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The Raptor Ray Trilogy
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Author : Brent Reilly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-08-02
The Raptor Ray Trilogy written by Brent Reilly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-08-02 with categories.
Epic sci-fi unlike anything you've ever read. Written with attitude, this 300,000 word, hard-science thriller starts with the first boy spliced with dino DNA and ends on a terraformed Mars as aliens invade. The hero re-orbits worlds to maximize the habitability of our star system while optimizing Earth and humanity -- while aliens push asteroids into us. Plus: reconstructed dinosaurs, pirates, minions, asteroid impacts, nuclear war, hypno-orgasms, immortality insurance, lobotomized newborns, drug lords, hug-whores, sex-bots, space-bergs, mad scientists, economical genocide, optimized humans, zombie babies, tragedy, triumph, treachery, a trillionaire, a giant alien android, and the most unique protagonist you'll ever meet: Raptor Ray. This book (well, three books-in-one) has it all and gets better as Ray grows up. Expect the unexpected and enjoy the climatic ending. EXCERPTS: With an explosion of blood, the newborn burst out of his dying mother's belly, roaring like a baby dragon. They gasped as Dr. Bennett held up a hideous greenish creature from a bad horror movie. "Your son has a tail. And claws. The face -- that's gonna take some getting used to." They gave him time and space, as astronomers should, until Jackson orbited back into the room. "Interstellar aliens are using near-Earth asteroids to exterminate humanity. Trillions of aliens could have colonized thousands of worlds in hundreds of star systems. Even if we win, it'll take centuries. Until we win, we'll never be safe." Ray stared hard at Jackson. "How come you don't look at me like everyone else? Imagine how people would look at you if you looked like me. I'm like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Raptor, sass included. You looked disappointed. Nobody's first impression of me has ever been disappointment. Except, probably, my parents."His brother laughed, until he saw Ray was serious about fighting the ten-ton megaraptor. "You're gonna need a bigger sword.""NASA has identified a thousand asteroids with over $100 trillion in metals each that we'll soft-land on the Moon, Mercury or Mars. The dozen largest, worth $1500 trillion, we'll re-orbit around Earth.""Ratites, the world's oldest birds, descended from raptors, which makes them the closest living relatives to dinosaurs. We've been adding raptor DNA to ratites so every generation looks less like birds and more like dinosaurs."Ray hated being mistaken for an idiot. "I can't wait to Google your ass. Are you aware that everything you say sounds ridiculous?" The asteroid's aftermath was a farmer's nightmare. Storms exploded out of nowhere, like Mother Earth queefing in her sleep."I'm shot!" Jackson told Ray. "Or I peed myself." One sniff and Ray knew. "Shit! You didn't pee yourself!""Life is precious, but lives are cheap. Not every life is precious and not every death a tragedy." He stumble-ran off the building. The only sound the GoPro camera recorded was his body splattering the concrete like a tomato. "Terraforming Mars doesn't take a thousand years -- it takes a thousand ships -- to crash nearby asteroids to thicken the atmosphere, warm it up, and dilute the CO2." Jackson laughed at the president. "Your country is mine now. Welcome to parliamentary politics, bitch!"The Sea Dragon was alive. And pissed. "Sonar reports pinging. We caught us a fish. Torpedo accelerating. Props! He's surfacing fast. Blowing ballast. Using emergency power. He'll break the surface soon. If he stabilizes, he'll fire cruise missiles at us." Jackson seemed happy to see her, so that sucked. He never looked happy to see her as president. Wanting to know what was wrong with her hand, she studied it like a bug. The Secret Service guy wore a stupid grin, so something was off. Then it hit her -- not the hand, but the realization that it was not shaking.
Raptor Ray
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Author : Brent Reilly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-04-09
Raptor Ray written by Brent Reilly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-04-09 with categories.
