Scottish Jokes
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The Little Book Of Scottish Jokes
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Author : Greig Findlay
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-11-09
The Little Book Of Scottish Jokes written by Greig Findlay and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-09 with Humor categories.
If you’re Scottish, you like a wee joke. Aye, and you can take one just as well. Packed with the very best one-liners and yarns from the land of the brave, The Little Book of Scottish Jokes will get you guffawing in no time.
The World S Best Scottish Jokes
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Author : Des MacHale
language : en
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
Release Date : 1993
The World S Best Scottish Jokes written by Des MacHale and has been published by Trafalgar Square Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1993 with National characteristics, Scottish categories.
Scottish Jokes
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Author : Chris Findlater
language : en
Publisher: Waverley Books Limited
Release Date : 2014-06-11
Scottish Jokes written by Chris Findlater and has been published by Waverley Books Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-11 with Scotland categories.
Scottish Jokes takes an irreverent view of Scotland and the Scots, and pokes fun, in a light-hearted way, at a nation renowned for its sense of humour - because it is free!
Why Did The Haggis Cross The Road And Other Scottish Jokes
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Author : Stuart McLean
language : en
Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing
Release Date : 2008-06-30
Why Did The Haggis Cross The Road And Other Scottish Jokes written by Stuart McLean and has been published by Crombie Jardine Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-06-30 with Humor categories.
When the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new, and some are a few specimens found on that internet thingy which have been massaged to make them almost funny.
The Best Ever Book Of Scottish Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of Scottish Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Scottish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Scottish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Scottish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Scottish Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Scottish Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Scottish Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Scottish Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Scottish Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Tiny Book Of Scottish Jokes
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Author : Des MacHale
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2000-10-16
Tiny Book Of Scottish Jokes written by Des MacHale and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-10-16 with Miniature books categories.
From kilts and haggis to whisky and thriftiness, this hilarious collection of Scottish jokes is guaranteed to amuse those both north and south of the border. Heard the one about the Scottish obscene telephone caller? (He got caught because he kept reversing the charges.) What does a Scotsman think of Irish whiskey? It's useful stuff if you run short of water for diluting scotch... With Graham Thompson's wickedly appropriate cartoons, this is an irresistible and hilarious book which is part of the Tiny Book of Jokes series.
Scottish Jokes
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Author : Hugh Morrison
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2014-01-26
Scottish Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-26 with Humor categories.
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Och! It's no that dark! 'Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles' is a collection of Scots humour with jokes old and new, and some so old that everyone's forgotten about them and will think they're new again! Have fun with this wee book of gentle laughs, with all the usual characters from Scottish funny stories: tight-fisted Highlanders, whisky-loving Glaswegians, pompous Englishmen, confused American tourists, stuck up Edinburghians and pious pillars of the kirk. If you like quick fire Scottish jokes or longer funny stories in the style of Ronnie Corbett's monologues, you'll love this book.
Tartan Titters
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Author : Allan Morrison
language : en
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Release Date : 2008-10
Tartan Titters written by Allan Morrison and has been published by Black & White Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10 with Scotland categories.
'Tartan Titters ' brings together the best jokes in the land for the very first time, and proves beyond doubt that Scotland is one of the friendliest and funniest nations on Earth.
Really Wicked Scottish Jokes
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1998
Really Wicked Scottish Jokes written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with English wit and humor categories.
One of a series of six "really wicked" joke books, this title is full ofokes about the English' age-old rivals across the border.
Mr Punch S Scottish Humour
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Author : Various
language : en
Publisher: DigiCat
Release Date : 2022-06-02
Mr Punch S Scottish Humour written by Various and has been published by DigiCat this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-02 with Humor categories.
Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour is a part of Punch Library of Humour, a book series of volumes of selected Punch Magazine sketches, described as cream of Scotland's national humor, contributed by the masters of the comic draughtsmanship and popular wits of the age to 'Punch'. The work is edited by Sir John Alexander Hammerton. Around seventy-five percent of the jokes appearing in Punch came from Scotsmen, so it is a reasonable assumption that the bulk of the accounts in this collection have originated from the north of the border. The text prepares the reader to laugh with "Mr. Punch" at this collection of Scottish humor. Expressing the objective, the text states that it was "Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day."