release Date : 2023-03-03
Fucking Pterodactyl written by Xenophon Oviduis-Sophron-Naso and has been published by Austin Macauley Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-03-03 with Fiction categories.
Margareta du Plessis the Republican Madam Prime Minister does “Madam Prime Minister’s Questions” as she takes a few swipes at her pterodactyl Democrat opposite by calling him a “fucking pterodactyl” over his sex allegations of her gay brother’s doings with a European male whore on live Gay TV the night before, by tossing her half-drunk glass of wine right at him where it just missed him by inches as it pulverized upon the olive-green work-bench right beside him. Madam Prime Minister also had a go at her pterodactyl counterpart over the acquisition of androids which work without any pay and don’t require any food, that are set to replace general biological office workers who she’s commissioned to immediately work in an Andromeda exotic jewellery mining colony for jewels to be made and sold intergalactically. So, the pterodactyl calls for immediate strikes in the House of Commons, London, circa 30,050 AD. in an alternate sci-fi reality.
Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend
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Author : Alan Cumyn
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-03-22
Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend written by Alan Cumyn and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-03-22 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Everything changes for a teenaged girl with a perfectly controlled life when she falls for the hot new first-ever interspecies transfer student, a pterodactyl named Pyke.
Bucky F Cking Dent
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Author : David Duchovny
language : en
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Release Date : 2016-04-05
Bucky F Cking Dent written by David Duchovny and has been published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-05 with Fiction categories.
The New York Times bestselling author David Duchovny is back with Bucky F*cking Dent, a singular tale that brims with the mirth, poignancy, and profound solitude of modern life. Ted Fullilove, aka Mr. Peanut, is not like other Ivy League grads. He shares an apartment with Goldberg, his beloved battery-operated fish, sleeps on a bed littered with yellow legal pads penned with what he hopes will be the next great American Novel, and spends the waning days of the Carter administration at Yankee Stadium, waxing poetic while slinging peanuts to pay the rent. When Ted hears the news that his estranged father, Marty, is dying of lung cancer, he immediately moves back into his childhood home, where a whirlwind of revelations ensues. The browbeating absentee father of Ted’s youth tries to make up for lost time, but his health dips drastically whenever his beloved Red Sox lose. And so, with help from Mariana—the Nuyorican grief counselor with whom Ted promptly falls in love—and a crew of neighborhood old-timers, Ted orchestrates the illusion of a Boston winning streak, enabling Marty and the Red Sox to reverse the Curse of the Bambino and cruise their way to World Series victory. Well, sort of. David Duchovny’s richly drawn Bucky F*cking Dent explores the bonds between fathers and sons and the age-old rivalry between Yankee fans and the Fenway faithful, and grapples with our urgent need to persevere—and risk everything—in the name of love. Culminating in that fateful moment in October of ’78 when the mighty Bucky Dent hit his way into baseball history with the unlikeliest of home runs, this tender, insightful, and hilarious novel demonstrates how life truly belongs to the losers, and that the long shots are the ones worth betting on.
Pterodactyl Show And Tell
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Author : Thad Krasnesky
language : en
Publisher: Flashlight Press
Release Date : 2018-09-01
Pterodactyl Show And Tell written by Thad Krasnesky and has been published by Flashlight Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
When a boy brings his pterodactyl to school for show-and-tell, hilarious havoc ensues. The creature's delightfully demented antics, the kids' expressions as they try to avoid the hungry pterodactyl, and the out-of-control imagination of the boy yield a wild and wacky romp. Kids who dig dinosaurs will devour this preposterous pterodactyl tale written in rhyming couplets and teeming with edgy school-age humor and giggle-inducing illustrations.
The Pterodactyl S Egg
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Author : Annie Besant
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2014-12-01
The Pterodactyl S Egg written by Annie Besant and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-12-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Sam's got a new friend. An ENORMOUS new friend. Warning: There's a pterodactyl in this book. No, really. Okay, it started out as an egg. But then it hatched. And out came a pterodactyl! Which was actually quite cool in the beginning. But then it got bigger. And bigger. And BIGGER. And of course Mom found out about it. But that wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was, a group of scientists led by the evil genius Dr POX came looking for it. And the very worst part was that the pterodactyl was not even toilet-trained. Boy, are Sam and Priya in trouble now!
Black Carbon The Complete Series
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Author : A.J. Scudiere
language : en
Publisher: Griffyn Ink
Release Date : 2024-05-15
Black Carbon The Complete Series written by A.J. Scudiere and has been published by Griffyn Ink this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-15 with Fiction categories.
The apocalypse is now! Lights out. Keep still. Pray for morning. With the world changing right in front of them, the Mazur family will have to fight just to stay alive. Everything will be put to the test as the animals mutate, the waters rise, and the weather gets unspeakably worse… THE HUNTED - Joule and Cage Mazur know something is stalking the streets at night and their family’s only protection is bolting the door and embracing the darkness. But their locks won’t hold forever… THE SURFACE - When the rains came the first time and campus flooded, Cage thought it was a freak weather incident. Joule saw it for what it was—a warning. THE TEMPEST - The first tornado was an anomaly. But as everyone rushes to set up the new solar farm, they find that the winds have shifted and no one is safe. THE SWARM – When their tour guide slaps at a bug then drops dead, Cage and Joule will have to figure out why… before they are next. THE TAKEN – Cage and Joule are back in the fray when their best friend is reported missing. Is Sarah even still alive? Humans may be the worst disaster yet. THE NIGHT - When Joule saw the shadows, she knew: the Night Hunters were back. But you can’t escape the enemy you can’t identify. This box set contains 6 full novels from USA Today Bestselling Author A.J. Scudiere. Stay quiet. Follow the tracks. Fight back. Dive into the battle now with the Mazurs and the new family they’ve built. Will you survive?
