The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1
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The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1
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Author : Farrar Browne Charles Farrar Browne
language : en
Publisher: 1st World Publishing
Release Date : 2007-12
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1 written by Farrar Browne Charles Farrar Browne and has been published by 1st World Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12 with Literary Collections categories.
There is a story of two "smart" Yankees, one named Hosea and the other Hezekiah, who met in an oyster shop in Boston. Said Hosea, "As to opening oysters, why nothing's easier if you only know how." "And how's how?" asked Hezekiah. "Scotch snuff," replied Hosea, very gravely-"Scotch snuff. Bring a little of it ever so near their noses, and they'll sneeze their lids off." "I know a man who knows a better plan," observed Hezekiah. "He spreads the bivalves in a circle, seats himself in the centre, reads a chapter of Artemus Ward to them, and goes on until they get interested. One by one they gape with astonishment at A. Ward's whoppers, and as they gape my friend whips 'em out, peppers away, and swallows 'em."
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1
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Author : Ward Artemus
language : en
Publisher: Hardpress Publishing
Release Date : 2016-06-21
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1 written by Ward Artemus and has been published by Hardpress Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-21 with categories.
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The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1 Esprios Classics
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-03
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Charles Farrar Browne (April 26, 1834 - March 6, 1867) was an American humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward, which as a character, an illiterate rube with "Yankee common sense", Browne also played in public performances. He is considered to be America's first stand-up comedian. His birth name was Brown but he added the "e" after he became famous. Browne was born in Waterford, Maine. He began his career as a compositor and occasional contributor to the daily and weekly journals. In 1858, in The Plain Dealer newspaper (Cleveland, Ohio), he published the first of the "Artemus Ward" series, which, in collected form, achieved great popularity in both America and England.
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1 Essays Sketches And Letters
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
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The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Essays Sketches And Letters
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
Release Date : 2022-12-09
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The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward
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Author : Charles Farrar Browne
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004-06-01
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Altho I hankerd intensly arter the objeck of my affecshuns, I darsunt tell her of the fires which was rajin in my manly Buzzum. I'd try to do it but my tung would kerwollup up agin the roof of my mowth stick thar, like deth to a deseast Afrikan or a country postmaster to his offiss, while my hart whanged agin my ribs like a old fashioned wheat Flale agin a barn floor.
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 1
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-08-07
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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward - Part 1: Large Print By Artemus Ward "Never mind," sez Albert Edard, "I'm glad to see you, Mister Ward, at all events," & he tuk my hand so plesunt like & larfed so sweet that I fell in love with him to onct. He handid me a segar & we sot down on the Pizarro & commenst smokin rite cheerful. "Wall," sez I, "Albert Edard, how's the old folks?" "Her Majesty & the Prince are well," he sed. "Duz the old man take his Lager beer reglar?" I inquired. The Prince larfed & intermatid that the old man didn't let many kegs of that bevridge spile in the sellar in the coarse of a year. We sot & tawked there sum time abowt matters & things, & bimeby I axed him how he liked bein Prince as fur as he'd got. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 7 Miscellaneous
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
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The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 3 Stories And Romances
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Author : Artemus Ward
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 3 Stories And Romances written by Artemus Ward and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with categories.
The Complete Works Of Artemus Ward Part 6
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Author : Charles Farrar Browne
language : en
Publisher: Alpha Edition
Release Date : 2022-01-18
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