This Accountant Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
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This Accountant Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
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Author : Gifts for Bookkeepers
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-22
This Accountant Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Gifts for Bookkeepers and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-22 with categories.
#1 GIFT FOR ACCOUNTANTS - CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS - CPA - ACCOUNT MANAGERS Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday, birthday, anniversary, retirement, gift exchange, or any other time a fun gift is needed! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )
This Accountant Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
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Author : Zoom Coloring Book
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-17
This Accountant Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Zoom Coloring Book and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-17 with categories.
Looking for the perfect gift idea for a Adults? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the perfect gift idea for the Adultss. This is a thoughtful gift for the hardworking Adults you know for Stress Relief and Relaxation.Get this fun activity Swearing Coloring Book for Adults to fill with your favorite colors, watercolors, colored pencils, crayons, or gel pens. WHY YOU CHOOSE THIS LOVELY COLORING BOOK: 50 Beautiful Illustrations: This coloring book included 50 Unique Illustration Images for immersive fun, relaxation, and stress relief! Perfect for All Skill Levels: It is a perfect coloring book for all ages and skill levels even if you are a beginner. Relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. BUY NOW AND START COLORING... Scroll to the Top of the Page and Click Add to Cart Button for Start Coloring, and Relax!
Moms Who Drink And Swear
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Author : Nicole Knepper
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-04-02
Moms Who Drink And Swear written by Nicole Knepper and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-02 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Smoke Drink F K
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Author : Esme Oliver
language : en
Publisher: Riverdale Avenue Books LLC
Release Date : 2017-02-10
Smoke Drink F K written by Esme Oliver and has been published by Riverdale Avenue Books LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-02-10 with Fiction categories.
Screw Eat, Pray Love! Esme Oliver vows to Smoke, Drink, and Fuck her way to happiness. Newly-dumped, staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her. It is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion who appears to be just the diversion Esme’s looking for. Only problem is they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks. Based on a true story, Smoke, Drink, Fuck, winner, Best Memoir, of the Southwest Writer’s Competition is the hilarious, outlandish and inspiring story of one fed-up woman’s journey from desperation to liberation. As she finds and loses love, uncovers what it really means to be independent, and discovers why no amount of praying does the trick of one great fuck.
Digging Up Mother
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Author : Doug Stanhope
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2016-05-10
Digging Up Mother written by Doug Stanhope and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-10 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Doug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie. It was the cartoons in her Hustler magazine issues that molded the beginnings of his comedic journey, long before he was old enough to know what to do with the actual pornography. It was Bonnie who recited Monty Python sketches with him, who introduced him to Richard Pryor at nine years old, and who rescued him from a psychologist when he brought that brand of humor to school. And it was Bonnie who took him along to all of her AA meetings, where Doug undoubtedly found inspiration for his own storytelling. Bonnie's own path from bartending to truck driving, massage therapy, elder abuse, stand-up comedy, and acting never stopped her from being Doug's genuine number one fan. So when her alcoholic, hoarding life finally came to an end many weird adventures later in rural Arizona, it was inevitable that Doug and Bonnie would be together for one last excursion. Digging Up Mother follows Doug's absurd, chaotic, and often obscene life as it intersects with that of his best friend, biggest fan, and love of his life-his mother. And it all starts with her death-one of the most memorable and amazing farewells you will ever read.
Don T Drink And Go To Meetings
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Author : Dan F.
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2011-06
Don T Drink And Go To Meetings written by Dan F. and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06 with Psychology categories.
Author Dan F. has lived a pretty interesting life, a big part of it spent as a recovering alcoholic. He has made fortunes and, unfortunately lost a lot more than he made. He never seemed to have much trouble making money. Holding on to it was another matter...Dan has been homeless and he has lived in beautiful houses. He has slept in alleyways and he has been the guest of foreign dignitaries and prime ministers. As a recovering alcoholic, the author has been through the extremes of life, both good and bad. He quotes Judy Collins, "I've looked at life from both sides now."In Don't Drink And Go To Meetings, the author takes you along as he recalls the person he used to be, reconnecting with a painful part of his past. A lot of that life was spent in blackouts as excessive drinking binges left him no memory of what had occurred when he was out cold.Along the way, he learns some valuable lessons about life, and he hopes to pass them on to others who are attempting their own journey to recovery. Filled with amusing anecdotes and the author's witty storytelling, this book is both entertaining and insightful.
Richard Wright
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Author : Toru Kiuchi
language : en
Publisher: McFarland
Release Date : 2014-01-07
Richard Wright written by Toru Kiuchi and has been published by McFarland this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-07 with Literary Criticism categories.
