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Too Fat To Go To The Moon

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Author : Rob McCleary
language : en
Publisher: John Hunt Publishing
Release Date : 2019-03-29

Too Fat To Go To The Moon written by Rob McCleary and has been published by John Hunt Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-29 with Fiction categories.

In 2030 America is broke. When NASA is forced to raffle off a trip to outer space and the orbiting Houston Astrodome, Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, the ticket is won by a guy from Cleveland who is so fat he can’t make it out of his own house, let alone get crammed in a rocket ship. Instead he auctions the ticket off, and the winning bid belongs to the patriarch of the Van Kruup family, an American dynasty founded on coal, railroads, and masturbation (not necessarily in that order). But when they lose their inter-generation fortune in the Great Funk Crash, Stanely Van Kruup, sole heir to the Van Kruup fortune, is evicted from the ten thousand acre estate in rural Pennsylvania he has left only once since birth and must search for his (presumed dead) older brother in an attempt to restore his inheritance. Too Fat to go to the Moon is Zero Books' latest foray into avant-garde fiction.

Too Fat To Go To The Moon

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Author : ROB. MCCLEARY
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-03

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Too Fat To Fish

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Author : Artie Lange
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-11-11

Too Fat To Fish written by Artie Lange and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11-11 with Humor categories.

Outrageous, raw, and painfully funny true stories straight from the life of the actor, comedian, and much-loved cast member of The Howard Stern Show—with a foreword by Howard Stern. When Artie Lange joined the permanent cast of The Howard Stern Show in 2001, it was possibly the greatest thing ever to happen in the Stern universe, second only to the show’s move to the wild, uncensored frontier of satellite radio. Lange provided what Stern had yet to find all in the same place: a wit quick enough to keep pace with his own, a pathetic self-image to dwarf his own, a personal history both heartbreaking and hilarious, and an ingrained sense of self-sabotage that continually keeps things interesting. A natural storyteller with a bottomless pit of material, Lange grew up in a close-knit, working-class Italian family in Union, New Jersey, a maniacal Yankees fan who pursued the two things his father said he was cut out for—sports and comedy. Tragically, Artie Lange Sr. never saw the truth in that prediction: He became a quadriplegic in an accident when Artie was eighteen and died soon after. But as with every trial in his life, from his drug addiction to his obesity to his fights with his mother, Artie mines the humor, pathos, and humanity in these events and turns them into comedy classics. True fans of the Stern Show will find Artie gold in these pages: hilarious tales that couldn’t have happened to anyone else. There are stories from his days driving a Jersey cab, working as a longshoreman in Port Newark, and navigating the dark circuit of stand-up comedy. There are outrageous episodes from the frenzied heights of his coked-up days at MADtv, surprisingly moving stories from his childhood, and an account of his recent U.S.O. tour that is equally stirring and irreverent. But also in this volume are stories Artie’s never told before, including some that he deemed too revealing for radio. Wild, shocking, and drop-dead hilarious, Too Fat to Fish is Artie Lange giving everything he’s got to give. And like a true pro, the man never disappoints.

The Works Of Ben Jonson

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Author : Ben Jonson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1875

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Moon Over Fausto S

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Author : an Anonymous Boomer and His Lady
language : en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date : 2022-07-20

Moon Over Fausto S written by an Anonymous Boomer and His Lady and has been published by Dorrance Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-07-20 with Biography & Autobiography categories.

Moon Over Fausto's: A Short Fat Novel of Manners in the Land of Oz By: an Anonymous Boomer and His Lady Moon Over Fausto's compiles the romantic recollections of an unnamed boomer, culminating in a collection that stands as a testament to a true and undistracted love that has endured the test of time even after his wife's passing. Each tale is colored with the character of the solecisms, neologisms, and cliches specific to the boomer. In the end, Moon Over Fausto's documents the thought processes and character of a member of the generation once coined "flower children" and presents the earnestness, contradictions, flaws, humor, and coyness that inhabit members of that generation. Readers will walk away understanding that each one of us contains multitudes.