Sh T My Cat Says
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Sh T My Cat Says
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Author : Inc Peter Pauper Press
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-11
Sh T My Cat Says written by Inc Peter Pauper Press and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11 with categories.
I live with an awesome cat, kind of a hairball-hacking version of Lewis Black. His job is eat, sleep, and talk a lot of sh*t. My job is to serve . . . and write down the sh*t he says. From kittys take on belled collars to his lack of empathy for allergy sufferers and vegans, this mini treasury of feline witpacked with hilarious illustrationsis the straight poop scooped.
Sh T Bag
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Author : Xena Knox
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2023-06-22
Sh T Bag written by Xena Knox and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-06-22 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
COSMOPOLITAN'S BEST NEW BOOKS OUT IN JUNE 2023 'Funny, direct ... and romantic' - The Guardian 'Compelling and insightful' - Glamour 'Whip-smart' - Irish Independent 'Come along with me on this sh!tty ride or bail out now. It's your choice . . .' When Freya collapses and wakes up with a temporary ileostomy bag on her stomach, her dreams of the perfect summer go down the toilet. Instead of partying in the Algarve, she's packed off to 'Poo Camp' - a place for kids with bowel disease to 'bond'. And things can only get worse. Someone has started calling her 'Sh!t Bag' . . . and it's catching on. Freya decides to live up to the nickname, raging at her friends, her ex and the world. Only her campmate Chris seems to see past her new attitude . . . Can Freya get her sh!t together or will she end up with just her bag by her side? A fresh, fierce and funny story about what happens when life literally goes to sh!t.
The Sh T No One Tells You
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Author : Dawn Dais
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-06-04
The Sh T No One Tells You written by Dawn Dais and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-04 with Family & Relationships categories.
A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.
The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy
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Author : Dawn Dais
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-11-07
The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy written by Dawn Dais and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-07 with Health & Fitness categories.
The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You
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Author : Awesome Cats
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-05-11
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You written by Awesome Cats and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-11 with categories.
Funny offensive tongue in cheek Journal Diary "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You" is a perfect gift idea for any Cat mom or Cat dad, or cat lovers. This Journal Diary features a cover with the quote "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You with a Paw Print. It features a 100 page interior of blank lined journal paper. The perfect place to write all of the stuff you and your cat talk shit about!
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You
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Author : Awesome Cats
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-05-15
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You written by Awesome Cats and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-15 with categories.
Funny offensive tongue in cheek Notepad "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You" is a perfect gift idea for any cat mom or cat dad, or cat lovers. This Notepad features a cover with the quote "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You with a Paw Print. It features a 100 page interior of lined paper. The perfect place to write all of the stuff you and your cat talk shit about!
Get Your Sh T Together
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Author : Ruth Field
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-05-16
Get Your Sh T Together written by Ruth Field and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-16 with Self-Help categories.
THE B!TCH IS BACK . . . . . . and she's brought The Grit Doctor along for the ride WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDBAG? *To Do lists scrawled on the back of receipts *An unpaid bill *Half a chocolate bar, covered in fluff Is your handbag a metaphor for the rest of your life? Has becoming a capable, poised grown-up turned out to be more complicated than you imagined? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, and if you're tired of the crappy stuff in life grinding you down, then it's time to stop whining and GET YOUR SH!T TOGETHER. With this funny, frank and tough-talking guide, Ruth Field and The Grit Doctor will help you: *Tackle daunting problems like a fearless superwoman *Figure out what you want from life and find the courage to GO FOR IT *Learn how to get more sh!t done in less time *Stop feeling bad about your less-than-perfect life. (Because perfection's overrated anyway.) SHE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RUN, NOW SHE'S GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR LIFE.
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You
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Author : Basic Stitches
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-09-10
My Cat And I Talk Shit About You written by Basic Stitches and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-10 with categories.
Some people might think it's weird, but your cat gets you. He or she is there when you need to talk trash about basic b****s or dumb people. This makes a great gift idea for a girlfriend who is a crazy cat lady that has full on conversations with her pet. The journal cover has a design on this funny cat owner gift says My cat and I talk shit about you with a graphic image of an adorable kitty next to the words. This smart kitten is just as sassy as its parent. Features: 100 pages 6 x 9 page size Lined pages with Hashmarks for dates Cream/Ivory colored paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover This is a great unique gift idea under $10 for: Christmas present Cheap stocking stuffer idea Gift for crazy cat ladies
The Sh T No One Tells You About Baby 2
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Author : Dawn Dais
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2016-10-25
The Sh T No One Tells You About Baby 2 written by Dawn Dais and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-25 with Family & Relationships categories.
The third book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series covers all a parent needs to know once the reality of having two children settles in. Around the time your first baby turns a year old your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent these thoughts don't make you break out in hives. Before you know it, you are dressing your first child in "I'm Going to be a Big Sister!" T-shirts and catalog-shopping for bunk beds. This will be fantastic! But then that familiar morning sickness kicks in. And your adorable 18-month-old transforms into a two-year-old terror. That's when those hives start to return. With Dawn Dais's trademark witty banter, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 includes chapters such as "You Have Officially Lost Control of the Situation," "Siblings Aren't Nearly as Adorable as You Imagined," "You'll Have a Favorite," and "Having Kids Looks a Lot Easier on TV."
The Sh T No One Tells You About Toddlers
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Author : Dawn Dais
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-09-15
The Sh T No One Tells You About Toddlers written by Dawn Dais and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-15 with Family & Relationships categories.
They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is -- again -- offering real advice for parents of growing children. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?" Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.