NOT FOR KIDS: The funniest book of the trilogy! Enjoy the thrilling conclusion to Raptor Ray's remarkable adventures as Jackson gets shot (again), optimized Russians infiltrate the Jackson family, and Ray ranches dinos on Mars when the alien fleet attacks. Like Monty Python meets Star Wars, this fast-paced epic sci-fi thriller will leave you roaring.EXCERPTS: The hovercraft soared over the hill into the back of a G-rex who farted in retaliation -- or just good timing. Ray reversed the vehicle while the G-rex tried grabbing him with tiny arms. They ended up back in the water in time for the mosasaur to wrap her enormous jaw around their rear end. "Sodomy me!" Ray yelled. The weight of the mosasaur raised the front to stop the G-rex from biting Ray, who maxed power to vent exhaust on the beast behind them. "You're not scared of genocidal aliens, Ray?" The raptor struck a fearless pose. "I have a lot of fear and I'm not afraid to use it."He pointed to a tube in the hologram. "Wormholes are compatible with Einstein's theories and solve the Ehrenfest paradox. Imagine traveling millions of light-years through non-space and suspended time to distant galaxies. It could open the entire universe to human colonization."Ray faced the Siberian tiger uneasily. The spike on his unicorn helmet didn't protect his face as much as he'd like. Or need. He wrapped several layers of duct tape around his throat in case he forgot to duck. "The world's ugliest man just got uglier," the old man quipped happily. He belonged at the Coliseum throwing food at gladiators.Ray looked at the blood squirting from his dinosaur pajamas as the assassin closed the door. "You'll pay for that!" he said, gesturing to his favorite jammies. Rod positioned the gun so the bullet would splatter his brain across his wife's body. He'd never forget the look of horror on her face as he pulled the trigger, though that was nothing compared to her expression when dripping with bloody cerebellum. Dying anyways, she peeled the pistol from his cold, dead fingers and pulled a Romeo and Juliet. Ray slapped his forehead. "My mind is so blown I may never de-blow it. Joe, the hell, dude? If I wanted to know how to bend space-time, I'd actually learn math." Ray felt like shit, which explained his potty mouth. Joe chirped until a baby pterosaur broke the shell and looked up. Ray handed Joe worms which he fed the hatchling. "No, Joe. You have to vomit them into the pterosaur's mouth," Ray said convincingly before laughing it off. "There's an immersive 3D Raptor Ray game where dinos eat him alive? I totally need to play that," the killer told the secret Russian agent.Ray roared a challenge and the G-rex answered. She had Lucy pinned under a giant foot, but charged Ray as if a light turned green. Ray jogged towards her before Chinito could climb the heloplane with his rocket-rifle. Hover-drones circled like a train wreck so Ray assumed he'd soon be famously dead.
Raptor Ray
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Author : Brent Reilly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-02-11
Raptor Ray written by Brent Reilly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-11 with categories.
The Jurassic Resort Trilogy
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Author : Brent Reilly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-11-05
The Jurassic Resort Trilogy written by Brent Reilly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-05 with categories.
BOOK 1: An alien fleet will arrive in 50 years to exterminate humanity, but physicists have made a spacetime portal to dinosaur times. Only by putting people in the past can we survive the future. All we must do is create a self-sustaining population in a world dominated by history's fiercest creatures. What could go wrong? BOOK 2: A greedy man in Africa has a trillion dollar secret that will get him killed, sparking the biggest battle in 67 million years. After Raptor Ray's daughter is murdered, her sisters use dinosaurs to stop 50,000 gunmen coming to kill them. The weirdest war in the 21st Century takes place in the past and history will never be the same. BOOK 3: After the blockade of the portal is lifted, Ray's oldest grandson goes missing because an army of gunmen are looking to kill him. But they don't know dinos like he does, and uses them to even the odds. Raptor Ray finds himself fighting for his life again, against enemies new and old, across South America, among the biggest dinos Earth has ever seen. EXCERPTS: 1) Sweating bullets in the dark, Ray heard the raptors more than he saw them. Their stench threatened to overwhelm his gag reflex -- that's how much it sucked. 2) Ray limp-ran for his life. His heart was racing faster than his legs as he knew the raptors were gaining on him. He tried reloading on the run, but fear made his fingers fumble. 3) Hunting portals is dangerous. Time does not exist independently of space, and space moves. Earth flies around the Sun at 66,600 mph, while rotating on its axis at 1070 mph, as our solar system moves at 559,234 mph, while our galaxy hurls us through space at 671,080 mph. 4) Five T-rexes were waist deep in mud and despair when the giant snakes attacked. The biggest titanoboa was squeezing the shit out of Timmy. Or maybe Tim just shat himself -- the water looked mucky. 5) Jackson had too much going on to deal with this. He felt like a hooker who didn't have time to screw around. 6) He saw an enormous pterosaur diving at them. "Evasive maneuver!" "What?" the idiot pilot asked. 7) "Retreat!" Ray yelled when he saw how many raptors charged them. The grenades fragged the first wave, but the second wave sprinted at full speed, eager to taste the new meat. 8) The 60' mosasaur from the Cretaceous swam through the portal and mostly landed in Montana, sinking under the surface as heavy caliber bullets struck its thick hide. It swung its tail like a titanoboa for a burst of speed as it dove past the hovercraft. 9) Another raptor leapt into the water to attack the T-rex from behind -- the dreaded Sodomy Maneuver -- only for the theropod to smack it with its stiff tail. 10) The line of twelve angry triceratops thought they had the humans trapped against the trees when drones fired Hellfire missiles. 11) The matriarch mega-raptor maximized speed to knock Ray down and tear out his stomach to get to the more delicious organs. Expecting this, Ray faked left and sidestepped right, cutting into her claw halfway to the elbow. 12) Three troodons flew at him in a coordinated assault. With just two swords, Ray sidestepped to cut the two on his right, letting one fly past him. 13) The theropod ignored him to bite off a raptor leg. Chinito got annoyed. "Ray, stop serenading that T-rex and get back in the boat." 14) A one-ton raptor charged him. Ray ducked under as she leapt, her hand and feet claws cutting air. Ray drew a sword, as he rose, to slice her back leg. Then he sprinted to the T-rex.
