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The Funniest Bdsm Personal Ads
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Author : Phil G
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-06-18
The Funniest Bdsm Personal Ads written by Phil G and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-18 with categories.
Two free bonus books are also included in this publication. In this publication you get (and in the following order): 1. The World's Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads 2. The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads 3. Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl Here are some samples from the first two entertaining kinky, BDSM personals books: * I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there. * I am a one girl kinda girl. * My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music. * Spread legs not lies. * 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet. * I'm not fat, I'm cuddly. * Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married. * I'm a nibbler! * I'm a very young 72. * Sometimes only a spanking will do the job. Book #3, "Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl " "Just get to the spanking already!" How often do you read a spanking story and get tired of the long, boring build-up? Well no long boring build ups to all the spankings in this book. This pretty masochistic BDSM slave girl makes her living from getting the spankings other girls can't take. And man can she ever take a long, hard spanking. This book gives you all the sexually exciting details of her spank-filled life. Publisher's Note: This publication, or parts of this publication, contain explicit sexual content and situations that some readers may find objectionable, such as anal play, BDSM theme and content, including but not limited to bondage, spanking, submission and dominance.
The Funniest Bdsm Personal Ads
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Author : Phil G
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-02-02
The Funniest Bdsm Personal Ads written by Phil G and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-02 with categories.
Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book: * I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me. * Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you. * I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there. * I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up. * I am a one girl kinda girl. * My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music. * Spread legs not lies. * 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet. * I'm not fat, I'm cuddly. * Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married. * I'm a very young 72. * Sometimes only a spanking will do the job. Two free bonus books are included in this book (making it a $20.85 value!) Your books are presented in the following order: 1) Cindy's Punishment (Mistress/female slave spanking/domination story.) 2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads (For kinky and non-kinky personal ads.) 3) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads Publisher's Note: This publication contains explicit sexual content and BDSM related situations.
The World S Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-01-29
The World S Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads written by Phil G. and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-29 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.
This book presents a variety of funny, sexually stimulating and otherwise unique kinky personal ads and ad excerpts. It's a fun way to peak into this culture. Here are a few of the hundreds in the book: This book includes two free bonus books (making it an $20.85 total value!) Your books are presented in this order: 1) The Spanking of Captive Women by the Inquisition at Bziers 2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads 3) The World's Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads This is your Mistress speaking, don't just dream about crawling into captivity under the cruel and capricious control of the superior sex, DO IT. 36c and into most kinks and perversions. I like to be tied up and gagged but I'm not into anything serious. I need someone to show me the ropes! I've worn a chastity belt and they itch. I've tried a few kinky things before but now I'm looking for more. I think I'll need lots of discipline. ;-) Publisher's Note: This publication, or parts of this publication, contain explicit sexual content and situations that some readers may find objectionable.
Playtime At The Dom Den A Step By Step Guide
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Author : Phil G
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-12-23
Playtime At The Dom Den A Step By Step Guide written by Phil G and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-12-23 with Health & Fitness categories.
There is a natural tendency by women to be the more submissive sex during sexual activity, and that would certainly be required for our playtime. (Please note that if this tendency toward submissive behavior is not how the woman is then this playtime and training likely won't work that well.) Incidentally if someone is looking for a cheap, easy to find male desensitizer cream; over the counter hemorrhoid creams can work well. I would urge the man to test it out on himself before being with a woman as if too much is used he might not even feel enough sexual stimulation to get hard! The man needs to know what just the right amount to use is and chances are it's a significantly small amount. This book comes with two additional free bonus books (making it a $20.85 total value!) Your books are presented in this order: 1) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ad 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) Playtime At The Dom Den; A Step-by-step Guide Here are just 2 of the 22 steps we will enjoy when you visit me in the Dom Den young lady. 1. When you enter my place, you (my lovely submissive/slave) will take off your shoes and go kneel on the thick padding next to my bed (or other agreed upon spot like a chair or couch). Unless told otherwise, your eyes will be looking at where my midsection would be when I sit down in front of you. You will wait for me there (unless of course I'm already there.) 2. I will come over and sit in front of you (assuming I'm not already there.) I may or may not have clothes on. You'll then put your hands on my upper legs, massaging my legs with anticipation. Keep your hands high up on my legs, massaging my legs but you may not touch my manhood until allowed to. Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!
The Absolutely Essential Guide To Great Bdsm And S M Sex
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-01-02
The Absolutely Essential Guide To Great Bdsm And S M Sex written by Phil G. and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-02 with Family & Relationships categories.
