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Heaven Bent Humor

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Author : Dean Burkey
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2013-09-19

Heaven Bent Humor written by Dean Burkey and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-19 with Fiction categories.

Heaven-Bent HUMOR: The DEAN Adventures NEWLY UPDATED! With a new entry too: "Does That Make Me a Hero? Or a Villain?" Wouldn't you rather have your humor be Heaven-Bent than bent the other way? Whether Dean backpacks with Bigfoot in Bermuda, time-travels with movie stars, or inadvertently destroys worlds beyond ours, this guy knows how to have fun! Enjoy his crazy, quite possibly insane, adventures! What will Dean do with the billions he makes by his books? Find out inside! And encourage billions of others to do so too. Especially if they buy them all and pay full price! Inventive, funny, suspenseful, each story provides a mini-vacation away from the burdens of your day. So get your ticket to fun now; and start reading. Destination: Comedy! Guaranteed to make you laugh.* Before you buy this book, take a Look Inside! Check out the Table of Contents! Depending on how you define adventure, the actual "adventures" don't start until "The Perfect Plan: Foiled!" or "My O.B.E.". We included a few "non-adventurous" pieces to lay the groundwork for the adventures, or because they related somehow, or we just thought they were funny. Or simply to pad the book to make it look more impressive! Although most of these crazy, intrepid, and entertaining tales stand alone, they still tie together to build to a shock ending. Snippets Proof that this is a work of fiction: I did not put peanut butter on the brownies. If you see me eating a brownie without first applying peanut butter, that is not me, but an evil clone, an alien cyborg, or a shape-shifter who must be destroyed! Or given a jar of peanut butter. Don't forget to wrap your head in aluminum foil too, so those intergalactic fiends can't read your mind. Otherwise, no one else in the field of extra-terrestrial relations will take you seriously. The pinwheel hat is optional. My secret sources on this matter are uncharacteristically convoluted and unclear about the exact details. But why would somebody post something on the Internet, if it's not true? The "handsomest" of them resembled Bigfoot. Only with ZZ Top beards and a Snidely Whiplash mustache. Strange race indeed. And that was just their women! I don't want to be remembered for that! Instead, remember me for my sense of humor, thoughtfulness, and great legs. Best of all would be being remembered for being Katharine McPhee's trophy husband! They had the dumbest entertainment too! Some dude in a designer pinstriped suit waved a pocket watch back and forth while chanting repeatedly: "You will do as I say. You will do as I say." Never thought I'd wind up in jail. An asylum? Sure. It's a such crazy world, you'd be nuts not to go insane. Don't fall in love with a psycho; she'll only break your heart. Or cut it out and feed it to the pigeons. I'm too exciting for most women. The majority of them want someone boring. It's true. Their date ads say they don't want men who play games. But I say, what's wrong with Pictionary? It's like charades on paper! Good times to be sure. But if Andy Warhol's words are true, about each person getting his/her own 15 minutes of fame, I've still got another 14 minutes and 57 seconds coming! ----- Keywords: Comedy, Fiction, Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Suspense, Fantasy, Humor, Humour, Satire, Parody, Spoof, Thrills, Jokes, Elvis, Jacko, Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman, Loch Ness, Nessie, Funny, Fun, Supermodels, Chocolate, Shock Ending. * Each entry's like a mini-vacation to Funny Town. You never know with whom Dean will hang out. Elvis, Jacko, Bigfoot, Nessie, and more! So scroll up; and Click the Buy Button Now!

Humor On The Way To Heaven

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Author : Janet Gillespie-Pratt
language : en
Publisher: Infinity Publishing
Release Date : 1999-06

Humor On The Way To Heaven written by Janet Gillespie-Pratt and has been published by Infinity Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-06 with Humor categories.

The Hilarious Book Of Heavenly Humor

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Author : Bob Phillips
language : en
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Release Date : 2011-10-01

The Hilarious Book Of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and has been published by Harvest House Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-01 with Humor categories.

Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.

Heavenly Humour

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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005

Heavenly Humour written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Christianity categories.

Between Heaven And Mirth

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Author : James Martin
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2011-10-04

Between Heaven And Mirth written by James Martin and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-04 with Religion categories.

