Le Me Forever Alone
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Le Me Forever Alone Lagi
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Author : Baro Indra
language : id
Publisher: Loveable
Release Date : 2016-12-01
Le Me Forever Alone Lagi written by Baro Indra and has been published by Loveable this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-01 with Fiction categories.
Bicara Le Me Forever Alone (lagi), buku ini masih bercerita tentang betapa ngenes menjadi seorang jomblo yang hidup di garis kenistaan tanpa adanya pendamping. Menurut Kamus Besar Bahasa Ilang (KBBI) JOMBLO (noun) Kaum yang memilih mencari kebahagiaan (tersendiri) dan memutuskan untuk berjuang demi mewujudkan peradaban baru tanpa ada istilah pacaran di malam Minggu, mungkin lebih tepatnya Sabtu malam. Eit... eits... eits..., tunggu dulu... mungkin lo enggak jadi beli buku ini karena bosen dengar gue selalu mengumbar cerita kehidupan gue yang menyedihkan. Tapi, di buku ketiga gue ini menceritakan pengalaman masa kecil, yang gue pikir sangat bahagia tapi terlihat miris bila dibaca. Berikut ada juga tips ketika lo dipalak atau ketemu preman: • Pura-pura Ngondek. Preman: “Woy! Ada duit enggak lo!” Korban: “Ayam eh ayam… ayaaam... “ Preman: “Duit lo...!” Korban: “Kasarin lagi Adek, Bang! Aduh... Eyke suka, Bang!” Setelah mendengar bahasa ngondek dan gaya lo yang seperti cacing kepanasan, gue yakin si preman bakalan milih buat pergi daripada ngurusin satu orang yang ribet dan banyak gaya, kecuali preman yang lo temuin kayak gini… Preman: “Woy! Ada duit gak lo!” Korban: “Ayam eh ayam… ayaaam.. “ Preman: “Eh ayam juga... ayam juga...” Korban: “Kok ikut ngondek sih?” Preman: “Emberan... akikah refleks, Bang!” Kalau lo akhirnya nemu preman kayak gini, gue yakin lo bakalan dipaksa ikut malak om-om di taman lawang. Terus... terus apa lagi??? Mau tau kelanjutan tips-tips kalau lo dipalak preman? Baca kelanjutan tipsnya di buku Le Me Forever Alone (Lagi!). Jomblo itu bukan status tapi takdir. Jomblo itu takdir bahagia dalam bentuk lain. Buku persembahan penerbit UfukPublishingGroup #Loveable
Le Me Forever Alone
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Author : Baro Indra (@MemeCOMIK)
language : id
Publisher: Loveable
Release Date : 2015-02-01
Le Me Forever Alone written by Baro Indra (@MemeCOMIK) and has been published by Loveable this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-01 with Fiction categories.
Jomblo itu identik sama sendiri. Dan jomblo, nggak akan jauh-jauh dari yang namanya TV. Buat nemenin. Nonton itu, berasa kita lagi ditemenin. Sepintas ada iklan baru yang buat perhatian gue terpaku. Adegannya, ada mas-mas yang mukanya nggak beda jauh sama gayung cebok, lagi lihat pemandangan orang pacaran. Tiba-tiba ada anak kecil celetuk, “Om! Truk aja gandengan, masa Om nggak?” Mood gue langsung turun drastis karena iklan itu bikin gue sadar akan status jomblo gue. Pas gue cari remote mau matiin TV, keingetan iklan tadi. “Remote aja ada yang nyariin, masa elo nggak?” Stres. Gue jalan ke bioskop. Anjrit, ini kenapa bioskop suasananya romantis abis buat pacaran. Yang lain gandengan tangan, gue cuma bisa gandeng handphone. Ya, gue ikhlas. Coba beli tiket. “Mba tiketnya ya, buat film Brontosaurus.” | “Untuk berapa orang mas?” | “Satu, Mbak” | “Paling pojok belakang ya, Mas?” | “Lah, bisa gitu?” | “Iya, Mas. Yang sendirian, tinggal di pojokkan. Atau mau nonton film lain yang masih kosong kursinya?” | “Film apa Mba?” | “Jomblosaurus, Mas.” | “Mmh, sikat jamban.” “Ya Tuhan, ke mana jodohku? Jika memang dia jodohku, tolong dekatkanlah. Jika dia bukan jodohku, tolong direvisi jadi jodohku.” Tapi, gue sadar. Nggak selamanya jomblo itu harus sedih. Nggak selamanya jomblo itu harus ingat masa lalu. Nggak selamanya jomblo itu harus bilang elo nggak laku. Intinya, jodoh itu kayak macet di jalan. Walaupun lama, tapi bakal sampai juga. Ya, walaupun butuh waktu. Itu pun kalo jodoh lo belum dimatiin dari sebelum elo lahir. Hahahaha… Sebuah novel Indonesia karya Baro Indra (@MemeCOMIK) persembahan penerbit Loveable Buku persembahan penerbit UfukPublishingGroup #Loveable
Forever Alone
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Author : Georgia L Decker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1998-03-01
Forever Alone written by Georgia L Decker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-03-01 with categories.
Forever Alone
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Author : Georgia Lee Decker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1999-06-01
Forever Alone written by Georgia Lee Decker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-06-01 with Birmingham (Ala.) categories.
Le Chaevalier D Harmental
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Author : Alexandre Dumas
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1896
Le Chaevalier D Harmental written by Alexandre Dumas and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1896 with Cellamare Conspiracy, 1718 categories.
Le Chevalier D Harmental
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Author : Alexandre Dumas
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1893
Le Chevalier D Harmental written by Alexandre Dumas and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1893 with Cellamare Conspiracy, 1718 categories.
Le Me Gagal Move On
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Author : Baro Indra (@MemeCOMIK)
language : id
Publisher: Loveable
Release Date : 2015-04-01
Le Me Gagal Move On written by Baro Indra (@MemeCOMIK) and has been published by Loveable this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-04-01 with Fiction categories.
Kalo denger kata gagal move on, pasti identik sama yang namanya ‘mantan’. Yang namanya ‘mantan’, pasti nggak bakal jauh sama kenangan masa lalu lo sama dia. Apalagi, pas lo lagi semangat-semangatnya pengin lupain mantan, tiba-tiba dia chat, “Hai”. abis itu, dia telepon “Halo, apa kabar?” masih yakin bisa move on? Pasti bosen denger alasan cewek atau cowok yang mutusin pacarnya pake alasan, “Karena kamu terlalu baik buat aku.” Mending cobain cara gue, nih! “Anu..… aku pengin putus sama kamu, karena kamu terlalu baik buat aku..… by the way, itu pisau buat apaan?” | “Buat latihan jadi orang jahat, ..karena aku terlalu baik buat kamu,..” |“Oh, gitu. .ya udah, lupain yang tadi, yah!..” Buat gue, gagal move on itu hal yang wajar, sama kayak jomblo. Karena menurut gue, ketika lo gagal ngelupain mantan, lo mesti mikir! Karena dia juga gagal buat mencintai lo. Buku persembahan penerbit UfukPublishingGroup #Loveable
Catalog Of Copyright Entries
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Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1967
Catalog Of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1967 with Copyright categories.
Forever Alone
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Author : John Woodall
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-05-12
Forever Alone written by John Woodall and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-12 with Poetry categories.
Forever Alone is the second book of poems written by John Woodall. The book consists of mainly love poems. It also has some other early works from John that shows how he began writing.
Demorest S Monthly Magazine
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1868
Demorest S Monthly Magazine written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1868 with Dressmaking categories.
