The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 9 Classic Reprint
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The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 9 Classic Reprint
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2017-12-22
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 9 Classic Reprint written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-12-22 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 They all climbed up on a high board-fence Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes Nine little Goblins that had no sense, And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies; And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat And I asked them what they were staring at. And the first one said, as he scratched his head With a queer little arm that reached out of his ear And rasped its claws in his hair so red This is What this little arm is fer! And he scratched and stared, and the next one said How on earth do you scratch your head? And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge Laughed and laughed till his face grew black; And when he choked, with a final twinge Of his stifling laughter, he thumped his back With a fist that grew on the end of his tail Till the breath came back to his lips so pale. And the third little Goblin leered round at me And there were no lids on his eyes at all And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he, What is the style of your socks this fall? And he clapped his heels - and I sighed to see That he had hands where his feet should be. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 7 Classic Reprint
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2018-01-23
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 7 Classic Reprint written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-23 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 7 The first night assignment Francis Holt received from his city editor was in these words: Mr. Holt, you will cover the Tenderloin to-night. Mr. Fetner, who usually covers it, will explain what there is to do. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 1 Classic Reprint
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Author : Kate Milner Rabb
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2018-01-24
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 1 Classic Reprint written by Kate Milner Rabb and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-24 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 1 Acknowledgment is due to the following publishers, whose permission was cordially granted to reprint selec tions which appear in this collection Of American humor. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 2 Classic Reprint
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Author : Kate Milner Rabb
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2017-12-19
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 2 Classic Reprint written by Kate Milner Rabb and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-12-19 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 2 She was right. She would not have been received, and a cool Not at home would have been a bitter social pill to us if we had gone out of our way to be courteous. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 4 Classic Reprint
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2016-11-09
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 4 Classic Reprint written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-09 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 4 Once on a Time there were Two Men, each of Whom married the Woman of his Choice. One Man devoted all his Energies to Getting Rich. He was so absorbed in Acquiring Wealth that he Worked Night and Day to Accomplish his End. By this Means he lost his Health, he became a Nervous Wreck, and was so Irritable and Irascible that his Wife Ceased to live with him and Returned to her Parents' House. The Other Man made no Efforts to Earn Money, and after he had Spent his own and his Wife's Fortunes, Poverty Stared them in the Face. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 5 Classic Reprint
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Author : Marshall P. Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2017-10-11
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 5 Classic Reprint written by Marshall P. Wilder and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-11 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 5 The sweet - faced maidens trembled, with pretty, pinky blushes, Convinced that it was wicked to listen to the thrushes; And when that shady afternoon, I chanced that way to pass, T hey hung their little bonnets down and looked into the grass. All because the buff - coat Bee Lectured them so solemnly Vanity, oh vanity! Young maids, beware of vanity! About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 8 Of 10 Classic Reprint
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2017-11-28
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 8 Of 10 Classic Reprint written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-28 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 8 of 10 That somewhere in the last degree poor Russell dropped down dead. They arrested all the Masons, and they stayed in durance vile Till the jury found them guilty, when the Judge said, with a smile, I'm forced to let the prisoners go, for I can find, said he, N o penalty for murder in the thirty-third degree! About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 3 Classic Reprint
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Author : Kate Milner Rabb
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2018-01-23
The Wit And Humor Of America Vol 3 Classic Reprint written by Kate Milner Rabb and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-23 with categories.
Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 3 Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married. We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning. NO useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him. Few and short were the things we said, And we Spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow. We thought, as we Silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Masterpieces Of American Wit And Humor Vol 1 Classic Reprint
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Author : Thomas Lansing Masson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-07-09
Masterpieces Of American Wit And Humor Vol 1 Classic Reprint written by Thomas Lansing Masson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-07-09 with categories.
Excerpt from Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Vol. 1 About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The Wit And Humor Of America
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Wentworth Press
Release Date : 2019-02-23
The Wit And Humor Of America written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Wentworth Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-23 with History categories.
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