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Never Entertain During Watermelon Season

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Author : Joe Dyson
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2007-07-01

Never Entertain During Watermelon Season written by Joe Dyson and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-07-01 with Humor categories.

'Never Entertain During Watermelon Season' is the story of an ordinary guy who attempts to become a standup comedian in the San Francisco bay area during the comedy scene of the nineteen-seventies. While told in a fictional format, it actually does follow the real attempt of the author to fulfill his dream. In the process, you will be brought on stage with the author for over a hundred performances, including the actual scripts and real audience reactions. Follow the author, through his secret identity of Tom Icing, for a hilarious romp through the late nineteen-seventies as you discover why you should, 'Never Entertain During Watermelon Season."

You And I Are Intertwined

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Author : Joe Dyson
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-03-03

You And I Are Intertwined written by Joe Dyson and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-03-03 with Humor categories.

""You and I are Intertwined"" is one of the funniest, warm-hearted and ultimately true-to-life stories that you'll read this year! Tom Icing has always been haunted by events that occurred over thirty years ago. Now that he's joined an Internet Social Networking site, he starts receiving Bud Requests from the very people that revolved around those events. (Translation: Old girlfriends start contacting him) What should our married hero do? Better yet, what would YOU do? ""You And I Are Intertwined"" is the sequel to ""Never Entertain During Watermelon Season.".". somewhat.

The King Of The Dad Jokes

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Author : Joe Dyson
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2015-02-08

The King Of The Dad Jokes written by Joe Dyson and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-08 with Humor categories.

An article in The Huffington Post referred to Joe Dyson as "The King of the Dad Jokes" because of his 500 joke filled videos on his Youtube channel, "DysonShow500". Now, Joe is releasing many of those gags in his new joke book, "The King of the Dad Jokes. Let the laughing begin...

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Author : Charles Washko
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2011-10

written by Charles Washko and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10 with categories.

"The Coal Miner"The novel unseals and reveals a few brave shepherds of the coal industry. The saga is a laborious tearjerker, with plenty of room for humorous yarns.' The initial chapter titled, "The Catastrophe," which is a fictitious and tearful description of a tragic disaster that occurred in 1894, near the city of Budapest, Hungary.' A trio of book stars opens an envelope, releasing a small package of ideas to travel to America, via London, England. The sliver of time spent in London combined humor and hysteria.' The journey across the Atlantic Ocean, on a vessel titled, "Goddess Of The Sea," highlighted a triple nuptial, as Double T. Hardluck, Tony Amoto and Charles Washko began tiptoeing through the tulips with their new bribes.' An odyssey to Bethlehem, Pa, to find out why all bathroom supplies suddenly became extinct in Wyoming Valley, Pa.' The introduction of the watermelon to Wyoing Valley, Pa., by Bob Drawinski, a farm boy from Los Angeles, California.' A narrative of the coal miner, and his good pal, the mule.' The tale of "Owie the Bum, coming to the rescue of Swoyersville, Pa., during Christening ceremonies for two streets of the borough.' A singing and dance act takes place. The female performers are Charity Live, Heavenly Darling, and Lois Generalipski. Members of "The Coal Miner's Band" accompany the girls on stage.' A world billiard contest occurs. Two U.S.A. billiard champions arrive in Swoyersville, Pa., to perform and put on a show for the soldiers and coal miners.

Saints And Soccer Balls My Seasons In Italy

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Author : Clare Fleishman
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-04-18

Saints And Soccer Balls My Seasons In Italy written by Clare Fleishman and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-18 with Social Science categories.

The stuff of stereotype--the pious Catholics, the famous Italian famiglia, the bumbling bureaucracy, the smooth Casanova--is fading faster than the value of the dollar in this evocative land. Clare Fleishman dispels the usual suspects and uncovers the truth behind other pressing questions: How do Italians live so long with all those bad habits? Why are there no index cards in Rome? Join the author as she poignantly recalls lessons both serious and silly from her seasons in Italy.

Mark Twain At Your Fingertips

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Author : Mark Twain
language : en
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Release Date : 2009-11-18

Mark Twain At Your Fingertips written by Mark Twain and has been published by Courier Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-11-18 with Literary Collections categories.

One of America's greatest storytellers, Samuel Clemens had something witty and wise to say on just about any topic. Gathered from his classic novels, diary entries, newspaper articles, and correspondence, this collection of wry quips and quotes reflects his keen observations on animals, critics, doctors, laughter, politics, youth, and more.

Iron Butterfly The

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Author : Choon-Ok Jade Harmon
language : en
Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
Release Date : 2011-02-08

Iron Butterfly The written by Choon-Ok Jade Harmon and has been published by Pelican Publishing Company, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-02-08 with Sports & Recreation categories.

Choon-Ok Harmon was born soon after the Korean War, when South Korea was experiencing extreme poverty. This memoir describes the hardships she tried to overcome to achieve a better life. She moves to the U.S. and, through patience and perseverance, pursues her dream of becoming a martial artist.

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight

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Author : Pat and Jack Stewart
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2013-02-26

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight written by Pat and Jack Stewart and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-26 with Biography & Autobiography categories.

A house full of five teenagers and two preteens is a recipe for trouble anywhere, anytime. but when the Stewarts move their clan from mid-America to live in central France, it becomes rip-roaring hilarious, too funny for words. The boisterous high-jinks carry on when the family returns to the deep South to lead a "normal" life. Until grandchildren come along. New challenges arise on each page for this quirky but lovable family. Side-splitting humor is balanced with a strong dose of how to raise kids that will benefit today's modern parents.

Historical Development Of The English Middle Construction

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Author : Nirada Simargool
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005

Historical Development Of The English Middle Construction written by Nirada Simargool and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with categories.

Microfarming For Profit

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Author : Dave DeWitt
language : en
Publisher: Torrey House Press
Release Date : 2014-12-10

Microfarming For Profit written by Dave DeWitt and has been published by Torrey House Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-12-10 with Business & Economics categories.

2015 NEW MEXICO-ARIZONA BOOK AWARD WINNER "This useful, entertaining guide gives prospective microfarmers the dirt on realistic essentials for turning a garden into a money–making enterprise…The author advises on such basics as business plans and sales techniques; profiles a range of actual working microfarms, from flowers to killer bees; and relates hilarious stories from his own microfarming." —PUBLISHERS WEEKLY "No generalities or theory here: this is all applied wisdom—which is why it works so well! Readers who want to turn their few acres into a profitable business venture would do well to turn to Microfarming for Profit as the first approach to turning an idea into reality." —CALIFORNIA BOOKWATCH "DeWitt brings a lifetime of experience to this new guide for those interested in taking their hobby garden to a new level…[he] writes with authority and practicality, making this book an excellent resource for the novice microfarmer." —DESERET NEWS "…delightful…fun to read…a good starting point, and provides valuable information for farming on a very small scale." —MICRO FARM LIFE With wit, expertise, and common sense, Dave DeWitt shows you how to establish a successful microfarm by choosing the most profitable plants and animals to raise and learning to market and sell what you produce. His informative yet conversational style makes you feel you're talking with an expert you already know. Declared the "pope of peppers" by the New York Times, Dave DeWitt is one of the foremost authorities on chile peppers and spicy foods. A food historian and prolific writer, he is the author of over fifty books including gardening guides, food histories, and cookbooks. DeWitt is an associate professor in the College of Agriculture, Consumer, and Environmental Sciences at New Mexico State University, and co-producer of the National Fiery Foods and Barbecue Show, now in its twenty-sixth year. Dave lives with his wife in Albuquerque, New Mexico.