1. When you enter my place, you (young lady) will take off your shoes and go kneel on the thick padding next to my bed (or other agreed upon spot like a chair or couch). Unless told differently, your eyes should be looking at where my penis will be when I sit down in front of you. 2. I will come over and sit in front of you (assuming I'm not already there.) I may or may not have clothes on. You'll then put your hands on my upper legs, massaging my legs. Keep your hands high up on my legs, massaging my legs but you may not touch my penis until allowed to. 3. I will kiss you, touch you, play with you, talk to you and undress you as you remain kneeling in front of me. At some point you may be instructed to stand up and take the rest of your clothes off. 4. You will undress me when I order you to. (Later on young lady the following will occur:) I will sit against the headboard of the bed and you young lady will lay stomach down across my lap. I will then give you a nice sensual spanking, playing with your body as I do. If you have previously done something that requires punishment, and if I have decided that your punishment will be one or more spankings, now is likely the time you will be punished. A punishment spanking lasts longer and the spanks are harder. ------- The women's sexual pleasure is essential to BDSM, S & M and other kinky pursuits. This book masterfully explores and develops the submissive's sexual pleasure and needs. It includes a highly erotic step-by-step guide for playtime. Extreme pleasure breast massage, orgasm on demand, punishments, extreme intensity BDSM S/M orgasms are the norm in the BDSM world for many women; let's make it that way for you! Two free bonus books are included (making this book an $20.85 value!) Your books are presented in this order: 1) Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex 3) 100 Great Lines to Put In Your Personal Ads Publisher's Note: Parts of this publication contain explicit sexual content and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Anal play, BDSM theme and content (including but not limited to bondage, spanking, spanking implements, sex toys, sexual submission and dominance).
The Absolutely Essential Bdsm Sexual Experience
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2013-02-21
The Absolutely Essential Bdsm Sexual Experience written by Phil G. and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-21 with Family & Relationships categories.
1. When you young lady enter my place, you will take off your shoes and go kneel on the thick padding next to my bed. Unless told differently, your eyes should be looking at where my midsection would be when I sit down in front of you. 2. I will come over and sit in front of you (assuming I'm not already there.) I may or may not have clothes on. You'll then put your hands on my upper legs, massaging my legs. Keep your hands high up on my legs, massaging my legs. 3. I will touch you, kiss you, play with you, talk to you and undress you as you kneel in front of me. At some point you may be instructed to stand up and take the rest of your clothes off. ....(and much more.) Two free bonus books are included (making this book a $20.85 value!) Your three books are presented in this order: 1) 100 Great Lines to Put In Your Personal Ads 2) The Absolutely Essential BDSM Sexual Experience 3) Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!
Spanked Before During After Sex
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Author : Jenny Eller
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-07-02
Spanked Before During After Sex written by Jenny Eller and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-02 with Fiction categories.
Four free bonus books are included in this publication for your reading pleasure. In this publication you get (and in the following order): 1) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads 2) Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl 3) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 4) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads 5) Master and submissive or slave BDSM Contract 1) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads This book specializes in making men and women look responsible, stable, compassionate, respectable and desirable in their personal ads. Help stack the cards in your favor, get this book! 2) Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl "Just get to the spanking already!" How often do you read a spanking story and get tired of the long, boring build-up? Well no long boring build ups in this book! This pretty masochistic BDSM slave girl makes her living from getting the spankings other girls can't take. And man can she ever take a long, hard spanking. This book gives you all the sexually exciting details of her spank-filled life. 3) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage These astounding techniques were developed over a 40 year period from research and trial and error. The specialized breast massage discussed in this book can give a woman more pleasure than she can imagine. If her lover is unavailable to pleasure her this way, women can easily give themselves Extreme Pleasure Breast Massage, and the great news is it's something women can do to themselves for the rest of their lives. There are a great many positions a woman's body can be in to receive this specialized and very sexually arousing breast massage. For this example though, let's have her sitting up and at least topless. Do note however that as she gets more and more aroused, she'd probably prefer to be naked so one or both of you can access her pubic area while she's getting Extreme Pleasure Breast Massage. 4) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book: * I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there. * I am a one girl kinda girl. * My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music. * Spread legs not lies. * 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet. * I'm not fat, I'm cuddly. * Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married. * I'm a very young 72. * Sometimes only a spanking will do the job. 5) Master and submissive or slave BDSM Contract This extensive sexually charged Master-slave contract book is set up so Master and submissive/slave can agree on the great number of BDSM topics that can come up in their relationship. Master and slave can add and amend rules with a pen and update the contract at anytime. The 8.5 x 11" hardcopy version (sold separately) has a lot more room to make those additions and amendments. If you like what you read here, you'll likely want to get the 8.5 x 11" hardcopy edition for your actual contract copy. This book gives all the information that's in that hardcopy version but without as much room to make additions and amendments. It still is quite useable. Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!
Bed Arrest The Punishment For Bdsm Enthusiasts
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-08-27
Bed Arrest The Punishment For Bdsm Enthusiasts written by Phil G. and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-27 with categories.
