The Not A Princess And The Cow
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The Not A Princess And The Cow
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Author : Brett Banjo
language : en
Publisher: Banjo Press
Release Date : 2012-01-24
The Not A Princess And The Cow written by Brett Banjo and has been published by Banjo Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-24 with categories.
Evoking the imagery of Roald Dahl if he were to fight his way out of a blender, Not a Princess and the Cow transgresses beyond the traditional fairy tale, empowering, inspiring, and befuddling young and old alike, though this twisted tale is especially well-suited for preteens and young adults. When a storm follows a young woman to a doomed king's door, the king sees hope for his kingdom for the first time in the form of a wife for his idiot son. The only problem is trying to prove she is a real princess. Invoking ancient wisdom, the king tries the old "squirrel in a pile of mattresses" trick to show how discomfort betrays a royal blood line. What happens to a goddess, not a princess? After numerous animals and mattresses, the king finds that he could strap this young woman to a cow for all she cares, which he does, only to realize he'd rather follow that cow-bound goddess than leave his kingdom to a clod. "But look at her Father, even dry with her clothes hanging limp, like laundry on the line, she is clearly meant to be my queen! She could not have slept well! She could not! She could not! She could not!" "I assure you I have never had a poor nights' sleep in my life." "It isn't true!" pleads the Prince. "I have never had to count so many as one sheep, neither have I ever awoken before it was time." "You do not know what you are saying!" the Prince cries leaping to his feet. "If I knew what I was saying, I would never bother to speak. Really it is the mystery that intrigues me." "But a queen should not sleep!" "Clearly it is preferable to sleep like a dream then to toss and turn while a queen." "You don't know what you're saying!" She slaps him and he recoils. "Sorry," She shrugs, "but you were going in reverse. I find that sometimes people need nudges to get going in the right direction again."
The American Herd Book
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Author : Lewis Falley Allen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1881
The American Herd Book written by Lewis Falley Allen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1881 with Cattle categories.
To which is prefixed a concise history of English and American Short horns, compiled from the best authorities.
That S Not My Donkey
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Author : Fiona Watt
language : en
Publisher: That's Not My
Release Date : 2021-04-07
That S Not My Donkey written by Fiona Watt and has been published by That's Not My this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-07 with categories.
A fabulous addition to the best-selling Usborne Touchy-feely series, which boasts over 1 million sales worldwide. Bold illustrations, simple text and carefully chosen textures on every page, including fuzzy noses and tufty tails, are designed to help develop sensory awareness.
American Agriculturist
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1850
American Agriculturist written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1850 with Agriculture categories.
The American Shorthorn Herd Book
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1881
The American Shorthorn Herd Book written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1881 with Cattle categories.
Butter Tests Of Registered Jersey Cows
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1884
Butter Tests Of Registered Jersey Cows written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1884 with Butter categories.
The Princess The Cow And The Corn Maze
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Author : Amber L. Spradlin
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2017-07-09
The Princess The Cow And The Corn Maze written by Amber L. Spradlin and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-09 with categories.
A Princess gets lost while taking a stroll in the hedge maze at the Palace of Versailles and somehow ends up in a corn maze, where she meets Cow. Together they go on an adventure to find her way home. The Princess, The Cow, and The Corn Maze is a You-Color-It Storybook. Color the pictures, solve the mazes, and let your creativity bring the story to life!
National Live Stock Journal
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1872
National Live Stock Journal written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1872 with Livestock categories.
Indian Antiquary
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1893
Indian Antiquary written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1893 with English periodicals categories.
History Of Polled Aberdeen Or Angus Cattle Giving An Account Of The Origin Improvement And Characteristics Of The Breed
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Author : James MacDonald
language : en
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
Release Date : 2024-05-01
History Of Polled Aberdeen Or Angus Cattle Giving An Account Of The Origin Improvement And Characteristics Of The Breed written by James MacDonald and has been published by BoD – Books on Demand this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-01 with Fiction categories.
Reprint of the original, first published in 1882.