Raptor Ray
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Author : Brent Reilly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-02-27
Raptor Ray written by Brent Reilly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-27 with categories.
A wise-cracking dino-kid. Dinosaurs. Aliens. Pirates. Minions. Asteroid impacts. Nuclear war. Hypno-orgasms. Immortality insurance. Lobotomized newborns. Drug lords. Hug whores. Sex bots. Space bergs. Mad scientists. Economical genocide. Optimized humans. Zombie babies. Tragedy. Triumph. Treachery. A trillionaire. A giant android. A bold plan to maximize the habitability of the solar system. Written with attitude, this is the remarkable story of Raptor Ray.
Jurassic Park The Ultimate Visual History
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Author : James Mottram
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2021-11-16
Jurassic Park The Ultimate Visual History written by James Mottram and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-16 with Art categories.
Welcome to Jurassic Park! Discover the cinematic evolution of the Jurassic Park trilogy, with this deluxe book celebrating the saga’s massive impact on pop culture. Director Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park unleashed an island of awe-inspiring dinosaurs, captivating audiences worldwide. Grossing over $900 million worldwide, the film ushered in a whole new age of digital visual effects and would go on to enthrall generations of moviegoers. The most comprehensive book about the Jurassic Park trilogy to date, Jurassic Park: The Ultimate Visual History begins with an in-depth account of the making of Spielberg’s original film, including rare and never-before-seen imagery and exclusive interviews with key creatives. Readers will then unearth the full history of the trilogy, from The Lost World: Jurassic Park to Jurassic Park III, through unprecedented access to the creative process behind the films. Fans will also find a fascinating look at the wider world of the saga, including video games, toys, comics, and more, exploring the lasting legacy of the movies and their influence on pop culture. Jurassic Park: The Ultimate Visual History will be the last word on the most epic saga in movie history—the definitive behind-the-scenes book that fans have been waiting for.
If I Had A Raptor
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Author : George O'Connor
language : en
Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)
Release Date : 2014
If I Had A Raptor written by George O'Connor and has been published by Candlewick Press (MA) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014 with Birds of prey categories.
A spunky and imaginative little girl dreams of the best pet everNa fuzzy baby raptor to snuggle. Readers may notice striking similarities between the raptor's behavior and that of a more common house pet. Full color.
The Edda Of Burdens Trilogy
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Author : Elizabeth Bear
language : en
Publisher: Tor Books
Release Date : 2018-02-13
The Edda Of Burdens Trilogy written by Elizabeth Bear and has been published by Tor Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-13 with Fiction categories.
This discounted ebundle includes: All the Windwracked Stars, By the Mountain Bound, Sea Thy Mistress “Bear’s world building echoes the best of Zelazny and pulls the reader into the story and the history until it’s over.” —Booklist It all began with Ragnarok, with the Children of the Light and the Tarnished ones battling to the death in the ice and the dark. At the end of the long battle, one Valkyrie survived, wounded, and one valraven – the steeds of the valkyrie. 2500 years later, Muire is in the last city on the dying planet, where the Technomancer rules what's left of humanity. She's caught sight of someone she has not seen since the Last Battle: Mingan the Wolf is hunting in her city. Other Tor books by Elizabeth Bear Range of Ghosts Shattered Pillars Steles of the Sky Karen Memory The Stone in the Skull A Companion to Wolves (with Sarah Monette) The Tempering of Men (with Sarah Monette) An Apprentice to Elves (with Sarah Monette) At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Space Raptor Butt Trilogy
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Author : Chuck Tingle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-07-11
Space Raptor Butt Trilogy written by Chuck Tingle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-07-11 with categories.
With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series.SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASIONSpace can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor! SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONSoon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention?
Raptor A Sokol Graphic Novel
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Author : Dave McKean
language : en
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Release Date : 2021-07-27
Raptor A Sokol Graphic Novel written by Dave McKean and has been published by Dark Horse Comics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07-27 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.
A visual tour-de-force graphic novel from artist and writer Dave McKean (Black Dog, The Sandman). The Raptor, Sokol, flickers between two worlds: a feudal fantastical landscape where he must hunt prey to survive, and Wales in the late 1800s where a writer of supernatural tales mourns the passing of his young wife. He exists between two states, the human and the hawk. He lives in the twilight between truth and lies, life and death, reality and the imagination. World Fantasy, Harvey, British Science Fiction Association, and V+A Book Award winner Dave McKean's first creator-owned character is a wandering spirit for our times.