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The Princess With The Blazing Bottom
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2023-04-13
The Princess With The Blazing Bottom written by Beach and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-04-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The next in the explosively funny series . . . Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series. Sir Wayne and his dragon are BACK and this time they’re out to rescue a princess held captive by a Big Bad Beast. But WHO exactly will save her? Sir Wayne: who can climb every wall - no moat is too deep, no tower too tall. Or Dragon: so muscly and lean - he can fly and fart flames, he’s a fighting machine! If ONLY there was a way to get the best of both… This bestselling series is as funny as it is farty, for fans of The Dinosaur Who Pooped series, and I Need a New Bum! Look out for more fart-tastic fun here: The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight With The Blazing Bottom
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-06-09
The Knight With The Blazing Bottom written by Beach and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-09 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Our story begins with a knight on the town, Sir Wayne seemed happy, but Dragon was down. “It’s just so unfair,” he said to his friend. “Each time I breathe fire it comes out the wrong end!” Sir Wayne and Dragon are back! And they need to get Dragon's flame round the right way... Luckily Wayne knows JUST what to do. You see, it’s simply a case of cause and effect – if forwards is wrong, then back is correct. Time for Wayne and Dragon to do everything in reverse! And when the start to dress as each other, swapping EVERYTHING round, what on earth might happen?! The second book in the hilarious A Very Fiery Fairy Tale series – with a truly explosive ending – from sensational new picture book talent, Beach. Next up, The Princess with the Blazing Bottom!
Sir Wayne
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's
Release Date : 2021-09-02
Sir Wayne written by Beach and has been published by Simon & Schuster Children's this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-02 with categories.
The first in a fabulously funny and hugely commercial series about a dragon who has lost his flame - but may just find fire elsewhere . . . Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series, and I Need a New Bum!
The Dragon With The Blazing Bottom At Christmas
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's
Release Date : 2024-10-10
The Dragon With The Blazing Bottom At Christmas written by Beach and has been published by Simon & Schuster Children's this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-10-10 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high ... It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves - they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of the Blazing Bottom series. Also available: The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom The Knight with the Blazing Bottom The Princess with the Blazing Bottom Big Bad Dragon Club
The Blazing Princess
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Author : Mary W. Jensen
language : en
Publisher: Briarbook Lane Press
Release Date : 2022-03-12
The Blazing Princess written by Mary W. Jensen and has been published by Briarbook Lane Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-12 with Fiction categories.
When the muses bicker about whose gift is greatest, it’s the mortals who suffer. Aurelia is cursed to die after eighteen years, with the caveat that true love can follow her into the spirit world and bring her back. To ensure her the best chance, Aurelia’s parents betroth her to one of the neighboring prince twins. But what happens when she falls in love with the wrong prince? Who will save her?
Big Bad Dragon Club
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2024-03-28
Big Bad Dragon Club written by Beach and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-03-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
From the superstar creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom comes a hilarious new story about three wicked dragons who are absolutely determined to be bad. We're the Bad Dragon Club and we're bad as can be. We’re rascals and rogues and wrong’uns all three. We’re so full of bad, any badder and we’d burst. We're the Bad Dragon Club and we’re here to do our worst. Scorch, Grub and Fang think they are a rather fearsome gang. But when their attempts to cause mayhem somehow keep misfiring and actually HELP people, will these three bad dragons . . . turn good? Look out for other, hilarious books by Beach: The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom The Knight with the Blazing Bottom The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
The Dragon With The Blazing Bottom
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Author : Beach
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2021-09-02
The Dragon With The Blazing Bottom written by Beach and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The first in a fabulously funny and hugely commercial series about a dragon who has lost his flame – but may just find fire elsewhere . . . Perfect for fans of The DInosaur That Pooped series. Sir Wayne’s dragon has lost his flame. Are his teeth TOO clean? Is his tongue TOO pink? Perhaps his diet is to blame. Not to worry – Sir Wayne has a meal plan of EPIC proportions, including a big lump of lava, one burning bush, some sparklers and fireworks – the ones that go ‘WHOOOOSH’. Oh, and one VERY mouldy old piece of cheese – almost as green as the snot from a sneeze . . . What could possibly go wrong?! A hilarious and dynamic character-driven picture book, with a truly explosive ending! From the hugely exciting new picture book talent, Beach.
