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The Merde Factor

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-09-13

The Merde Factor written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-13 with Fiction categories.

Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream, and doing his best not to annoy the French. But recently things have been going très wrong: He's stuck in an apartment so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them in the kitchen. His research into authentic French cuisine is about to cause a national strike - and it could be all his fault. His Parisian business partner is determined to close their tea-room. And thinks that sexually harrassing his female employees is a basic human right. And Paul's gorgeous ex-girlfriend seems to be stalking him. Threatened with eviction, unemployment and bankrupcy, Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan...

Merde

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Author : Genevieve
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 1998-12-09

Merde written by Genevieve and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-12-09 with Foreign Language Study categories.

Explains the meaning of French slang expressions, idioms, epithets, and colloquialisms.

Merde Actually

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-09-04

Merde Actually written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-04 with Fiction categories.

A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: _________________ What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress? In his second comedy of errors, Paul West opens an English tearoom, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour éternel, or will it all end in merde? Author's apology: 'I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer.' Stephen Clarke

Merde Happens

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-09-04

Merde Happens written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-04 with Fiction categories.

Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job: _________________ It involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Paul's French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American poet friend, Jake, whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Paul's Mini. But as the little car battles from New York to Miami, leg-room turns out to be the least of Paul's troubles. His work is being sabotaged, his tour plans are in tatters, and his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone. And as Paul knows better than anyone, when you mix love and war - merde happens...

A Year In The Merde

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-09-04

A Year In The Merde written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-04 with Fiction categories.

What are the French really like? Paul West, a young Englishman arriving in Paris to start a new job, is about to find out. _________________ They do eat a lot of cheese, some of which smells like pigs’ droppings. They don’t wash their armpits with garlic soap. Going on strike really is the second national participation sport after petanque. And, yes, they do use suppositories. Less quaint than A Year in Provence, less chocolatey than Chocolat, A Year in the Merde will tell you how to get served by the grumpiest Parisian waiter; how to make perfect vinaigrette every time; how to make amour - not war; and how not to buy a house in the French countryside.

Merde Actually

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005-07

Merde Actually written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-07 with categories.

Merde Encore

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Author : Genevieve
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 1998-12-09

Merde Encore written by Genevieve and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-12-09 with Humor categories.

Merde Encore! once again provides the spice that makes all those laborious hours of studying the subjunctive imperfect worthwhile--a hilarious guide that is an invaluable key to a richly varied form of expression. 15 line drawings.

Merde

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Author : Ralph A. Lewin
language : en
Publisher: Random House (NY)
Release Date : 1999

Merde written by Ralph A. Lewin and has been published by Random House (NY) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with History categories.

Merdeis an unusual (very unusual) and witty investigation into a subject you may always have wondered about--but didn't know quite what to ask. History, biology, anthropology, culture, animal behavior--all of these are the real subjects of Merde. Why can some animals do it on the run, and others can't? Why does camel dung make good fires? What are the fascinating stories of the dung beetles? Myths and legends, physical features, health and disease, uses for construction and as fertilizers--even nutritional values!--Ralph Lewin writes about them all in the most ingratiating and sophisticated and yet scientific way. Merde is also full of personal adventures and observations, as well as anecdotes and examples. The scattered literature on this subject is voluminous, but until now no one has perused and compiled it all and given it a personal touch, so to speak. It will be hard not to talk about this treasure trove of a book after you've finished it--or perhaps even when you're in the middle of it.

Merde

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Author : Ralph A. Lewin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1999

Merde written by Ralph A. Lewin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Coprolites categories.

Merde Happens

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Author : Stephen Clarke
language : en
Publisher: Black Swan/Carousel/Corgi
Release Date : 2008-03-24

Merde Happens written by Stephen Clarke and has been published by Black Swan/Carousel/Corgi this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-03-24 with Fiction categories.

Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British.Also in the car is Paul s French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American