Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself
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Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself
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Author : Adam McClaran
language : en
Publisher: Adam McClaran
Release Date : 2010-10-11
Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself written by Adam McClaran and has been published by Adam McClaran this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-11 with Performing Arts categories.
Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself is a comic monologue written in tribute to the late George Carlin on the topic of religious bullshit in America. Influenced by Carlin, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bill Maher, Monty Python, and the writers of South Park, the author uses constant mockery and absurdist humor on a tour of ridiculous beliefs in America. With devastating logic, Jesus, the most beloved character in all of history, is revealed to be the world's greatest pedophile. After all, if Jesus is God, then everyday he watches billions of children take off their clothes and hundreds of millions of others go poop. Well, the great Poop Inspector would be a pedophile, if only he wasn't merely our imaginary friend. From an invisible man in the sky that watches millions of people masturbate each day, to Jesus ascending into heaven and becoming an astronaut, to Catholics eating Jesus' penis every Sunday, Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself contrasts intense realism with comical religious absurdity in the most ambitious ridicule of religion ever written.
The Crown Of Sanctity
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Author : Daniel O'Connor
language : en
Publisher: Daniel O'Connor
Release Date : 2019-03-04
The Crown Of Sanctity written by Daniel O'Connor and has been published by Daniel O'Connor this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-04 with categories.
2,000 years ago, the Son of God prayed to His Father, “Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.” This prayer, the greatest ever uttered by the lips of man, will not go unanswered. Jesus has revealed to an Italian mystic named Luisa that the time has now at last arrived for its fulfillment; that is, for the restoration of what was destroyed by Adam 6,000 years ago in the Fall of Man. In brief: the entire world is about to be radically transformed like never before in its history. This is probably something you should know about. This book has been written to inform you about the transformation and to enable you to take part in it and hasten it. But this transformation will not be achieved through human effort. It will be given directly from Heaven by way of God's greatest Gift: the Gift of Living in the Divine Will, which is the Crown of Sanctity, and which even now we must all strive to receive. In this sanctity is found The Culmination of Deification, the Fruitfulness of Mystical Marriage, the Aspiration of the Unification of Wills, and the Essence of Marian Consecration. This is none other than the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary promised at Fatima. It is the coming of the Kingdom of God. This is a long book, but its length should turn away no one, as a thorough and detailed table of contents is given so that each reader can easily select only those sections in which he is interested for his perusal. And any reader is sure to find much that interests him. Within these pages is a treasury of resources; not only concerning Luisa's revelations directly, but also on new arguments for God's existence and the truth of Christianity, extensive Catechesis on Private Revelation in general and on the spiritual life in general (including overviews of the greatest teachings on spirituality in the history of the Church), and details on the Era of Peace as revealed to Luisa and many other mystics, visionaries, and seers (Fatima, Medjugorje, Venerable Conchita, Fr. Gobbi, and dozens more). You will not regret reading this book. This is our great hope and our petition: "Your Kingdom come" - a kingdom of peace, justice, and serenity, that will re-establish the original harmony of creation. – Pope St. John Paul II
The Living Word 2015 2016
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Author : Leisa Anslinger
language : en
Publisher: LiturgyTrainingPublications
Release Date :
The Living Word 2015 2016 written by Leisa Anslinger and has been published by LiturgyTrainingPublications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with categories.
This resource provides youth ministers with 15-minute Gospel-oriented activities and reflections designed to help renew the liturgical lives of teens. Following the school calendar, each session offers prayers, Scripture readings, reflections, and catechesis, for every Sunday and Holyday of Obligation from August 3, 2014, to June 28, 2015.
Jesus Wept
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Author : Bruce Marchiano
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-05-11
Jesus Wept written by Bruce Marchiano and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-11 with Religion categories.
Two words. John 11:35. It is the shortest verse in the entire Bible and it reads, "Jesus wept." Have you ever considered the monumental truth behind that verse? Jesus, fully man and fully God, found himself in the midst of human tragedy -- the death of a dear friend -- the death of a dear friend -- and he did what we would do. He cried. In this utterly profound book, Bruce Marchiano explores the head and heart of Jesus to answer questions hurting people have been asking for generations. Where was Jesus when I buried my husband? What was Jesus' reaction when my son was paralyzed? Or when my baby died? Or when the bus overturned? Or the tornado hit? When the terrorists struck on September 11, how did Jesus respond? The answer just might blow you away. Jesus wept.
Love Affair To Remember
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Author : Jennifer Skully
language : en
Publisher: Redwood Valley Publishing LLC
Release Date : 2018-11-23
Love Affair To Remember written by Jennifer Skully and has been published by Redwood Valley Publishing LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-23 with Fiction categories.
