How Dads Swear
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Swear Like Daddy
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Author : Darren Cezanne
language : en
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
Release Date : 2014-10
Swear Like Daddy written by Darren Cezanne and has been published by Summersdale Pub Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10 with Humor categories.
Grow up to be just as disgraceful as Daddy with this crude compendium of his best swears Wonderful felt-tip pen illustrations show how best to use Daddy's colorful language, with an obscene alphabet that takes us all the way from A is for arseholes to Z is for--well, you can find out what it's for when you read the book... Isn't Daddy ever so clever!
Best Dad Ever I Love You Dad Coloring Book
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Author : Nnazz Mannda
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-06
Best Dad Ever I Love You Dad Coloring Book written by Nnazz Mannda and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-06 with categories.
Looking for funny gifts for New Dads? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book, we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that New Dads definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for New Dads are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this New Dad coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown-ups will create plenty of laughs all around. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite New Dad's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for New Dads, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
I Swear I Ll Make It Up To You
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Author : Mishka Shubaly
language : en
Publisher: PublicAffairs
Release Date : 2016-03-08
I Swear I Ll Make It Up To You written by Mishka Shubaly and has been published by PublicAffairs this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-03-08 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
An odyssey of family, heartbreak, violence, punk rock, brokenness, broke-ness, sex, love, loss, drinking, drinking, drinking, and an unlikely savior: distance running. A misfit kid at the best of times, Mishka Shubaly had his world shattered when, in a twenty-four-hour span in 1992, he survived a mass shooting on his school's campus, then learned that his parents were getting divorced. His father, a prominent rocket scientist, abandoned the family and their home was lost to foreclosure. Shubaly swore to avenge the wrongs against his mother, but instead plunged into a magnificently toxic love affair with alcohol. Almost two decades later, Shubaly's life changed again when a fateful five-mile run after a bar fight inspired him to clean up his life. And when he finally reconnected with his estranged father, he discovered the story of his childhood was radically different from what he thought he knew. In this fiercely honest, emotional, and self-laceratingly witty book, Shubaly relives his mistakes, misfortunes, and infrequent good decisions: the disastrous events that fractured his life; his incendiary romances; his hot-and-cold career as a rock musician; meeting his newborn nephew while out of his gourd on cough syrup. I Swear I'll Make It Up to You is an apology for choices Shubaly never thought he'd live long enough to regret, a journey so far down the low road that it took him years of running to claw his way back.
I Solemnly Swear To Be The Best Step Dad I Can Be But If Anyone Messes With My Step Daughter I Swear To Be Your Worst
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Author : Sk Journal House
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-27
I Solemnly Swear To Be The Best Step Dad I Can Be But If Anyone Messes With My Step Daughter I Swear To Be Your Worst written by Sk Journal House and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-27 with categories.
Activity Book for DAD Book Details: Book Size 6'x9' 100 Pages 50 Sheets Dad Daily logbook This extra special Dad Appreciation Notebook or Journal is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the best Dad ever! Filled with 50 double sided sheets (100 writing pages!) of lined paper, this Motivational and Inspirational Notebook with quote makes a Memorable and useful gift for Dad. With the Heartwarming quote on the full-color matte SOFT Cover, This Notebook will help remind a Dad that their work is truly appreciated. With custom sized pages(6'x9') this notebook with chalk style lettering is the perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion. Give a Dad a gift they'll remember you! Cute NoteBooks for Dad are also Perfect for Dad Appreciation Gifts Journal Dad christmas Gifts Journal Dad Thank You Gifts Journal Dad Gift Journal
I M Not Crazy I Swear
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Author : mAriSA CirInO
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2016-06-20
I M Not Crazy I Swear written by mAriSA CirInO and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-20 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Based on true events. My name is Eliot, and I'm a schizophrenic. Yes, I see things that aren't there. Yes, I hear things that aren't real. Yes, I believe in the impossible. And yes, people do believe I am crazy. But let me be the first to tell you my story, dear Reader, please. Then, and only then, can you tell me if I am crazy, or if I'm not.
Broken Loch
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Author : R C Ducantlin
language : en
Publisher: R C Ducantlin, Ltd.
Release Date : 2024-05-29
Broken Loch written by R C Ducantlin and has been published by R C Ducantlin, Ltd. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-29 with Fiction categories.
A gripping tale of family secrets, betrayal, and unbreakable bonds. Detective Carin Trimble is on a quest to untangle a web hints left by her late mother. As she delves deeper, she confronts a dark mystery that will unveil the intricate tapestry of their family’s past — a revelation poised to shatter everything they thought they knew.
