Old Farts A Spotter S Guide
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Old Farts A Spotter S Guide
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Author : Amos Tinker
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-10-04
Old Farts A Spotter S Guide written by Amos Tinker and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-04 with Humor categories.
This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Farts A Spotter S Guide
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Author : Crai S. Bower
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2008-10-29
Farts A Spotter S Guide written by Crai S. Bower and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-29 with Humor categories.
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Jurassic Farts
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Author : P.U. Rippley
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2015-06-30
Jurassic Farts written by P.U. Rippley and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-30 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Farts In The Wild
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Author : H. W. Smeldit
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-01-25
Farts In The Wild written by H. W. Smeldit and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
The Big Book Of Farts
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Author : James Carlisle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-21
The Big Book Of Farts written by James Carlisle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-21 with Humor categories.
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Farts Around The World
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Author : August O'Phwinn
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2011-10-05
Farts Around The World written by August O'Phwinn and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-05 with Humor categories.
What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
A Guide To Farts
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Author : Igloo Books
language : en
Publisher: Igloo Books
Release Date : 2018-12-04
A Guide To Farts written by Igloo Books and has been published by Igloo Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-12-04 with Humor categories.
Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.
Drag Teen
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Author : Jeffery Self
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2016-04-26
Drag Teen written by Jeffery Self and has been published by Scholastic Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-26 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
When life's a drag, you've gotta drag it up. JT feels like his life's hit a dead end. It looks like he'll always be stuck in Florida. His parents are anti-supportive. And his boyfriend, Seth, seems to be moving toward a bright future a long way from home.Scholarship money is nonexistent. After-school work will only get JT so far. There's only one shot for him -- to become the next Miss Drag Teen in New York City.The problem with that? Well, the only other time JT tried drag (at a school talent show), he was booed off the stage. And it's not exactly an easy drive from Florida to New York. But JT isn't going to give up. He, Seth, and their friend Heather are going to drag race up north so JT can capture the crown, no matter how many feisty foes he has to face. Because when your future is on the line, you have to be in it to win it, one fraught and fabulous step at a time.
Aesop S Fables
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Author : Jerry Pinkney
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2000-09
Aesop S Fables written by Jerry Pinkney and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-09 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
In this elegantly designed volume, more than 60 of Aesop's timeless fables are humorously retold and brought to life by four-time Caldecott Honor winner Jerry Pinkney. Full color.
Cal Osha Pocket Guide For The Construction Industry
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-01-05
Cal Osha Pocket Guide For The Construction Industry written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-01-05 with categories.
The Cal/OSHA Pocket Guide for the Construction Industry is a handy guide for workers, employers, supervisors, and safety personnel. This latest 2011 edition is a quick field reference that summarizes selected safety standards from the California Code of Regulations. The major subject headings are alphabetized and cross-referenced within the text, and it has a detailed index. Spiral bound, 8.5 x 5.5"