The Best Ever Book Of British Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of British Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of British Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Irish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of British Citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of British Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of British Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one British joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many British jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do British Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a British Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The British Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the British Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do British Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of English Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of English Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of English jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of English Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of English Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one English joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many English jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do English Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a English Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The English Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the English Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do English Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Joke Book Period
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Author : William Donohue
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-11
The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11 with Humor categories.
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-01
The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
The Great British Joke N Puzzle Book
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Author : Mark Pullen
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2015-03-15
The Great British Joke N Puzzle Book written by Mark Pullen and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-15 with Performing Arts categories.
A book that will have you in fits of laughter with pages hilarious spoof ads that will have you in stitches, along with cartoons, jokes, funny pics designed for similar effect, Just one look at front and rear cover should get you in the mood for it all. The book contains 84 pages in total, half of it is all the really funny stuff that makes the book so appealing to wide range of audiences both young and old. The other half is things like sudukos, crosswords, brainteasers, riddles, wordsearches, etc, that may look more sobering, but will keep you entertained for hours on end, This book id defintely unique and different and even if it is not your type of thing, it would make an ideal gift for anyone with any sensse of humour at all and / or anyone who enjoys doing puzzles. We currently have a Press Release about this book, our backlink to it is http: //www.pressreleaseplace.co.uk/category/uk-new
The Book Of Jokes
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Author : Momus
language : en
Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press
Release Date : 2009
The Book Of Jokes written by Momus and has been published by Dalkey Archive Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Fiction categories.
Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
101 Foolproof Jokes To Use In Case Of Emergency
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Author : Adam Kisiel
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-01-06
101 Foolproof Jokes To Use In Case Of Emergency written by Adam Kisiel and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-01-06 with categories.
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where a good joke was the best thing to say, but you could not remember any? Whether on a date, a family reunion or simply when hanging out with your friends, this handy collection of one hundred and one good jokes is what you need for that to never happen again.Keep it on your Kindle reader, and do not hesitate to use it in case of an emergency!--A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly."Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!""Nine..."
Horrid Henry S All Time Favourite Joke Book
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Author : Francesca Simon
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-03-15
Horrid Henry S All Time Favourite Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-15 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Laugh your head off with Horrid Henry, his family, friends and enemies as they present more hilarious, ridiculously ribtickling jokes.
English Humour For Beginners
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Author : George Mikes
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2016-06-02
English Humour For Beginners written by George Mikes and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-02 with Social Science categories.
'To write a book is hard; to write a funny book is harder; to write a funny book both wise and funny is the prerogative of Mr. Mikes' The Times _________________________ If you want to succeed here you must be able to handle the English sense of humour. So proclaims George Mikes' timeless exploration of this curious phenomenon. Whether it's understatement, self-deprecation or plain cruelty, the three elements he identifies as essential to our sense of humour, being witty here is a way of life. Perfectly placed as an adopted Englishman himself, Mikes delivers his shrewd advice - helpfully divided into 'Theory' and 'Practice' - with a comic precision that does his chosen country proud. Drawing on a trove of examples from our rich comic canon, from Orwell ("Every joke is a tiny revolution") to Oscar Wilde, this is the essential handbook for natives and foreigners alike. Mrs Kennedy: "I don't think, Mr Churchill, that I have told you anything about my grandchildren." Winston Churchill: "For which, madam, I am infinitely grateful."
Cheer Up Britain
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1977
Cheer Up Britain written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1977 with categories.