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Revenge Aroni
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Jersey Devil Press
Release Date : 2016-04-01
Revenge Aroni written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Jersey Devil Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-01 with Fiction categories.
Six months ago, Thor, the former Norse God of Thunder – along with the motley crew of political clones and cyborgs and psychic squirrels he calls his friends – saved the world. And, in a wholly unprecedented move, this time the world stayed saved. The frozen head of Walt Sidney is not happy about that. Like, at all. The bodiless businessman has pit his two top men against each other and sent them after the group, in a contest to see who can out-murder who. Because vengeance is a dish best served lukewarm and out of a can, heated over the smoldering remains of your enemies. Also, vengeance should be eaten with an officially-licensed Lindsey Louse Spearin’ Spork for maximum vengeance-ing. The fourth book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, REVENGE-ARONI is smart, vulgar, and quite simply and with absolutely zero hyperbole, the single best post-apocalyptic book about borderline inept, mercenary heroes you will ever read. Filled with gallows humor and inventive swearing and run-on sentences, as well as sex, drugs, violence, and blatant attacks on artisanal coffee, REVENGE-ARONI will surely be looked back on as the piece of literature that saved humanity from both itself and the inevitable uprising of homicidal crab-people.
Black Hole Son
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Jersey Devil Press
Release Date : 2018-03-04
Black Hole Son written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Jersey Devil Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03-04 with Fiction categories.
From living god Eirik Gumeny (CRACKED, THE NEW YORK TIMES) comes BLACK HOLE, SON! The fifth and final book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series! Following the events of REVENGE-ARONI, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog -- assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks -- and hilariousness and terrible awryness -- ensue. A note to new readers: This is not for you. This is not the place to start fresh. (You're gonna want to click on one of the links below for that; Book One, Two, or Three should work just fine.) This here is a coda to the last ten years of EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE. A swan song, a last waltz, a tearful goodbye. BLACK HOLE, SON! is for the folks who want to see how it all ends. Not well, obviously. P.S. BLACK HOLE, SON! is also the shortest book in the series. More of a novella, really. A little shy of 25K words. So, you know, be ready for that.
The Greatest Gatsby
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Norway's Bravest Son
Release Date : 2021-04-20
The Greatest Gatsby written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Norway's Bravest Son this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-20 with Fiction categories.
Experience F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic Jazz Age novel of lost love, wild parties, and the impossible promise of the American Dream the way it was almost certainly never meant to be: with mercenaries, shadowy government agencies, meditations on violence, death, and masculinity, and a much more rewarding love story for Nick and Jordan. Oh, and also? Secret international cabals of werewolf assassins. Nick Carraway, a traumatized soldier trying to escape his past, moves to Long Island in search of a new – and quiet – future. Instead, he’s drawn into the increasingly tangled orbits of his cousin Daisy, lovelorn and imprisoned by her past; her husband Tom, a jackbooted corporate fixer; the alluring and sardonic Jordan Baker; and, of course, his neighbor Gatsby, a millionaire playboy renowned for his excess as much as the mysteries surrounding him. What follows is a stirring (and still surprisingly familiar) tale of romance, revelations, reefer, redemption – and revenge.
Dead Presidents
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Jersey Devil Press
Release Date : 2014-01-01
Dead Presidents written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Jersey Devil Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-01 with Fiction categories.
Thor, former Norse God of Thunder, has returned to his day job at the Secaucus Holiday Inn, surlier than ever. His Google alert for "Ragnarok" is bringing in fewer and fewer results, and he's beginning to think that the Twilight of the Gods might never come to free him from the hellish nightmare that is minimum-wage customer service. But then Timmy, a telekinetic, telepathic super-squirrel, comes skittering back into Thor's life, bruised and slightly smoking after having his tail handed to him by a two-hundred-year-old mad scientist in a robotic exoskeleton. The rodent needs help, and, despite his best intentions, that help is going to have to be Thor and his friends Chester A. Arthur XVII and Queen Victoria XXX. DEAD PRESIDENTS, the second book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, continues where the first one left off, following Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, zombies, mad scientists, rhinos with lasers, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, DEAD PRESIDENTS puts the "doody" in doomsday and the "ha" in worldwide annihilation.