What if one night ruined your whole life? In one sizzling night of forbidden passion, Gloria King set fire to her comfortable life and watched it be consumed in the conflagration. The man who lit the match—Parker Hunt. And now Parker is back. More than five years have passed since Parker has seen Gloria, but the passion between them is undeniable. And he’ll do anything to have a new chance to get it right, if only he can convince Gloria to trust her heart. Gloria has pieced her life back together after their forbidden night. But Parker is still the only man in the world with whom Gloria can never look for happiness, no matter how badly she might want it. If only she could resist his magnetism, forget the delicious taste of his kiss and the sweetness of his caress… Can a single night of passion born in shame become a lifetime of love? Anything can happen after office hours… From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author, Jennifer Skully, “Love Affair to Remember”, Book 2 of the Love After Office series, is a standalone sexy, contemporary office romance. REVIEWS FOR THE AUTHOR’S NOVELS “An erotic, emotional adventure of discovery you don’t want to miss.” Lora Leigh, New York Times bestselling author “Super sexy...” Bella Andre, author of The Sullivans series “Kudos … and please continue to turn up the heat!!!” When Pen Met Paper Reviews “Incredibly moving and utterly sensual!” Reader to Reader Reviews “Characters [that] grab you by the throat and won’t let go.” Romance Junkies “knows how to get your pulse racing and your temperature rising!” Romance Reader at Heart
In Christ Alone
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Author : Stuart Townend
language : en
Publisher: Shawnee Press (TN)
Release Date : 2013-05
In Christ Alone written by Stuart Townend and has been published by Shawnee Press (TN) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05 with Choruses, Sacred (Mixed voices, 3 parts) with piano categories.
(Glory Sound Simply Sacred). The increasing treasury of modern hymns and sacred songs by Keith and Kristyn Getty and collaborator Stuart Townend are explored in this new resource designed for choirs of any level. Many of this writing team's biggest successes are included, all lovingly adapted by some of our most gifted arrangers. Music for the entire church year is contained in this collection. Transcending stylistic boundaries, the music and message are home in both contemporary-styled worship venues and traditional programs. Creative instrumental adornments offer additional options for performance while sensitive arranging make this compilation accessible to choirs of any size. Available separately: SAB, Listening CD, Preview Pack (Book/CD Combo), 10-Pack Listening CDs, Instrumental CD-ROM (Score & parts for flute, penny whistle, oboe, acoustic guitar, electric bass, drum set, percussion, violin 1 & 2, viola, cello *Note, instrumentation varies on each song), StudioTrax CD (Accompaniment Only), SplitTrax CD.
Spurgeon S Sermons Volume 07 1861
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Author : Charles Haddon Spurgeon
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2017-05-06
Spurgeon S Sermons Volume 07 1861 written by Charles Haddon Spurgeon and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-06 with Religion categories.
Charles Spurgeon was one of the most evangelical and puritan of protestant minister's in the 19th century. In the seventh volume of these series of sermons: these charismatic and inspiring sermons are enough to encourage, convict and inspire anyone who seeks a closer and more intimate relationship with God.
Nelson S Annual Preacher S Sourcebook Vol 1
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Author : Kent Spann
language : en
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Release Date : 2011-10-04
Nelson S Annual Preacher S Sourcebook Vol 1 written by Kent Spann and has been published by Thomas Nelson Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-04 with Religion categories.
Nelson's Annual Preacher's Sourcebook, Volume 1 is the same sermon planner you have come to depend on for over ten years with a new topical focus.
The Inner Life Of Christ As Revealed In The Gospel Of Matthew 3 Vols
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Author : Joseph Parker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1884
The Inner Life Of Christ As Revealed In The Gospel Of Matthew 3 Vols written by Joseph Parker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1884 with categories.
Dear Child Of Mine
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Author : Deirdre Tolhurst
language : en
Publisher: WestBow Press
Release Date : 2015-10-30
Dear Child Of Mine written by Deirdre Tolhurst and has been published by WestBow Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-30 with Religion categories.
In Dear Child of Mine, Deirdre Tolhurst finds the beauty in each day that passes from conception to birth. Addressing the growth of the baby within and giving God the glory for each of His miraculous works is the mainstay of this powerful devotional. To be read out loud, each devotion begins with sweet words to the baby. The baby is told every day that it is loved and wanted, and the devotion notes what miracles are happening as the child grows. Followed by a prayer, the exciting changes inside the mother are spoken of with adoration of Gods kindness and miraculous ways. A scripture completes the devotion, always bringing the glory back to God. This uniquely personal devotional has lines included each day so the mom can write the feelings and thoughts that captured her own heart at that stage of her pregnancy, making this a beautiful heirloom for generations to enjoy!