The Best Ever Book Of Football Fan Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of Football Fan Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-19
The Best Ever Book Of Football Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever
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Author : Joe King
language : en
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
Release Date : 2024-05-02
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and has been published by Andersen Press Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-02 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
The Christmas Football Quiz Book Joke Book Fact Book
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Author : Matt Maguire
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2014-10-28
The Christmas Football Quiz Book Joke Book Fact Book written by Matt Maguire and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-28 with Soccer categories.
UPDATED with lots of new puzzles and picture quizzes! The perfect formation of fun, knowledge, and fire power - this book is the essential gift for any football fan. Packed full of jokes that are so good (and so very, very bad) that they are worthy of even the finest Christmas cracker. Brimming with quizzes that will have you scratching your head. But when you get the right answer, you can do that goal celebration you've been planning, right there in front of the TV. Stuffed with facts - fascinating, fun and mostly true - which will take you to the Champions League of Football Knowledge. You can even tell your mates, and pretend you knew them all already. Surely the best Xmas book about football ever!
The World S Best Football Jokes
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Author : Edward Phillips
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2016-06-30
The World S Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-30 with Humor categories.
Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.
Football Jokes
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Author : Macmillan Adult's Books
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2014-06-05
Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-05 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
The Best Ever Book Of Soccer Fan Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-19
The Best Ever Book Of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of soccer fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one soccer fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many soccer fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do soccer fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A soccer fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Soccer fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the soccer fan.The soccer fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the soccer fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do soccer fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Best 100 Football Jokes
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Maximilian Paule
Release Date : 2014-09-26
Best 100 Football Jokes written by and has been published by Maximilian Paule this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-26 with Humor categories.
100 Football jokes to make your days better! The best 100 football jokes carefully picked up so you will burst yourself laughing! Perfect to entertain your friends in a bar while drinking a beer or to tease your buddy about his favorite team(just change the name of the team). 100% guaranteed laughter!
Match Joke Book
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Author : MATCH
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2019-10-03
Match Joke Book written by MATCH and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-03 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.
The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever
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Author : Joe King
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-06
The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-06 with categories.
What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
Florida Football Dirty Joke Book
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Author : Rich Sims
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2015-02-24
Florida Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-24 with Humor categories.
A funny joke book about Florida Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Florida fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.