The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Armenians
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The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Armenians
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Author : Mark Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-04-23
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Armenians written by Mark Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-23 with categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Armenians is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Armenians appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Armenian knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Armenian, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Armenians. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
The Best Ever Guide To Getting Out Of Debt For Armenians
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-10-09
The Best Ever Guide To Getting Out Of Debt For Armenians written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-09 with Business & Economics categories.
The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Armenians: Hundreds of Ways to Ditch Your Debt, Manage Your Money and Fix Your Finances is a groundbreaking resource filled with hundreds of strategies that will totally transform your life. The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Armenians is filled with so many tips that even if you only implement a few of the ideas suggested, you'll still be able to repay your debts years sooner than would be otherwise possible. You'll discover how to:• Reduce the amount of interest you pay on your credit cards • Get your credit card companies to cut your interest rates • Save money and eliminate wasteful spending without totally changing your lifestyle • Have friends and relatives help you achieve your goals without giving you money • Reduce your living expenses • Pay less for almost everything you buy. This book is different than the other books on the market because it doesn't just offer a single strategy. It offers multiple methodologies that have all been proven to work. Since you're not locked into a single strategy, you can implement the ideas that suit you. Ask yourself: Do you want to get out of debt and live the life you want, or do you want to continue struggling while others use your money get richer?
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Armenians
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-07-21
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Armenians written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-21 with Business & Economics categories.
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Armenians: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Armenians waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Armenians is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Armenians won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Armenian who wastes money?
The Best Ever Book Of Armenian Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Armenian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Armenian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Armenian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Armenian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Armenian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Armenian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Armenians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Armenian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Armenian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Armenian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Armenians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Andorran Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Andorran Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Andorran jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Andorran Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Andorran Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Andorran joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Andorran jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Andorrans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Andorran and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Andorran brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Andorran who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Andorrans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Azerbaijani Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Azerbaijani Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Azerbaijani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Azerbaijani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Azerbaijani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Azerbaijani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Azerbaijani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Azerbaijanis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Azerbaijani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Azerbaijani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Azerbaijani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Azerbaijanis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Afghan Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Afghan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Afghani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Afghani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Afghani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Afghani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Afghani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Afghanis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Afghani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Afghani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Afghani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Afghanis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Antiguan Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Antiguan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Antiguan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Antiguan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Antiguan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Antiguan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Antiguan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Antiguans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Antiguan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Antiguan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Antiguan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Antiguans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Angolan Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Angolan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Angolan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Angolan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Angolan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Angolan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Angolan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Angolans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Angolan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Angolan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Angolan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Angolans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Algerian Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-09-25
The Best Ever Book Of Algerian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-25 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Algerian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Algerian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Algerian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Algerian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Algerian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Algerians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Algerian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Algerian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Algerian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Algerians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***