“Between Heaven and Mirth will make any reader smile. . . . Father Martin reminds us that happiness is the good God’s own goal for us.” —Timothy M. Dolan, Archbishop of New York From The Colbert Report’s “official chaplain” James Martin, SJ, author of the New York Times bestselling The Jesuit Guide to (Almost) Everything, comes a revolutionary look at how joy, humor, and laughter can change our lives and save our spirits. A Jesuit priest with a busy media ministry, Martin understands the intersections between spirituality and daily life. In Between Heaven and Mirth, he uses scriptural passages, the lives of the saints, the spiritual teachings of other traditions, and his own personal reflections to show us why joy is the inevitable result of faith, because a healthy spirituality and a healthy sense of humor go hand-in-hand with God's great plan for humankind.

The Little Book Of Heavenly Humour

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Author : Syd Little
language : en
Publisher: Canterbury Press Norwich
Release Date : 2002

The Little Book Of Heavenly Humour written by Syd Little and has been published by Canterbury Press Norwich this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Wit and humor categories.

Here, Syd Little presents his all-time favourite religious jokes and stories, many from other TV celebrities, such as Rick Wakeman, Bobby Davro, Ted Rogers and others. The result is a celebration of one of God's best gifts: fun and laughter.

The Little Book Of Heavenly Humor

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Author : DaySpring
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-02

The Little Book Of Heavenly Humor written by DaySpring and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-02 with categories.

This small book is big on making smiles! Based on DaySpring's wildly popular card line "Bible Tails," readers will enjoy each full-color, cleverly illustrated look at a well-known Bible story--the way it might have been seen from an animal's point of view. Comical captions, each a perfect expression of what the animals might really have been thinking, accompany every illustration. Fun and humorous, inspirational and unique, this collection of holy hilarity is a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and all occasions that require a good laugh.

Funny Things That Happened On The Way To Heaven

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Author : Anthony F. Rigoli
language : en
Publisher: Author House
Release Date : 2005-01-12

Funny Things That Happened On The Way To Heaven written by Anthony F. Rigoli and has been published by Author House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-01-12 with Humor categories.

How often that question has come up in discussions from Bible Studies or from people just sharing their faith! Does God have a sense of humor? For years, friends and relatives have told me I should write a book about funny things that have happened throughout my life as a priest. These events have kept my from being anything but boring. Most of these moments have taken place over the past twenty nine years that I have been a priest. All of us are on a journey. This journey leads us to heaven. Along the way, each of us have encountered funny and interesting things that make our life exciting and full of laughs. In this small book, I hope to capture some of the funny things that have happened to me on my journey to heaven. I have changed the names to protect the "innocent". I truly hope this book helps you to reflect on the funny things that have happened to you during your lifetime. I believe everyone needs to laugh more. Laughter is the key to a healthy life. I have often said that in life we need three bones to have happiness. We need a Wish Bone. We need to have dreams. I really like dreamers. We need a Back Bone, We need to be strong to achieve our dreams and goals but most importantly, we need a Funny Bone. We need to laugh at ourselves more often. Jesus, I am convinced, must have laughed with his friends. I am certain that Peter must have put a smile on his face many times. Finally, I want to dedicate this book to my Mom. She taught me that laughter is truly a gift and a blessing. My Mom died last year. She had Alzheimer's, but we continued to laugh each day that we were together. Her sense of humor and her ability to make us laugh were her greatest gifts to me and to my family. All Scriptures passages are taken from The New American Bible

The World S Greatest Collection Of Heavenly Humor

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Author : Bob Phillips
language : en
Publisher: Harvest House Pub
Release Date : 1982-01-01

The World S Greatest Collection Of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and has been published by Harvest House Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1982-01-01 with Christianity categories.

A collection of jokes, anecdotes, and humorous stories about religion.

Laughter From Heaven

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Author : Barbara Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Release Date : 2009-11-23

Laughter From Heaven written by Barbara Johnson and has been published by Thomas Nelson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-11-23 with Heaven categories.

Laughter from Heaven is a joyful reminder of the wonderful life awaiting us in heaven. With her humorous approach to all life's circumstances, Barbara wants her readers to catch a light-hearted look at the hereafter. Filled with hope and encouragement, this book is sure to become a favorite of many women who long for a sense of joy in the midst of everyday struggles. In classic Barbara Johnson style, these hilarious pages will show you how to put life's trials into heavenly perspective. She hopes you will find encouragement through your difficulties, renewal for your spiritual doldrums, and laughter when you think you'll never laugh again. Similar in nature to her best-selling title Humor Me, this delightful look at heaven reveals it as a place that will be not only without pain, but will actually be fun! Jokes, stories, cartoons and Barbara's famous one-liners make this another joy-filled book that all her fans will love.