The Rules For Cats
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The Rules For Cats
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Author : Susan Waggoner
language : en
Publisher: Smithmark Publishers
Release Date : 1998
The Rules For Cats written by Susan Waggoner and has been published by Smithmark Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Humor categories.
A parody of the best-selling book on dating for women, The Rules, presents nearly one hundred rules that govern the inscrutable behavior of cats, accompanied by forty delightful, original full-color illustrations.
Cats Rule
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Author : Bob Lovka
language : en
Publisher: Lumina Press
Release Date : 2000
Cats Rule written by Bob Lovka and has been published by Lumina Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Humor categories.
A blessing for cat owners everywhere, this fun-filled book uncovers the feline Bill of Rights and many other treasures people have never been privy to. Full color.
The Rules For Cats
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Author : Bradford Telford
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1997-12-01
The Rules For Cats written by Bradford Telford and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-12-01 with categories.
Since ancient times, when the Egyptians positively worshiped cats, felines have known how to captivate the hearts of the humans who own them. What is their secret? Passed down from generation to generation, these Rules will insure that a cat gets respect and dignity . . . while reducing humans to grinning foolishly and cooing, "Isn't kitty cute!" even when the cat is clawing the sofa or knocking over a houseplant. With the Rules, cats have been able to dominate humans with little more than a flick of the tail, a restrained purr, and a poignant meow. And now humans can read and enjoy these simple guidelines. A delightful parody -- and the rest hilariously funny truth.
The Rules For Cats
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Author : Leigh A. Jasheway
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 1997
The Rules For Cats written by Leigh A. Jasheway and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Humor categories.
A hilarious takekoff of The Rules gives funny advice to cats on how best to get what they want out of life, even a life as lavish as Morris the Cat with his Limo and scratching post in the back seat. Original.
The Rules
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Author : Max Thompson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-11
The Rules written by Max Thompson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11 with Cats categories.
People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home these cute little balls of fur and squeal with delight over how cute it is, declare your life to have Complete Meaning, and then get upset when your new Life's Purpose poops in the sink. You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth. Max "The Psychokitty" Thompson, a renowned expert on All Things Kitty, has decided to share the breadth of his wisdom and the depth of his knowledge garnered through many in-depth discussion with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the people owned by cats. A gift that will cost you less than $15...because that's how generous he is.
The Cat Rule Book
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Author : Deni Raqueteur
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2013-08
The Cat Rule Book written by Deni Raqueteur and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08 with Humor categories.
Of all the cat books on the market, this is the one that will tell you what your cat is really thinking. Cats have been seen as mysterious and inscrutable characters for many centuries, yet they live by a set of rules that have developed through the ages. They make perfect sense once you find out what they are. For the first time in history, one cat has broken ranks to put them into print. Dictated to his human servant, Lucky the Cat has shared the text of The Cat Rule Book in a form that is invaluable for any human who is in service to a cat. For the first time ever, humans are to be allowed into the secret doctrine of cat-ness and to understand why a cat asks for food and then dances round the cat bowl, sleeps in weird places and positions and meows to be let through a door that was just opened for him a moment before. If you only buy one cat book this year, make it this one. No other book will give you as much insight into the mind of your cat than The Cat Rule Book.
Cats And The Law
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Author : Anmarie Barrie
language : en
Publisher: TFH Publications
Release Date : 1990
Cats And The Law written by Anmarie Barrie and has been published by TFH Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1990 with Law categories.
If you own a cat, or are contemplating owning a cat, you should be aware that there are literally thousands of laws which pertain to your ownership. Where to find these laws and how to utilize them best is the basic theme of this important book. Covers such topics as buying your cat from a pet shop; how to deal with a no-cats clause in a lease; how to travel with your cat; what your rights and responsibilities are; what a veterinarian's legal responsibilities are; and how to read and understand the law. Also includes information on property damage, nuisances, licensing, small claims court, cruelty, trespassing, buying, selling, and breeding. Illustrated.
The Cat Rules Everything Including The Dog
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Author : William J. Thomas
language : en
Publisher: Viking
Release Date : 2007-01-16
The Cat Rules Everything Including The Dog written by William J. Thomas and has been published by Viking this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-01-16 with Canadian wit and humor categories.
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!), comes the perfect companion: The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround his handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil whose antics could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie's story provides a spirited romp through life along the lake. With essential "rules" for successful human/cat cohabitation, including how to name your pet and rules for rookie owners, The Cat Rules is a must-have for anyone who loves (and occasionally scorns) their beloved pet. The Cat Rules as they apply to play Rule 1 Fully extended claws and completely bared fangs are signs that playtime is over. Rule 4 More catnip? The neighbours already think we're running a grow-op. Rule 6 You got yourself up there; you get yourself down. No, the fire department said next time they'd bill us. Rule 10 It's called "fetch." Dogs love this game. Now can I rest for a while? Please?
Cat Rules
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Author : William Thomas
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Books Canada
Release Date : 2008-01-15
Cat Rules written by William Thomas and has been published by Penguin Books Canada this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-01-15 with Cats categories.
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround Thomas's handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil that could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie provides a spirited romp through life along the lake
Cat Rules
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Author : Andrea Donner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
Cat Rules written by Andrea Donner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Cats categories.
Anyone who owns a feline knows that cats typically rule the roost, the house, and almost everything else! However, cats also possess some inherent, commendable traits that when observed closely, can stir admiration in any mere mortal. Cats are by nature perceptive, serene, playful, intelligent, self-respecting, and of course, curious. In this delightful gift book, these and other essential cat traits are presented through a combination of outstanding photography and motivating quotations, each guaranteed to inspire readers and enchant cat lovers.
