The Funniest West Ham Quotes Ever
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The Funniest West Ham Quotes Ever
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Author : Gordon Law
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-07-07
The Funniest West Ham Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-07 with categories.
West Ham United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 200 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of east London.Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have West Ham fans chuckling throughout the season. "The man who comes to take care of my piranhas tells me he will kill all my fish if I leave West Ham."Paolo Di Canio "Even the chef's been out for two weeks with a hernia."Alan Curbishley "As for eating baked beans at breakfast time, they can trigger off a violent reaction."Herita Ilunga "Hopefully Andy has only tweeted his hamstring."Sam Allardyce
Tell Him He S Pele
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Author : Phil Shaw
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2010-05-27
Tell Him He S Pele written by Phil Shaw and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-27 with Humor categories.
My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven - David Beckham For Tony to admit he is an alcoholic took an awful lot of bottle - Ian Wright on Tony Adams I've been playing in a golf day for a boy seriously injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here - Ray Houghton, TalkSport football pundit, on why he was late on-air Reporter: What would you be if you weren't a footballer? Peter Crouch: A virgin. I've never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager. I'm not sure which - Phil Neville Footballers may not be known for their profound insights, but it seems no one in the game is above a mixed metaphor or confused cliché. From Harry Redknapp to Martin O'Neill, Patrice Evra to Jason McAteer, see the funny side of the beautiful game with this hilarious collection of verbal own goals. Packed full of hilarious quotes, quips and misfires from the biggest names in football, Tell Him He's Pele is a must for everyone with a sense of humour.
The Best Ever Book Of West Ham United Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-29
The Best Ever Book Of West Ham United Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-29 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of West Ham United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one West Ham United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many West Ham United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do West Ham United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a West Ham United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The West Ham United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the West Ham United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do West Ham United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Football S Funniest Quotes
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Author : Harry Kaye
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-14
Football S Funniest Quotes written by Harry Kaye and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-14 with categories.
The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.
Pulled Off At Half Time
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Author : Stuart Reeves
language : en
Publisher: Carlton Books
Release Date : 2018
Pulled Off At Half Time written by Stuart Reeves and has been published by Carlton Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with Humor categories.
Pulled Off at Half-Time is the ultimate collection of hilarious comic offerings delivered by figures in football. No one can dispute that footballers have provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Inspired by England maverick Rodney Marsh's risqu exchange with Sir Alf Ramsey, Pulled Off at Half-Time is packed with more than 750 quotes on all aspects of the game from and about the most famous names in football. Some of the new quotes might include: 'I might have faults, but I am not a bighead.' - Wayne Rooney, as modest as ever 'In football, the only game I know is the 90-minutes game. It's not mindgames; I don't try to do that.' - Jose Mourinho ... really? 'For me it is enough that I have the first and last word. - Jurgen Klopp. 'I think sometimes the best training is to rest. - Cristiano Ronaldo.
Own Goals
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Author : Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited
language : en
Publisher: Crombie Jardine
Release Date : 2010-03-01
Own Goals written by Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited and has been published by Crombie Jardine this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-03-01 with Soccer categories.
Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over.
The Big Book Of Football S Funniest Quotes Compiled By Stuart Reeves Adrian Clarke And Iain Spragg
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Author : Iain Spragg
language : en
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Release Date : 2009-09-01
The Big Book Of Football S Funniest Quotes Compiled By Stuart Reeves Adrian Clarke And Iain Spragg written by Iain Spragg and has been published by Carlton Publishing Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-01 with Soccer categories.
The Funniest Football Quotes
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Author : James Conrad
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-10-26
The Funniest Football Quotes written by James Conrad and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-26 with categories.
A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen
Oxford Dictionary Of Humorous Quotations
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Author : Ned Sherrin
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
Release Date : 2008-09-25
Oxford Dictionary Of Humorous Quotations written by Ned Sherrin and has been published by Oxford University Press, USA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-25 with Humor categories.
This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview
The Stupidest Sports Book Of All Time
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Author : Kathryn Petras
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-10-17
The Stupidest Sports Book Of All Time written by Kathryn Petras and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-17 with Humor categories.
The thrill of victory, the agony of a tight jockstrap. It’s the reason we love sports—you never know what’s going to happen. Sometimes everything clicks, with the best athlete in the world competing at their peak, and the result is a thing of breathtaking beauty. But sometimes the opposite happens, resulting in moments of breathtaking hilarity, or astonishing inanity, or just plain head-scratching puzzlement. Welcome to The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time. Featuring: The most boring games in sports history Wise(ish) words on winning Stupid mascot antics The strangest things coaches have done to motivate teams And much, much more!