Double Duce
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Author : Aaron Cometbus
language : en
Publisher: Last Gasp
Release Date : 2003
Double Duce written by Aaron Cometbus and has been published by Last Gasp this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Art categories.
What Kerouac was to the Beat generation, Aaron Cometbus is to the punk scene in Berkeley, California. In this first novel, his slacker kids ponder life's mundane questions with the seriousness of ancient philosophers: how to get by on no money, where to scam free photocopies, and the finer points of food filching. Through a haze of beer and Top Ramen, they engage in endless debates about the nature of punk rock rage. the tribe of punks and dropouts has never before been so perfectly chronicled as in this oral history made into a written saga. In his autobiographical work, Cometbus offers an eclectic series of connected stories about living on the fringe in Berkeley.
To Render A Raven
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Author : W. L. Hawkin
language : en
Publisher: Blue Haven Press
Release Date :
To Render A Raven written by W. L. Hawkin and has been published by Blue Haven Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Young Adult Fiction categories.
"Harrowing, engaging, and captivating, author W.L. Hawkin’s “To Render a Raven” is a must-read contemporary romance and fantasy novel and the perfect addition to the Hollystone Mysteries series." —Anthony Avina "An action thriller with complex queer characters and realistic emotional situations." —Sionnach Wintergreen “An intoxicating mix of magic and mystery that will keep you turning pages.”—Eileen Cook, Author of With Malice Estrada is High Priest of Hollystone Coven, a shaman and magician, but is he a match for a vengeful vampire? When Diego steals his daughter from her crib on the eve of her first birthday, the Hollystone witches converge. The same night, a woman is murdered and another abducted. All three scenes are marked by roses that point to Michael Stryker, Estrada’s lover and best friend—a man with a strange dark “virus” brewing inside him. As the witches journey up the Pacific coast, emotions run raw as the close confines of a yacht heighten the tension between his jealous lovers. And then they meet the ravens . . . Diego wants blood. Estrada wants his baby back. What will the high priest sacrifice to bring his daughter home? A sexy Hitchcockian thriller that demystifies Vampire and illustrates the power of Love. “Estrada flexed his bicep and stared at his latest tattoo. Corvus Corax. The raven’s back broke into a flurry of feathers and deranged birds to remind him how he’d split the terror asunder with the force of his right arm. He could still feel the damp steel, the hot blood, the hollow pit of his pulsing gut as he struck. The creature held a bloody rose in its beak so he’d never forget how close he’d come."
Black Carbon Vol 1 Action Adventure Apocalyptic Thrillers
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Author : A.J. Scudiere
language : en
Publisher: Griffyn Ink
Release Date :
Black Carbon Vol 1 Action Adventure Apocalyptic Thrillers written by A.J. Scudiere and has been published by Griffyn Ink this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
HUGE SAVINGS OFF THE INDIVIDUAL BOOK PRICES! Includes the first 3 novels in the BLACK CARBON series: The Hunted, The Surface, The Tempest THE HUNTED Lights out. Keep still. Pray for morning. Joule and Cage Mazur feel like prisoners in their home. With something new stalking the streets at night, their family’s only protection is bolting the door and embracing the darkness. And even though they manage to trap and kill one of the monsters, their locks won’t hold forever… Dealing with rising panic and rage in the neighborhood, the free-spirited survivors hatch a plan to undermine the killers. But with the night hunters picking off everyone they can, Joule and Cage know time is ticking toward humanity’s extinction. Can they kill the Night Hunters and reclaim the top of the food chain? THE SURFACE No Power. No Food. No Rescue. When the rains came the first time and campus flooded, Cage thought it was a freak weather incident. Joule saw it for what it was—a warning. Life went back to normal when most of the water receded. But the standing puddles left behind weren’t normal. Something had laid eggs in it… The creatures from the San Fransisco Bay found a path into the floodwaters. As the rain comes harder the second time, the flood is much deeper and those who go underwater don’t come back up. The rip-currents are the least dangerous things in the water. Can Cage and Joule escape? How will they survive when even the land isn’t safe? And what about the ones they left behind? THE TEMPEST Find shelter. Stay low. Hold on tight. The first tornado was an anomaly. It cleared the land and bumped up the time scale on the job. But as everyone rushes to set up the new solar farm, they find that something has shifted… At first it was a series of small, unassuming whirlwinds, a nuisance more than a real concern. But soon the funnels get bigger and the winds get stronger, and there’s nowhere safe to hide. When Joule and Cage get separated, the winds get even more dangerous. They’ve always had each other’s backs, but now they’ll have to survive on their own. Can they even help the people who live in the path of the fury? Maybe, if they can save themselves first. These are the first three books in the fast-paced Black Carbon apocalyptic thriller series by a USA Today bestselling author. If you like resourceful heroes, world-ending catastrophes, and breathtaking action, you’ll love AJ Scudiere’s spine-tingling series, BLACK CARBON.
The Fear Of Butterfly
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Author : Cree Storm
language : en
Publisher: Cree Storm
Release Date : 2020-04-28
The Fear Of Butterfly written by Cree Storm and has been published by Cree Storm this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-28 with Fiction categories.
Jazzy’s friend is hurting and there’s only one man that can fix that so Jazzy takes on a dangerous blizzard to go and get Cortez, King of the Highlands. What Jazzy didn’t count on was not only getting hurt, but the man he sought was his mate. However someone wants Jazzy dead and when he wakes up in the freezing snow, Jazzy can only hope Cortez can find him before he freezes to death.