In this minutely detailed, comprehensive chronology, Toru Kiuchi and Yoshinobu Hakutani document the life in letters of the greatest African American writer of the twentieth century. The author of Black Boy and Native Son, among other works, Wright wrote unflinchingly about the black experience in the United States, where his books still influence discussions of race and social justice. Entries are documented by Wright's journals, articles, and other works published and unpublished, as well as his letters to and from friends, associates, writers and public figures. Part One covers Wright's life through the year 1946, the period in which he published his best-known work. Part Two covers the final fifteen years of his life in exile, a prolific period in which he wrote two novels, four works of nonfiction, and four thousand haiku. Each part begins with a historical and critical introduction.
Bait
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Author : Angel Devlin
language : en
Publisher: Angel Devlin
Release Date : 2020-10-01
Bait written by Angel Devlin and has been published by Angel Devlin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-01 with Fiction categories.
Writers Angel Devlin and Tracy Lorraine return with an older man and younger woman contemporary age gap forbidden steamy romance story in the world of bad boy billionaire CEOs. Mine to possess. Mine to control. Mine to protect. She thinks I’m a hero. She’s wrong. I may have rescued her but that doesn’t mean I’m a saint. Truth is, I’m broken. Ruined from a tender age, hiding dark secrets, the truth behind my twisted past. But my biggest secret is about to be exposed. My daughter. With her arrival turning my world upside down, I can’t stay away from the woman who thinks I can save her. What she doesn’t know, is that she’s the one saving me. Together can we face up to our truths or will they forever threaten our future? Welcome to B.A.D. Inc. where the CEO's play dirty in the boardroom and the bedroom. BAIT is the third book in this completed five book series. KEYWORDS: alpha male, friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, dark secrets, blackmail, revenge, happy ever after, completed romance series, first in series free, billionaires, boss, CEO, manipulation, corruption, sexy, steamy, spicy, age gap, younger woman, older man.
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
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Author : Dave Eggers
language : en
Publisher: Vintage Canada
Release Date : 2001-02-13
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius written by Dave Eggers and has been published by Vintage Canada this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-02-13 with Family & Relationships categories.
"I think this book is kind of malleable. I've never really wanted to put it away and be done with it forever -- the second I first 'finished' it, I wanted to dig back in and change everything around. So I'm looking forward to getting back into the text, and straightening and focusing and deleting. Most of all, I'm thrilled that Vintage will be letting me include all the cool chase scenes, previously censored." -- Dave Eggers The literary sensation of the year, a book that redefines both family and narrative for the twenty-first century. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is the moving memoir of a college senior who, in the space of five weeks, loses both of his parents to cancer and inherits his seven-year-old brother. Here is an exhilarating debut that manages to be simultaneously hilarious and wildly inventive as well as a deeply heartfelt story of the love that holds a family together. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is an instant classic that will be read in paperback for decades to come. PAPERBACK EDITION -- 15% MORE STAGGERING - Eggers has written 15,000 additional words for the Vintage Canada edition, including an entirely new appendix.
Mother Winter
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Author : Sophia Shalmiyev
language : en
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Release Date : 2020-02-11
Mother Winter written by Sophia Shalmiyev and has been published by Simon & Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-11 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
"Lyrical and emotionally gutting." —O, THE OPRAH MAGAZINE “Intellectually satisfying [and] artistically profound.” —KIRKUS REVIEWS (STARRED REVIEW) “Mesmeric.”—THE PARIS REVIEW “Vividly awesome and truly great." —EILEEN MYLES “Gorgeous, gutting, unforgettable." —LENI ZUMAS “Brilliant.” —MICHELLE TEA An arresting memoir equal parts refugee-coming-of-age story, feminist manifesto, and meditation on motherhood, displacement, gender politics, and art that follows award-winning writer Sophia Shalmiyev’s flight from the Soviet Union, where she was forced to abandon her estranged mother, and her subsequent quest to find her. Russian sentences begin backward, Sophia Shalmiyev tells us on the first page of her striking lyrical memoir. To understand the end of her story, we must go back to the beginning. Born to a Russian mother and an Azerbaijani father, Shalmiyev was raised in the stark oppressiveness of 1980s Leningrad (now St. Petersburg), where anti-Semitism and an imbalance of power were omnipresent in her home. At just eleven years old, Shalmiyev’s father stole her away to America, forever abandoning her estranged alcoholic mother, Elena. Motherless on a tumultuous voyage to the states, terrified in a strange new land, Shalmiyev depicts in urgent, poetic vignettes her emotional journeys through an uncharted world as an immigrant, artist, and, eventually, as a mother of two. As an adult, Shalmiyev voyages back to Russia to search endlessly for the mother she never knew—in her pursuit, we witness an arresting, impassioned meditation on art-making, gender politics, displacement, and most potently, motherhood.