I am a self taught female slave. I was trained by two talented dominants and one asshole. I have become well versed in all areas of domestic and sexual servitude. This girl thrives on being an obedient and cherished sex slave for Dominant men. I love to serve and please in anyway commanded. My body is firm, my stamina is high and I'm well trained in the art of love. This girl has the heart of a 1950's submissive housewife. Something as simple as making sure her Dom's dinner is always hot and ready is as rewarding as using special parts of my body to skillfully keep him satisfied. Kneeling before my Dom and rubbing his feet as we watch TV is every bit as important as letting my owner's sadistic nature run free. This girl is heteroflexible, rather than bisexual but I accept that my Dom has the right to share me from time to time. This girl's has also learned that she must have discipline and would never respect anybody but a strong, strict Master. My Master has sentenced me to Bed Arrest many times and I recommend it for use on any submissive in need of discipline. Here is what a Dom has to say about it... So your lover is in need of discipline! You know that when you don't spend enough time with her she gets so horny and mischievous. Now she needs to be punished! I am honored to say that I (the author) have incorporated bed arrest into my relationships many times. I have found that it can be a useful tool for changing errant sub/slave behavior. In this book I'll also make suggestions regarding how to most optimally carry out the punishment of bed arrest on your deserving lady. Obviously both parties involved can adapt what's in this book to fit their desires, needs and time schedule. This book is also loaded with a huge amount of additional bonus sexy BDSM related reading material that will keep you busy for a very long time! Presented in this book are nine additional bonus books making this book a $69.50 value (if each book were bought separately!) Your ten books are presented in the following order: 1) Spanking Dictionary (adult reference erotica) 2) Bare Bottom Spankings (The Las Vegas Spanking Adventure) 3) 14 Male-Female Anal Sex Stories 4) Women's Prison Spankings 5) Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM Enthusiasts 6) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Understanding Elder Financial Abuse (A no-nonsense serious book that anybody with senior citizen family and/or friends absolutely need to read!) 7) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage (Extreme pleasure female breast massage for the rest of your life!) 8) Excuse for Sadism: How the Inquisition Beat the Devil Out of Cathar Women (A BDSM oriented account of this major western event involving an early form of the inquisition.) 9) The Ultimate Collection of Resurrections and Rebirths (This is an important nonfiction reference book and very interesting!) 10) Master and submissive or slave BDSM Contract. Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!
Bed Arrest The Punishment For Bdsm Enthusiasts
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2013-04-10
Bed Arrest The Punishment For Bdsm Enthusiasts written by Phil G. and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-10 with Family & Relationships categories.
I am a self taught female slave. I was trained by two talented dominants and one asshole. I have become well versed in all areas of domestic and sexual servitude. This girl thrives on being an obedient and cherished sex slave for Dominant men. I love to serve and please in anyway commanded. My body is firm, my stamina is high and I'm well trained in the art of love. This girl has the heart of a 1950's submissive housewife. Something as simple as making sure her Dom's dinner is always hot and ready is as rewarding as using special parts of my body to skillfully keep him satisfied. Kneeling before my Dom and rubbing his feet as we watch TV is every bit as important as letting my owner's sadistic nature run free. This girl is heteroflexible, rather than bisexual but I accept that my Dom has the right to share me from time to time. This girl's has also learned that she must have discipline and would never respect anybody but a strong, strict Master. My Master has sentenced me to Bed Arrest many times and I recommend it for use on any submissive in need of discipline. Here is what a Dom has to say about it... So your lover is in need of discipline! You know that when you don't spend enough time with her she gets so horny and mischievous. Now she needs to be punished! In this book bed arrest is described and discussed by the author who has many years of experience doing it. Suggestions are made regarding how to most optimally carry out bed arrest on a sub/slave. Of course you can adapt what's in this book to fit your particular desires, needs and time schedule. Perhaps your lovely lady has not been reacting well enough to your usual punishments. Perhaps spanking her used to work well as a punishment but now she gets so turned on by it that if anything she'll misbehave to get a good spanking. Finding a new punishment thus has become a necessity. Included also are two free bonus books (making this book a $20.85 value!) Your books are presented in this order: 1) Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads 2) Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM Enthusiasts 3) Spanking Romance Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!
Have Awesome Bdsm Sex
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Author : Phil G.
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2013-02-15
Have Awesome Bdsm Sex written by Phil G. and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-15 with Family & Relationships categories.
This book details an intense and dramatic kinky sexual multi-hour BDSM bondage, sex and spanking experience for a male Master and female submissive or slave. Great BDSM sex can include bondage, spanking, anal and other fetishes. This one does. The specifics of this great BDSM sexual playtime is unique and comes with complete and sexually graphic instructions. This BDSM playtime scene can be repeated over and over again for the rest of your life and may be the best sex you'll ever have! Two free bonus books are included (making this book an $20.85 value!) Your books are presented in this order: 1) Anal Sex Stories (14 anal sex stories that get right to the point!) 2) Have Awesome BDSM Sex 3) Spanking Romance - (The short Master/female slave BDSM/spanking novel) Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All characters are of legal age. Hello everybody! Your opinion is very important! If you like this book please make sure to leave a review. Thank you!