You Re A Douche Bag
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You Might Be A Douchebag
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Author : Joe Bartnick
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-07-31
You Might Be A Douchebag written by Joe Bartnick and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-07-31 with categories.
Nobody ever thinks they're a douchebag. It's easy to point to someone else and proclaim them to be a douchebag but when it comes to douchebag self awareness, most of us exist in a state of total douchebag denial. That's why I wrote this book. I want to help you avoid being a douchebag. Simply put, a douchebag is someone who is not cool. Everyone wants to be cool. No one wants to be a douchebag...well almost no one. So, I'm here to help. I've put together a collection of behaviors that will let you know if you might be a douchebag. I've even added illustrations. Because you might be a douchebag without even knowing it. Now, some of you might get mad when you realize you've been acting like a douchebag. But remember, we all act like douchebags sometimes, but hopefully not all of the time. So don't get mad; get cool.
Angels Vampires Douche Bags
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Author : Carla Collins
language : en
Publisher: Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media
Release Date : 2018-10-09
Angels Vampires Douche Bags written by Carla Collins and has been published by Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-09 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust, and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada, to Tinseltown, L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through 72 imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.
The People V S Douchebag Smirky Boy
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Author : John Damocles Smith
language : en
Publisher: BookRix
Release Date : 2012-03-20
The People V S Douchebag Smirky Boy written by John Damocles Smith and has been published by BookRix this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-20 with Humor categories.
Audience:- Mainly people between 16 and 25 or anyone who's a fan of manga-style humour. This is about a real douchebag and the high-school kids who fall victim to his pranks and obvious lies.
Fight Song
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Author : Joshua Mohr
language : en
Publisher: Catapult
Release Date : 2013-02-12
Fight Song written by Joshua Mohr and has been published by Catapult this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-12 with Fiction categories.
“A Generation X call-to-arms about facing mid-life on our own terms with the unique heart that beats inside us all . . . Poignant, honest, and funny as hell.” —The Huffington Post When his bicycle is intentionally run off the road by a neighbor’s SUV, something snaps in Bob Coffin. Modern suburban life has been getting him down and this is the last straw. To avoid following in his own father’s missteps, Bob is suddenly desperate to reconnect with his wife and his distant, distracted children. And he’s looking for any guidance he can get. Bob soon learns that the wisest words come from the most unexpected places, from characters that are always more than what they appear to be: a magician/marriage counselor, a fast-food drive-thru attendant/phone-sex operator, and a janitor/guitarist of a French KISS cover band. Can these disparate voices inspire Bob to fight for his family? To fight for his place in the world? A call-to-arms for those who have ever felt beaten down by life, Fight Song is a quest for happiness in a world in which we are increasingly losing control. It is an exciting novel by one of the most surprising and original writers of his generation. "A whimsical, madcap, delightfully depraved fable for our age.” —Jonathan Evison, New York Times bestselling author "For its irreverent beat, relentless energy, and sharp, funny characters, Fight Song may as well be titled 'Battle Cry.'" —The Rumpus “Mohr . . . brings a dollop of David Sedaris–like humor to the pathos . . . It’s a surprisingly sweet, rollicking tribute to anyone who’s ever needed a fight song to fight back.” —Booklist
Wait This Time
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Author : Alyssa Moore
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2011-07-29
Wait This Time written by Alyssa Moore and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-07-29 with Poetry categories.
Wait This Time began simply as a set of journal entries and ideas that encapsulated Alyssa Moore’s adventures as a young teenager. As she neared the end of her high school journey, she sought to create a formal collection of the words and works that helped her get through the ups and downs of adolescence. With over four years worth of writing, Moore has amassed a stunning collection that is representative of the experiences of so many. Rather than edit her work, she has made the bold decision to leave her writing unaltered, in its original state, in order to illustrate the truth in her expression. Wait This Time serves as a benchmark of some of the most significant moments of her life so far, while also providing a sense of catharsis to help close out one chapter of her life as she begins another. With this book, she sheds the old and gives a warm welcome to the new.
By Any Means
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Author : Ben Sanders
language : en
Publisher: Zondervan
Release Date : 2011-10-01
By Any Means written by Ben Sanders and has been published by Zondervan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-01 with Fiction categories.
The second novel from emerging talent, Ben Sanders, sees Detective Sergeant Sean Devereaux and private investigator John Hale at odds once again with Auckland city's criminal underbelly. '... a triumph of gritty, page-turning, good old crime writing ...' M2 MAGAZINE Friday rush hour, Auckland city. A lone shooter fires across a packed street and kills a man. Detective Sergeant Sean Devereaux is assigned the case. He's not complaining-his Friday nights are seldom better spent.But the inquiry is not straightforward. Witness accounts are conflicting. the dead man appears to be an unintended victim, with the true target unknown. that's the least of Devereaux's worries, though. His current case load includes an investigation into the deaths of the wife and daughter of a wealthy finance company director. His examination has revealed the situation is far more complex than anticipated, casting real doubt upon the division of innocence and guilt. Devereaux's former colleague, John Hale, is in no position to help. Hale is occupied with his own pursuit of darkness, made all the more sinister by a dogged senior police officer determined to engineer his ruin. together the two men hunt for the truth from those who pursue self-gain by any means.