Exponential Apocalypse
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Jersey Devil Press
Release Date : 2014-01-01
Exponential Apocalypse written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Jersey Devil Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-01 with Fiction categories.
There had been twenty-two apocalypses to date. There were now four distinct variations of humanity roaming the earth – six, if you counted the undead. It had been suggested that there really should have been a new word to describe "the end of everything forever," but most people had stopped noticing, much less caring, after the tally hit double digits. Not to mention the failure of "forever" in living up to its potential. The last apocalypse wasn't even considered a cataclysm by most major governments. It was just a Thursday. EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the tender, heart-stirring tale of crappy jobs, a slacker cult, an alcoholic Aztec god, reconstituted world leaders, werewolves, robots, and the shenanigans of multiple persons living after the twentieth-aught end of the world. Fast-paced, frenetic, funny, and frequently fond of other f-words, EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the only book that will have you looking forward to the end of the world.
Beggars Would Ride
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Author : Eirik Gumeny
language : en
Publisher: Norway's Bravest Son Publishing House
Release Date : 2022-09-30
Beggars Would Ride written by Eirik Gumeny and has been published by Norway's Bravest Son Publishing House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-09-30 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
An atompunk amalgamation of PREY, STATION ELEVEN, and THE MANDALORIAN, from the cult-favorite author of the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series. After a secret rendezvous goes fatally awry, store-crossed lovers Rhea and Wren, sixteen-year-olds from opposite sides of the last truck stop in existence, find themselves hunted and on the run, forced to survive in the post-utopian wreckage of an alien-blighted civilization. They'll need to face down the impossible threats of a neverending desert, the atomic insects and sandstorms and the barren nothingness of a world rusted sharp, in search of a city that shouldn't be. The nights are long and the odds are bad, but Wren and Rhea wouldn't have it any other way. They're finally free, reveling in being alone, and together. But happiness is never easy at the end of everything, and soon enough – and with some unexpected help – the teenagers stumble upon a series of cascading discoveries that upend everything they thought they knew, leaving them reeling, reconsidering, and forced to reckon with what they owe the ones they left behind.
Slappy S Revenge Goosebumps The Movie
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Author : Jason Heller
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2015-08-25
Slappy S Revenge Goosebumps The Movie written by Jason Heller and has been published by Scholastic Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
THE GOOSEBUMPS MOVIE captures the chills, thrills, and giggles of Scholastic's original bestselling series. Jack Black stars as author R. L. Stine.Get inside the twisted but hilarious brain of Slappy, the genius dummy who is undoubtedly R. L. Stine's most nefarious creation. This is Slappy's exclusive tell-all on how to wreak havoc and make mayhem. Kids will learn all his sinister and spooky secrets -- plus Slappy's favorite jokes, quizzes, top-ten lists, and much more. It's everything kids need to make some serious mischief.
Goosebumps Slappy S Revenge Twisted Tricks From The World S Smartest Dummy
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Author : R.L. Stine
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Release Date : 2016-01-07
Goosebumps Slappy S Revenge Twisted Tricks From The World S Smartest Dummy written by R.L. Stine and has been published by Scholastic UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-01-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
They're baa-ack! Make way for the bestselling children's series of all time! With a fresh new look, GOOSEBUMPS is set to scare a whole new generation of kids. So reader beware--you're in for a scare! Get inside the twisted but hilarious brain of Slappy, the genius dummy who is undoubtedly R. L. Stine's most nefarious creation. This is Slappy's exclusive tell-all on how to wreak havoc and make mayhem. Kids will learn all his sinister and spooky secrets -- plus Slappy's favorite jokes, quizzes, top-ten lists, and much more. It's everything kids need to make some serious mischief.
The Flaw In Raffaele S Revenge Mills Boon Modern
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Author : Annie West
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2016-07-01
The Flaw In Raffaele S Revenge Mills Boon Modern written by Annie West and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-07-01 with Fiction categories.
A fragile beauty that tamed the beast within... Relentless Italian Raffaele Petri needs reclusive researcher Lily Nolan to see his revenge plans come to fruition. But the damaged beauty is feisty, argumentative and all-too intriguing to be ignored!
The Revenge
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Author : Charlotte Maclay
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
The Revenge written by Charlotte Maclay and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with categories.