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Not That You Asked
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Author : Steve Almond
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2007-09-11
Not That You Asked written by Steve Almond and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09-11 with Humor categories.
How does Steve Almond get himself into so much trouble? Could it be his incessant moralizing? His generally poor posture? The fact that he was raised by a pack of wolves? Frankly, we haven’t got a clue. What we do know is that Almond has a knack for converting his dustups into essays that are both funny and furious. In (Not that You Asked), he squares off against Sean Hannity on national TV, nearly gets arrested for stealing “Sta-Hard” gel from his local pharmacy, and winds up in Boston, where he quickly enrages the entire population of the Red Sox Nation. Almond is, as they say in Yiddish, a tummler. Almond on personal grooming: “Why, exactly, did I feel it would be ‘sexy’ and ‘hot’ to have my girlfriend wax my chest? I can offer no good answer to this question today. I could offer no good answer at the time.” On sports: “To be a fan is to live in a condition of willed helplessness. We are (for the most part) men who sit around and watch other men run and leap and sweat and grapple each other. It is a deeply homoerotic pattern of conduct, often interracial in nature, and essentially humiliating.” On popular culture: “I have never actually owned a TV, a fact I mention whenever possible, in the hopes that it will make me seem noble and possibly lead to oral sex.” On his literary hero, Kurt Vonnegut: “His books perform the greatest feat of alchemy known to man: the conversion of grief into laughter by means of courageous imagination.” On religion: “Every year, when Chanukah season rolled around, my brothers and I would make the suburban pilgrimage to the home of our grandparents, where we would ring in the holiday with a big, juicy Chanukah ham.” The essays in (Not that You Asked) will make you laugh out loud, or, maybe just as likely, hurl the book across the room. Either way, you’ll find Steve Almond savagely entertaining. Not that you asked. “A pop-culture-saturated intellectual, a kindly grouch, vitriolic Boston Red Sox hater, neurotic new father and Kurt Vonnegut fanatic… [Almond] scores big in every chapter of this must-have collection. Biting humor, honesty, smarts and heart: Vonnegut himself would have been proud.” —— Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
Not That You Asked
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Author : Mark Randall
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2001-05-29
Not That You Asked written by Mark Randall and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-05-29 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Collected writings on booze, smoking, society, education, art and various other things on the decline, by the irreverent, provocative and occasionally witty Philadelphia columnist. Excerpts from Mark Randall's Not That You Asked: On smoking: "…it is a shame we are content with this tedious non-debate about which is better, virtue or vice, instead of the really more interesting topic, namely, the relative virtues to be found among the available vices." On identity politics: "…proponents of identity politics are not really offended by racial inferences…they would only prefer that all of the inferences be complimentary." On city living: "Look upon your stolen wreaths as a kind of donation to the poor and you see that what you lose in Hope, you gain in Charity…In fact, since Charity is regarded as the greatest of virtues, you may flatter yourself to be exchanging your Hope at a profit." On religion: "…anti-Papism is one of those activities that's probably best left to Catholics." On the French: "…I have always tried to defend the French against the usual criticisms…but it is difficult work, hampered right at the outset by the fact that most of the usual criticisms are true." On his own problems: "But how do I reconcile a life that fades out with me typing alone in the basement instead of on a terrace in Majorca, on the phone to a producer, occasionally waving down to Francesca who is sunning herself nude on the pier?"
Not That You Asked
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Author : Andy Rooney
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-07-04
Not That You Asked written by Andy Rooney and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-04 with Humor categories.
Andy Rooney's syndicated newspaper columns and cantankerous "60 Minutes" essays have made him one of the best known curmudgeons in America. Rooney writes about almost everything, boasting in the introduction to Not That You Asked . . . : "There's something in this book that will irritate almost everyone." Andy Rooney once again proves why he is one of America’s favorite curmudgeons. Writing at the top of his form, Rooney covers a plethora of subjects, from getting rid of leftovers to the worst job in the world, from travel tips for the travel industry to the best hotel room he ever had. Andy Rooney has an opinion on everything, and in his inimitably irreverent and crotchety style he voices here those things we’ve always wanted to say but never thought we could get away with. You’ll find yourself smiling and frowning and involuntarily bobbing your head in agreement. Praise for Not That You Asked . . . “As television watchers know, Andrew A. Rooney is a very funny fellow. He can be even funnier in print, as Not That You Asked . . . amply demonstrates.”—The Associated Press “The greatest thing about Andy is that he makes everyone uncomfortable—especially me.”—Don Hewitt, Executive Producer, 60 Minutes “The best of Rooney’s collections of columns so far . . . irreverent and warmhearted, thoughtful and provocative.”—The Orlando Sentinel
Not That You Asked 30 Copy
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Author : Andrew A Rooney, PH.
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1990-05-01
Not That You Asked 30 Copy written by Andrew A Rooney, PH. and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1990-05-01 with categories.
Not That You Asked 12 Copy
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Author : Andrew A Rooney, PH.
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1990-05-01
Not That You Asked 12 Copy written by Andrew A Rooney, PH. and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1990-05-01 with categories.
The Atlantic Monthly
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1898
The Atlantic Monthly written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1898 with American essays categories.
Miracles Of Mercy Or Asked Of God
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Author : Emily P. Leakey
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1884
Miracles Of Mercy Or Asked Of God written by Emily P. Leakey and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1884 with Church work with the poor categories.
Senate Documents
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1882
Senate Documents written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1882 with categories.
New York Superior Court General Term
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1883
New York Superior Court General Term written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1883 with categories.
Temple Bar
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1871
Temple Bar written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1871 with categories.