The Great British Limerick Book

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The Great British Limerick Book

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Author : Lewis Williams, Ass
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-04-16

The Great British Limerick Book written by Lewis Williams, Ass and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-04-16 with categories.

Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. Guildford, Surrey. At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey, I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry, I had to act quick, To cool down my dick, So I stuck it into my McFlurry. Nuneaton, Warwickshire. There was a young man from Nuneaton, Who really enjoyed being beaten, And squeezing his knackers, With a pair of nut crackers, And riding a bike with no seat on. Bath, Somerset. There was a professor from Bath, Who employed twenty-five research staff, To measure size and direction, Of his every erection, And to plot the results on a graph. The Isle of Skye, Scotland. When I was on the Isle of Skye, I overdid the old Spanish fly, I had a stiff member, From the fourth of December, Till Friday the tenth of July. Ashington, Northumberland. In Ashington there was a miner, Whose wife was a fashion designer, One night to his shock, She dressed him up as a cock, And herself as a six foot vagina. Hackney, Greater London. As a chemist I worked once in Hackney, And invented a treatment for acne, But one ingredi-ent, Was semen I'd spent, And they thought that good reason to sack me.

The Mammoth Book Of Limericks

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Author : Glyn Rees
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2008-10-28

The Mammoth Book Of Limericks written by Glyn Rees and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-28 with Humor categories.

This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.

The Articles Of Limerick Ratified Under The Great Seal Of England

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Author : Great Britain. Sovereign (1688-1702: William III)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1700*

The Articles Of Limerick Ratified Under The Great Seal Of England written by Great Britain. Sovereign (1688-1702: William III) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1700* with Ireland categories.

100 British Limericks

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Author : James Paterson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-11-06

100 British Limericks written by James Paterson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-06 with categories.

The British Government S Role In Times Of Need Limerick And The Great Irish Famine

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Author : Julie Carron
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005

The British Government S Role In Times Of Need Limerick And The Great Irish Famine written by Julie Carron and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with categories.

To The Honorable The Commons Of The United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Ireland

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Author : Limerick (Limerick, Ireland). Town Council
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1846

To The Honorable The Commons Of The United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Ireland written by Limerick (Limerick, Ireland). Town Council and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1846 with categories.

The Little Book Of Limerick

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Author : Sharon Slater
language : en
Publisher: The History Press
Release Date : 2013-11-01

The Little Book Of Limerick written by Sharon Slater and has been published by The History Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-11-01 with History categories.

Did You Know? At least 189,429 Limerick residents migrated from Ireland between 1851 and 1911. A Limerick man, George Geary Bennis, saved the life of King Louis Phillipe of France during a street fracas in 1848. For this he was awarded the title of 'Chevalier'. The last Limerick woman hanged was Annie Walsh, who was executed on 5 August 1925 after being found guilty of murdering her husband. In 1849 an Adare man called Hamilton attempted to assassinate Queen Victoria. The Little Book of Limerick is a compendium of fascinating information about the city and county, past and present. Here you will find out about Limerick's buildings and bridges, crime and punishment, tragic accidents, and its famous (and occasionally infamous) men and women. It covers not only the well-known aspects of Limerick's history but also focuses on the details of the everyday man in the street, recording facts that could so easily have been forgotten. A reliable reference book and a quirky guide, this can be dipped into time and again to reveal something new about the people, the heritage, the secrets and the enduring fascination of this ancient city and county. It is essential reading for visitors and locals alike.

The Mammoth Book Of Filthy Limericks

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Author : Glyn Rees
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2009-12-22

The Mammoth Book Of Filthy Limericks written by Glyn Rees and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-12-22 with Humor categories.

This hilariously inappropriate collection of rhymes is sure to provide ammunition to use at the office or even at a party among friends. You'll never have to repeat a line from this collection of more than 2,000 dirty verses. Perfect for St. Patty's Day or any time year-round!

Lure Of The Limerick

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Author : William Stuart Baring-Gould
language : en
Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers
Release Date : 1988-12-12

Lure Of The Limerick written by William Stuart Baring-Gould and has been published by Clarkson Potter Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1988-12-12 with Limericks categories.

The Limerick

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Author : Gershon Legman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1969

The Limerick written by Gershon Legman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1969 with Bawdy poetry categories.