Swearing And Cursing
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Author : Nico Nassenstein
language : en
Publisher: Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG
Release Date : 2020-04-20
Swearing And Cursing written by Nico Nassenstein and has been published by Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-20 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
While most of the more recent influential work on swearing has concentrated on English and other languages from the Global North, looking at forms and functions of swear words, this contribution redirects the necessary focus onto a sociolinguistics of swearing that puts transgressive practices in non-Western languages into the focus. The transdisciplinary volume contains innovative case studies that address swearing and cursing in parts of the world characterized by consequences of colonialism and increasingly debated inequalities. Turning away from more conventional and established methodologies and theoretical approaches, the book envisages to address transgressive linguistic practices, performances and contexts in Africa, Asia, America and Europe –including individuals' creativity, subversive power and agency. Due to its interdisciplinary and non-mainstream focus, this volume is an essential addition to the field of studies.
Killing Us His Way
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Author : Korrinne Marshall
language : en
Publisher: Balboa Press
Release Date : 2017-02-20
Killing Us His Way written by Korrinne Marshall and has been published by Balboa Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-02-20 with Fiction categories.
As a child, Korrinne Marshall wished that the man who continually hurt her would die. As she was forced to play games with the monster in a dark shed, young Korrinne did her best to rise above the reality that had become her life. But what she did not realize is that decades later, a choice would lead her to hell and back as she entered a relationship with a partner who harbored heinous secrets and held the power to end her life. Would she ever be able to escape the cycle of abuse? Arthur Artemis never had to confront an uncontrollable monsteruntil his beloved sister was murdered by her husband. As he set out on a quest to learn how and why domestic abuse victims survive, Arthur reveals how his quest to find answers led him to Korrinne and her extraordinary story of endurance that eventually led him to gain life-changing insight into abusers, their victims, and the brave survivors who emerge from the darkness to live again. Killing Us His Way shares the compelling story based on true events of two people destined to meet as they embark on a healing journey together to confront the shadow cast by domestic violence.
The Daddy
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Author : Gary Rowley
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-11-07
The Daddy written by Gary Rowley and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-07 with categories.
You've seen the rest, now meet the best: The Daddy, the ultimate in bad Dad joke books! Packed with 100s of terrible gags and truly awful puns, The Daddy comes with its own dedication page, enabling you to pen an extra special message for that extra special person in your life - your Dad! Go on, I dare you: treat the old man to a copy, then skedaddle to a dark room somewhere while he works his magic, teasing and tormenting as only a Dad can. As it says on the guarantee, he'll love it - you'll hate it! No wonder with jokes like these: I've started work as a waiter. Granted, the money's not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table... My fear of horse chestnut trees. After years of therapy, I've finally managed to conker it. I took my PC back to the shop when it wouldn't stop swearing at me. I said, I think it might be the curser... So I said, doctor, doctor, every time I go for a number two, it comes out looking like chips. He said, have you tried pulling that string vest up a bit? I asked this bloke what his American Pit Bull puppies were going for. He said, anything they can get their teeth into... Delivery driver walks into the medical centre and slams a dozen pizzas on the counter. He says, before anyone asks, it's just what the doctor ordered. This bloke emptied a packet of grated cheese over my head. I said, that was mature, wasn't it...? I rang the gaffer. I said, I'm just arriving on the south coast now, boss. He said, do you realise it's five in the morning? And what are you doing on the south coast? I said, just what you said, boss: making sure I was in Brighton early. I said, I can't believe how much weight I've put on. I might have one of those over active, erm, erm...She said, thyroid gland? I said, no, knife and fork! My pet mouse, Elvis...he was caught in a trap.
The Plague Stones
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Author : James Brogden
language : en
Publisher: Titan Books
Release Date : 2019-05-14
The Plague Stones written by James Brogden and has been published by Titan Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-14 with Fiction categories.
From the critically acclaimed author of Hekla's Children comes a dark and haunting tale of dreadful wrongs and terrible vengeance. After a brutal break-in leaves her family traumatised, Trish Feenan jumps at the chance of a fresh start in a charming historic community. But in the back garden of her new cottage sits an unsettling reminder of past wrongs: a standing stone, once one of the markers that kept plague sufferers outside the village bounds, its 'powers' renewed every year in a ritual that seems to be more than just local oddity. As the Feenans settle in, they experience unexplained accidents, accompanied by sightings of a girl who vanishes into thin air. Soon, it becomes obvious that there is a reason traditions must not slip, and that all acts of betrayal, even those committed centuries ago, have consequences...