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The Wit And Humor Of America Volume Ix Of X
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Author : Various
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-06-06
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They all climbed up on a high board-fence-Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes-Nine little Goblins that had no sense, And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies;And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat-And I asked them what they were staring at.And the first one said, as he scratched his headWith a queer little arm that reached out of his earAnd rasped its claws in his hair so red-"This is what this little arm is fer!"And he scratched and stared, and the next one said"How on earth do you scratch your head?"And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge-Laughed and laughed till his face grew black;And when he choked, with a final twingeOf his stifling laughter, he thumped his backWith a fist that grew on the end of his tailTill the breath came back to his lips so pale.And the third little Goblin leered round at me-And there were no lids on his eyes at all-And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he,"What is the style of your socks this fall?"And he clapped his heels-and I sighed to seeThat he had hands where his feet should be.Then a bald-faced Goblin, gray and grim, Bowed his head, and I saw him slipHis eyebrows off, as I looked at him, And paste them over his upper lip;And then he moaned in remorseful pain-"Would-Ah, would I'd me brows again!"And then the whole of the Goblin bandRocked on the fence-top to and fro, And clung, in a long row, hand in hand, Singing the songs that they used to know-Singing the songs that their grandsires sungIn the goo-goo days of the Goblin-tongue.And ever they kept their green-glass eyesFixed on me with a stony stare-Till my own grew glazed with a dread surmise, And my hat whooped up on my lifted hair, And I felt the heart in my breast snap toAs you've heard the lid of a snuff-box do.And they sang, "You're asleep! There is no board-fence, And never a Goblin with green-glass eyes!-'Tis only a vision the mind inventsAfter a supper of cold mince-pies, -And you're doomed to dream this way," they said, -"And you sha'n't wake up till you're clean plum dead!"
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume Ix
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Litres
Release Date : 2019-05-22
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume Ix written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Litres this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-22 with Fiction categories.
The Wit And Humor Of America
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan
Release Date : 1911-01-01
The Wit And Humor Of America written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and has been published by Prabhat Prakashan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1911-01-01 with Self-Help categories.
In this complete 10 Volume set are selections from the pen of "this company of fun-makers" as well as many more, including a number by clever women humorists. This collection is made up of "poems, stories, humorous articles, fables, and fairy tales offered for your choice, with subjects as diverse as the styles ; but however the laugh is gained, in whatever fashion the jest is delivered, the laugh-maker is a public benefactor, for laughter is the salt of life, and keeps the whole dish sweet," (foreword). Authors such as Bret Harte, Henry Ward Beecher, James Whitcomb Riley, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Joel Chandler Harris, Thomas Bailey Aldrich and many more.
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume Ix
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Author : Various
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-20
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume Ix written by Various and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-20 with Humor categories.
The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IX): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume X Of X
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008
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The Wit And Humor Of America Volume X
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Author : Various
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Release Date : 2019-11-20
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The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume X): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
The Wit And Humor Of America Volume X Of X
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Author : Various
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-05-31
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The Wit And Humor Of America Volume I Of X
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-08-14
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Marshall Pinckney Wilder
The Wit And Humor Of America
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Author : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
language : en
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Release Date : 2016-08-16
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It is an excellent humor book for individuals who loves happiness.
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Author : Hardpress
language : en
Publisher: Hardpress Publishing
Release Date : 2016-06-23
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Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.