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
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Author : Rachel Isadora
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2009-11-12
The Twelve Dancing Princesses written by Rachel Isadora and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-11-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A magic cloak. A hidden passage. A secret underground world beyond imagining. Night after night, the princesses mysteriously wear out their shoes. But how are they doing it? The baffled king promises a great reward to any man who can solve the mystery. From the colorful flurry of the princesses? dressing room to a captivating nighttime scene on an underground lake, Rachel Isadora has revitalized and reimagined this well-loved Brothers Grimm fairy tale by bringing the story of the twelve princesses to Africa. Her collage of blazing colors, rich textures and dramatic shapes evoke the patterns and palette of this beautiful continent. Returning to the lush setting of The Princess and the Pea, the unique presentation of this classic tale is sure to enchant readers with its vibrant imagery.
Let Slip The Princesses Of War
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Author : David Schenck
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-04
Let Slip The Princesses Of War written by David Schenck and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-04 with categories.
These Fairy-Tale Princesses aren't for the kids! The Princess and the Pea has a drinking problem but she's deadly with a six-gun, Cinderella has a flaming sword and a rodent infestation, and Rapunzel has cut off her hair to make a lethal whip and has a very foul mouth.The Wicked Queen has almost won. Only Snow White's kingdom still stands. She has gathered together Princesses from all the defeated kingdoms to form the Princess Company. These Princesses have thrown off their fine clothes (well, not Cinderella) and strapped on their armor. They form the last line of defense for millions. Now our three heroines set off on a mission deep into enemy territory to rescue Beauty (no longer asleep) and obtain a secret weapon that could turn the tide of the war!****NOTE**** This book has a lot of strong language (the word f*** shows up, on average, more than once a page), occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. Be advised. Read responsibly!****ALSO NOTE**** There is now a "clean" version of this book (at https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LKOQB7U ). This means that I've removed all instances of the words f***, s*** and a**h***, however, they have, frequently, been replaced by words like: damned, crap, hell, etc. Also, there remain several instances of the word bitch and, the word ass continues to show up occasionally. So, as they say, cleanliness is in the eye of the beholder (I don't think anybody says this). There is, also, occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, there is still absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. I've done my best to maintain the attitude of the original. So, it still might not be appropriate for your child (unless, of course, you're a childless aunt or uncle and you think it's cute when other people's children use bad words, in which case, either version is just fine for corrupting your little nieces or nephews) Just to be clear - the book on THIS page IS NOT the clean version. Be advised. Read responsibly!
The Perfect Princess
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Author : E.D. Baker
language : en
Publisher: A&C Black
Release Date : 2014-01-02
The Perfect Princess written by E.D. Baker and has been published by A&C Black this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This pretty volume of two spellbinding stories from the bestselling Tales of the Frog Princess series has dragons, witches and wonderfully wicked wizardry galore . . . Perfect for all young girls with a taste for magic! Dragon Kiss: Young dragon Audun fell in love with Millie at first sight. Little did he know that she isn't a beautiful green dragon all the time! Millie is a human princess and, according to Audun's elders, princesses or not, humans lie, cheat, steal and just think of themselves. But Audun doesn't believe Millie does any of these things – in fact, she's sweet and good, honest and brave . . . She is his true love. But only the king of the Icy North can grant permission for Audun and Millie to be together. And even if Audun could persuade the king, the only way to woo Millie would be for Audun to become human himself. That could be tricky . . . would Millie even notice him? A Prince among Frogs: Everyone loves a royal wedding. But with baby Prince Felix kidnapped, and the kingdom's best witches out of town, will the dragon and his perfect princess make it down the aisle? Find out in this fabulous finale.