How Santa Lost His Jollies
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How Santa Lost His Jollies
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Author : Deborah Reis
language : en
Publisher: Deborah Reis
Release Date : 2011-05-05
How Santa Lost His Jollies written by Deborah Reis and has been published by Deborah Reis this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-05 with Humor categories.
Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.
Jolly Santa
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Author : IglooBooks
language : en
Publisher: Igloo Books
Release Date : 2021-10-05
Jolly Santa written by IglooBooks and has been published by Igloo Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
It's Christmas Eve, but Santa has lost his list! Can you help him find it? Join the search in this festive, interactive finger puppet book.
Billboard
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1953-12-26
Billboard written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1953-12-26 with categories.
In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.
The Lodge On Holly Road
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Author : Sheila Roberts
language : en
Publisher: MIRA
Release Date : 2018-07-16
The Lodge On Holly Road written by Sheila Roberts and has been published by MIRA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-16 with Fiction categories.
Revisit the sixth novel in bestselling author Sheila Roberts’ adored Life in Icicle Falls series How Santa Gets His Christmas Spirit Back… James Claussen has played Santa for years, but now that he’s a widower, he’s lost interest—in everything. So his daughter, Brooke, kidnaps him from the mall (in his Santa suit!) and takes him to Icicle Falls. She’s arranged a special Christmas at the lodge owned by long-widowed Olivia Wallace and her son, Eric. And yet…Brooke wants Dad to be happy, but she’s not ready to see someone else’s mommy kissing Santa Claus. Single mom Missy Monroe brings her kids to the lodge, too. Lalla wants a grandma for Christmas, and her brother, Carlos, wants a dog. Missy can’t provide either one. What she’d like is an attractive, dependable man. A man like John Truman… But John’s girlfriend will be joining him in Icicle Falls, and he’s going to propose. Of course, not everything goes as planned. But sometimes the best gifts are the ones you don’t expect! Originally published in 2014
Jolly Old Santa Claus
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Author : George Hinke
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1996
Jolly Old Santa Claus written by George Hinke and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1996 with Children's stories categories.
Santa Claus works with his elves to get the toys ready for Christmas Eve, visits all the boys and girls with his presents for them, and relaxes back at home after his work is done.
Tales Of The Whispering Pines
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Author : J.T. Carruthers
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2018-04-30
Tales Of The Whispering Pines written by J.T. Carruthers and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-04-30 with Fiction categories.
Deep within the whispering pines of Alaska lived a young man named Chris and his daughter, Sapphire. In the five years since he lost the love of his life, Samantha, life just hasn’t been the same. As the years pass, Chris continues his work as a tree farmer and volunteer firefighter. One day after working, he receives a call from dispatch to head to an alarm fire. This is where he meets a beautiful woman named Destiny and her daughter, Holly. Feeling bad for the two, he finds them a place to live at his parent’s bed and breakfast. Slowly, Chris begins to let his guard down and his heart soften. This story is filled with romance and surprises as Chris realizes the journey you take can lead you on a path you never thought was possible—everlasting true love.
A Jolly Jingle Book
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Author : Various
language : en
Publisher: Good Press
Release Date : 2023-08-22
A Jolly Jingle Book written by Various and has been published by Good Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-22 with Poetry categories.
"A Jolly Jingle-Book" by Various. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.
Santa S Secret Sex Journal Jolly Adventures
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Author : Seth Kinstle
language : en
Publisher: Seth Kinstle
Release Date : 2024-03-11
Santa S Secret Sex Journal Jolly Adventures written by Seth Kinstle and has been published by Seth Kinstle this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-03-11 with Fiction categories.
If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.
When Santa Lost His Ho Ho Ho
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Author : Laura Rader
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2008-10-07
When Santa Lost His Ho Ho Ho written by Laura Rader and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.
Holly S Jolly Christmas
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Author : Nancy Krulik
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2009-10-01
Holly S Jolly Christmas written by Nancy Krulik and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
What's better than getting one new Katie story? Getting two! With this Super Special, kids can get into the holiday spirit by following Katie's latest misadventures, first at a Christmas tree farm and then at a Santa's Workshop theme park, where she switcheroos into . . . Well, we won't spoil the surprise, but here's a hint: she doesn't have a red nose but she sure has antlers!