Memory Of A Vagabond
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Author : Adam Ross Rapoport
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2014-10-17
Memory Of A Vagabond written by Adam Ross Rapoport and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-17 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
In 2010, Adam Rapoport experienced a life-changing epiphany. He wanted to travel the world, by any means necessary. But for the twenty-three-year-old son of an middle-upper-class family to do so, he would have to drop out of graduate school. Undaunted, he sold his possessions and hit the road with a backpack and $700 for the adventure of a lifetime. Adam wanted to experience the freedoms of homeless travel. Over the course of two years, he learned how to get around and survive on the road. He hitchhiked across the United States, he joined the crew of a sailboat and explored the Bahamas with a seemingly cursed captain. He then wound up working under the table in Central America. And finally, he studied under both wilderness survival experts and a spiritualist guru in Montana. Spiritual, adventurous, humorous, self-reflective, insightful, and even romantic, Memory of a Vagabond shows that following one's dream will bring you to places you never thought possible.
The Dudes Guide To Pregnancy
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Author : Bill Lloyd
language : en
Publisher: Grand Central Life & Style
Release Date : 2008-05-02
The Dudes Guide To Pregnancy written by Bill Lloyd and has been published by Grand Central Life & Style this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-05-02 with Health & Fitness categories.
When a couple gets pregnant, typically, the first thing the mother-to-be does is rush out to the bookstore to buy the various pregnancy bibles. But how is the expectant father supposed to know what to expect? He could wait in the dark and take his cues from his partner, or he could prepare himself for anything and everything by seeking the counsel of two regular dudes, who have climbed the steep learning curve (and lived to tell) that comes when having a baby. The Dude's Guide to Pregnancy dispenses irreverent, honest, practical advice for the expectant father in an easy-to-understand--and often hilarious--man-to-man format. Taking you through the entire nine month process, the Dudes offer advice on what to expect from your newly pregnant wife (paranoia, morning sickness, enlarged breasts, no sex); the dos and don'ts of dealing with your wife's body and mood changes, your mother-in-law and other family members; and the nitty-gritty details of what is expected of you and how your life will be changing during the next 40 weeks. The Dude's Guide to Pregnancy gives twenty-something to forty-something men the indespensible tools and advice they need to maneuver the many ups and downs associated with impending fatherhood.
Surviving Your Stupid Stupid Decision To Go To Grad School
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Author : Adam Ruben
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2010-04-13
Surviving Your Stupid Stupid Decision To Go To Grad School written by Adam Ruben and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-13 with Humor categories.
This is a book for dedicated academics who consider spending years masochistically overworked and underappreciated as a laudable goal. They lead the lives of the impoverished, grade the exams of whiny undergrads, and spend lonely nights in the library or laboratory pursuing a transcendent truth that only six or seven people will ever care about. These suffering, unshaven sad sacks are grad students, and their salvation has arrived in this witty look at the low points of grad school. Inside, you’ll find: • advice on maintaining a veneer of productivity in front of your advisor • tips for sleeping upright during boring seminars • a description of how to find which departmental events have the best unguarded free food • how you can convincingly fudge data and feign progress This hilarious guide to surviving and thriving as the lowliest of life-forms—the grad student—will elaborate on all of these issues and more.
You Re What I Want Y A Series Book 4
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Author : Sarah Tork
language : en
Publisher: Sarah Tork
Release Date : 2015-11-23
You Re What I Want Y A Series Book 4 written by Sarah Tork and has been published by Sarah Tork this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-11-23 with Family & Relationships categories.
One thing I’ve learned from my best friend Annabelle’s crazy love life is…that I never want one…no matter what. Seventeen year old, Swim team member for life, Jenna Sabini has only one thing on her mind and it’s swimming. There was no time for silly boys and their mind games, not when her family was struggling to make the mortgage payments on their house, and especially not when she had to compete against the entire country for an athletic scholarship to Florida State University. As one of the stars on the Royal Heights High School Baseball team, Tom Colleto was used to having every girl swoon at the sight of him, but the moment he locked eyes with the feisty star swimmer, he’s reminded that there was at least one girl in school who was immune to his charms. Is Jenna going to let her guard down and focus on something else besides swimming? Or will the stress of getting that scholarship be too much, holding her back from...experiencing love for the first time? Warning Contains Sexual Scenes Recommended for ages 17+ This is not a standalone novel. Book 4 in Y.A Series